[QUOTE=CaptainObvious1;41550442]YES ITS THE ROYAL BABY DON'T LIKE IT GO AWAY I THINK IT'LL BE CUTE OH MY GOD ITS BEEN AGES SINCE A BABY HAS BORN.[/QUOTE]
how do you born
[QUOTE=Teto;41557512]I hope that in the years to come, the Royal Baby will become the first Royal Homo, and his marriage to another man will cause a huge breakdown of British tradition, resulting in the First Great Civil War of the Sexualities. I put my money on the gays.[/QUOTE]
My money goes on homoromantic demisexual asexuals. They're most likely to emerge as the last group standing, as they only exist on Tumblr.
They'd better name it after an old king like Æthelred or Penda or Ceolwulf
Or Palpatine
Yay I was right about it being a boy, time to forget about all this and move on.
[QUOTE=Charybdis;41557739]They'd better name it after an old king like Æthelred or Penda or Ceolwulf
Or Palpatine[/QUOTE]
Hell yeah, Give it old Norse names
[QUOTE=Charybdis;41557739]They'd better name it after an old king like Æthelred or Penda or Ceolwulf
Or Palpatine[/QUOTE]
Maybe this Æthelred will be ready?
[QUOTE=Teto;41557512]I hope that in the years to come, the Royal Baby will become the first Royal Homo, and his marriage to another man will cause a huge breakdown of British tradition, resulting in the First Great Civil War of the Sexualities. I put my money on the gays.[/QUOTE]
Chances are the law on gay marriage will be passed before the kid even realizes his dick has more uses than peeing.
[QUOTE=Jamsponge;41557795]Maybe this Æthelred will be ready?[/QUOTE]I just imagined something like that being said in a movie trailer voice.
"This Æthelred is ready, to [I]kick[/I] [B]ass.[/B]"
[QUOTE=areolop;41550201]its the royal baby. Shut your mouth.[/QUOTE]
"Its royal/famous therefore it must be respected automatically"
The title reminded me of this skit from snl
[video=youtube;KtWgOTESYBI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtWgOTESYBI[/video]
Today is my birthday, and according to my best friend, this kid was born today.
Guess I share a birthday with kate middleton's child :v:
Guys, guys I just wanted to show how much I don't care about this baby by posting in this thread and moving it back up to the top in SH.
[QUOTE=Ganerumo;41557395][img]http://24.media.tumblr.com/c9cafa490843a783cda5c0e633be8d4f/tumblr_mqc72lPfEs1rklaobo1_500.jpg[/img]
Well this sums it up[/QUOTE]
The proper term is "king maker"
Monarchy bringing in money to the UK is a lie and fabrication, a myth to justify a guilty pleasure of monarchy culture.
[QUOTE=smurfy;41550100]It's happening. I feel the patriotism in my loins
Thread music
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Today we find out whether [url=http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1288436&p=41416121&highlight=#post41416121]FP's predictions[/url] are worth shit. 61% say it's a girl[/QUOTE]
[video=youtube;8i2AJ4NB7aI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8i2AJ4NB7aI[/video]
[QUOTE=Lonestriper;41550196]honestly who cares[/QUOTE]
same kind of lowlives that subscribe to tabloids
[QUOTE=Vasili;41559087]Monarchy bringing in money to the UK is a lie and fabrication, a myth to justify a guilty pleasure of monarchy culture.[/QUOTE]
Wow god forbid people have a distraction from there shitty lives that lets them feel apart of something bigger. Seriously the Royal Family does tons of good works.
Why does everything have to be about money? It's called tradition and there is nothing wrong with celebrating the birth of a child.
Seriously Facepunch you all just hate the Royal family because their imaginary pedestal is higher than yours.
There will ALWAYS be people in the spotlight. Be thankful these ones actually do something good gor your country and don't try and fuck you over with politics.
Mass produce royal babies to save the media industry.
I can't wait for Ashens to review Poundland Royal Baby mugs and tea sets within the next month or two.
[QUOTE=SlyManx;41559484]Wow god forbid people have a distraction from there shitty lives that lets them feel apart of something bigger. Seriously the Royal Family does tons of good works.
Why does everything have to be about money? It's called tradition and there is nothing wrong with celebrating the birth of a child.[/QUOTE]
Surely you can find a distraction that the rest of us don't have to pay for? I mean, I enjoy the distraction of video games but I don't expect the taxpayer to subsidise it - why should this be any different?
[QUOTE=SlyManx;41559484]Wow god forbid people have a distraction from there shitty lives that lets them feel apart of something bigger. Seriously the Royal Family does tons of good works.
Why does everything have to be about money? It's called tradition and there is nothing wrong with celebrating the birth of a child.
Seriously Facepunch you all just hate the Royal family because their imaginary pedestal is higher than yours.
There will ALWAYS be people in the spotlight. Be thankful these ones actually do something good gor your country and don't try and fuck you over with politics.[/QUOTE]
so your escapism isn't the internet, video games, films, porngraphy or books but actually the fucking monarchy??
lmao
[QUOTE=Vasili;41559087]Monarchy bringing in money to the UK is a lie and fabrication, a myth to justify a guilty pleasure of monarchy culture.[/QUOTE]
Nice sources bro
A woman pisses out a baby and they interrupt the tv when can we have a french revolution
[QUOTE=Latex;41559630]Nice sources bro[/QUOTE]
I'm not going to repeat what I've often said a lot of times again, if you feel like reading how its a fabrication then feel free to view the last thread we had the discussion in;
[url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1246107[/url]
[QUOTE=Latex;41559630]Nice sources bro[/QUOTE]
I [URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1292012&p=41553665&viewfull=1#post41553665"]posted some[/URL] earlier in the thread.
[QUOTE=thisispain;41558911][img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/0e4c216e26f38f6ac46c19968d9b987e/tumblr_mqcu7toma81qf1cvto1_1280.png[/img][/QUOTE]
nintendo no
that never happened
a real shame that the monarchy survived into the 20th century, because now when we inevitably get rid of them they'll go out with a whimper rather than a bang. it'll be boring as fuck to read about in history textbooks
Of all the days that this could happen, it happened to be this fucking day.
[IMG]http://puu.sh/3JhY6[/IMG]
Today is the 22nt of july, the last alignment of this star pattern for a long time, followed by a tetrad of four blood moons and two solar eclipses, The blood moons will happen on all four of the major Jewish feasts.
I don't even believe in any of this star shit, but there sure is alot of dodgy shit going on with this star business.
[QUOTE=Vasili;41559598]so your escapism isn't the internet, video games, films, porngraphy or books but actually the fucking monarchy??
lmao[/QUOTE]
Uh, I'm sorry I didn't realize I had to pick just one. And to be honest I don't even give a shit about the Monarchy.
Now as someone who actually lives in the real world, I understand that the royal family isn't going anywhere any time soon. There are things in life more worth fighting about than a proverbial drop in the bucket when it comes to tax dollars.
Instead of trying to sound edgy on some internet form bitching about a tradition the majority of your country supports, why not focus on going out and complaining against the wasted tax dollars that get spent flying around all your politicians on fancy vacations, the pointless wars they fight and all the other wasteful spending government participates in.?
Maybe after all that gets fixed we can talk about dismantling one of the last remaining connections to England's past. Why not start with getting rid of your expensive parliament building and all your public museums? What a WASTE of money that is. Who wants to spend money housing POINTLESS artifacts which have NO MEANING and crappy little paintings from some guy who died a hundred years ago? I don't see any good reason to waste money on that if I'm using your logic.
I guarantee if the royal family was gotten rid of nothing in your tax bill would change. Learn to pick your battles.
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