WBC to picket late Slayer guitarist's funeral - Sauron terrified as metal army amasses - Polidicks

[QUOTE=Phaselancer;40561788]Honestly metal and churches haven't done so well together before. WBC see Norway black metal church burnings. Since it's thrash metal fans though.... yeah this might just sort itself out all on its own.[/QUOTE] Those church burnings were hate crimes in and of themselves, so I can't really tell whose side your on...

Dis' gon b gud! From years of ritual festival going, I can positively say that no group or fandom is as batshit insane as heavy music fans. Punk rock, NYHC, metalheads, you name it, no other group or fandom is capable of creating such levels of spontaneous chaos and havoc. Massive crowds whose idea of dancing is violentely crashing into each other? I'd love to see those puny WBC protesters crushed between some fat blokes mantits in a wall of death.

Slayer fans are batshit insane even by metal standards. This will be interesting.

Anyone remember Billy the Fridge?

I hope they get the shit beat out of them by a bunch of metalheads. Seems likely but I doubt it will happen.

[QUOTE=Mysterious Mr.E;40562174]I hope they get the shit beat out of them by a bunch of metalheads. Seems likely but I doubt it will happen.[/QUOTE] That's exactly what they want to happen.

[QUOTE=Talatandi;40559496]How long before they try to picket a funeral and it backfires on them?[/QUOTE] It's happened before, a biker gang showed up and literally drove around them till they ran off. Saw a video about that

I'm imagining a large group of metalheads drenched in fake blood and yelling at the top of their lungs to drown out the WBC. That'd be pretty rad.

[QUOTE=Dam;40562400]I'm imagining a large group of metalheads drenched in fake blood and yelling at the top of their lungs to drown out the WBC. That'd be pretty rad.[/QUOTE] would it be... [B][U][I]METAL?[/I][/U][/B]

[QUOTE=Dam;40562400]I'm imagining a large group of metalheads drenched in fake blood and yelling at the top of their lungs to drown out the WBC. That'd be pretty rad.[/QUOTE]darn that's awesome, Nathan Explosion approves we need a Dethklok lookalike group on site

[QUOTE=Hullu V3;40560062]I'm still waiting for some big shit from the WBC to die. Only because I want to see how many people are there to picket the funeral. I think it would be quite magnificent to see the tables turned.[/QUOTE] I want a huge, huge, MASSIVELY HUGE group to picket that wedding with signs saying "rest in peace" and "God forgives all" and scream songs like "amazing grace" and "give peace a chance" just protest with a message so incredibly opposite to theirs just as a massive fuck you to their entire group.

[b]HBO[/b] should live-stream that shit and charge people a $10 admission, I'd pay it in a heart-beat.

[QUOTE=S31-Syntax;40562912]I want a huge, huge, MASSIVELY HUGE group to picket that wedding with signs saying "rest in peace" and "God forgives all" and scream songs like "amazing grace" and "give peace a chance" just protest with a message so incredibly opposite to theirs just as a massive fuck you to their entire group.[/QUOTE] I think a better response would be a bunch of huge metalheads with picket signs bearing the album art for "God Hates Us All" (the alternate cover), just standing in front of them, staring. Just... staring, looking like at any moment they could up and disembowel them with their own picket signs... but they don't.

[QUOTE=Talatandi;40562089]Anyone remember Billy the Fridge?[/QUOTE] This will be the Billy the Fridge times 20

[QUOTE=gman003-main;40563152]I think a better response would be a bunch of huge metalheads with picket signs bearing the album art for "God Hates Us All" (the alternate cover), just standing in front of them, staring. Just... staring, looking like at any moment they could up and disembowel them with their own picket signs... but they don't.[/QUOTE]actually, talking about signs, fuck the Dethklok lookalike guys, we need someone dressed up as Vic Rattlehead plant a "FOR SALE" sign infront of the WBC guys and then just lean on it for the rest of the day

[QUOTE=Talatandi;40559496]How long before they try to picket a funeral and it backfires on them?[/QUOTE] It already has on several occasions. [editline]7th May 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Gustafa;40559504]WBC - biggest trolls of [B]real life[/B].[/QUOTE] Fixed that for ya.

I can smell the blood already.

The metalheads at the funeral should do huge one-way wall of death on their asses

I'm not one to promote violent behavior, but I really wanna see the Slayer fans take on the WBC. Our problems with them would be over pretty damn quickly.

[QUOTE=Leather Belt;40560144]You don't get popcorn delivered to your house? What kind of third world hell hole do you live in?[/QUOTE] The UK.

On the Metal Injection livecast (a metal site's podcast) they said they're going to try to get someone from the WBC on the air for an interview and also offered to help them write a parody of Crazy Train that doesn't suck comedy inbound maybe

[QUOTE=ThatSprite;40562416]would it be... [B][U][I]METAL?[/I][/U][/B][/QUOTE] [img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/10572953/gif/largeamountsofmetaldetected.gif[/img] I knew I saved this picture for a reason

We can only hope it will be raining blood

[QUOTE=hooghoog;40562380]It's happened before, a biker gang showed up and literally drove around them till they ran off. Saw a video about that[/QUOTE] Gotta love the Patriot Guard Riders: [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patriot_Guard_Riders[/url] [Quote=][I]The group was formed in 2005, to shelter and protect the deceased's family against protesters from the Westboro Baptist Church, who claim that the deaths of American troops in Iraq and Afghanistan are divine retribution for American tolerance of homosexuality. PGR members position themselves to physically shield the mourners from the presence of the Westboro protesters by blocking the protesters from view with their motorcade, or by having members hold American flags. The group also drowns out the protesters' chants by singing patriotic songs or by revving motorcycle engines.[/I][/Quote]

This is so many levels of fucked, I actually want to go to this funeral to punch a fucking WBC member.

at this point it wouldn't surprise me if the wbc picketed the funeral of one of their own

[QUOTE=SystemGS;40572280]at this point it wouldn't surprise me if the wbc picketed the funeral of one of their own[/QUOTE] Unless one of their own joined the military, came out of the closet, or just said they don't hate these groups as much as the others in the WBC, I don't think that's happening.

[QUOTE=purvisdavid1;40572256]This is so many levels of fucked, I actually want to go to this funeral to punch a fucking WBC member.[/QUOTE] That's what they want to happen, they want people to sue since most of them are freaking lawyers.

[QUOTE=purvisdavid1;40572291]Unless one of their own joined the military, came out of the closet, or just said they don't hate these groups as much as the others in the WBC, I don't think that's happening.[/QUOTE] i heard that dying is a sin because it means you tolerate homosexuality by not being present on the corporeal plane to protest against homosexuality

[QUOTE=Fort83;40572343]I find it a little silly that some folks are getting really angry over WBC picketing the funeral of a musician, when WBC picketing the funerals of policemen, firemen and soldiers is quite a bit worse. Keep in mind this death is tragic, Jeff passed away too young, and WBC picketing his funeral is just plain disgusting but this shouldn't be the picketing event that you should lose your shit over. Hopefully you get why I am saying this. Hopefully this didn't come across as disrespectful.[/QUOTE] people don't think this is worse, they just wouldn't be surprised if this backfired on WBC