Olympic rower denies boner during medal ceremony: "I swear it's not erect!"

[thisispain]

it's just a cock

[Ogopogo]

As someone who paddles sprint kayak, I have to wear clothing like this. It can be awkward first getting up out of the boat with where it has been sitting during the race. I can sympathize with this guy.

[desertdog11]

[QUOTE]I just realised my headline could have been misinterpreted. Did anyone imagine him up on the podium desperately readjusting his dick and screaming 'I swear it's not erect!' to the international media's TV cameras as tears streamed down his face?[/QUOTE]

And suddenly spaghetti falls out of his pockets?

[Sardonus]

seriously if you win a gold medal, you can have your cock be as hard as you'd like

anyone makes fun of you, show them the medal

[lavacano]

[QUOTE=Sardonus;37161890]seriously if you win a gold medal, you can have your cock be as hard as you'd like

anyone makes fun of you, show them the medal[/QUOTE]

He won bronze.

However, if I'm interpreting the Google results of "number of rowing teams olympics 2012" correctly, then 3rd out of 17 teams is still boner worthy.

[Sardonus]

[QUOTE=lavacano;37162029]He won bronze.

However, if I'm interpreting the Google results of "number of rowing teams olympics 2012" correctly, then 3rd out of 17 teams is still boner worthy.[/QUOTE]

oh, he won bronze?
then what the fuc-

no kidding, boner it up amigo