FFS: Westboro Baptist Church plans to protest Aurora shooting memorial service - Polidicks

[QUOTE=Banhfunbags;36878918]Welp, the Westboro Baptist Church is going to hell.[/QUOTE] Actually, the WBC are the only ones that aren't going to hell. In order to find salvation for yourself, you are required by God's grace to warn others that they will go to hell if they don't warn others. You can tell it's a publicity stunt though because the reason they protest sensitive events is because the death of someone was God's judgement. But everyone's life today as we know it (by their beliefs) is also an act of God's judgement, no? They should tell everybody in the world that if they actually were for the cause of God. But protesting funerals gives you way more attention. You'd think they were this massive chaotic cult by the coverage they get, but the entire church consists of no more than 100 family members.

[QUOTE=Apache249;36877405]Let's hope people plan a huge counter protest so they don't show up.[/QUOTE] [url]https://www.facebook.com/events/249098328525905/[/url] 1,445 and myself already said to be attending. It's gone up 40 people in the past couple minutes.

[QUOTE=Mr_Derp;36879290]I have always wondered what drives people to do shit like this.[/QUOTE] It's a scam, run by a former lawyer (Fred Phelps). The idea is to piss people off by doing stupid shit like this, get attacked, then file lawsuits to get some cash.

[QUOTE=Noble;36879331]It's a scam, run by a former lawyer (Fred Phelps). The idea is to piss people off by doing stupid shit like this, get attacked, then file lawsuits to get some cash.[/QUOTE] That doesn't shock me at all these days.

[QUOTE=Noble;36879331]It's a scam, run by a former lawyer (Fred Phelps). The idea is to piss people off by doing stupid shit like this, get attacked, then file lawsuits to get some cash.[/QUOTE] He has 12 sons and daughters, 11 of whom are lawyers.

They can't really believe in God, because all they do is exploit a system to get money.

While its shit like this that works me up and makes me wish someone or some group would just shell WBC into obliteration, I think I would rather see them pissed off at nobody taking any notice of them whatsoever. They might get desperate enough to do something illegal at a protest, and at that point we can all grin with satisfaction at them while they're arrested, wailing and screeching like the sub-human children they are.

[QUOTE=Abrown516;36879323]Actually, the WBC are the only ones that aren't going to hell.[/QUOTE] Let me stop you right there, if hell is real, they are, without any doubt, going there. Believe me for every one thing from the bible they get right they get at least ten things wrong.

[QUOTE=asteroidrules;36879373]Let me stop you right there, if hell is real, they are, without any doubt, going there. Believe me for every one thing from the bible they get right they get at least ten things wrong.[/QUOTE] You stopped too early. Based on their interpretation of the scriptures, they're doing everything right. So they actually think they are the only ones that aren't going to hell... foolproof, am I right?

[QUOTE=Abrown516;36879404]You stopped too early. Based on their interpretation of the scriptures, they're doing everything right. So they actually think they are the only ones that aren't going to hell... foolproof, am I right?[/QUOTE] The key term is "their interpretation", based on all other interpretations, and the scriptures themselves: they're going to hell.

[QUOTE=Abrown516;36879404]You stopped too early. Based on their interpretation of the scriptures, they're doing everything right. So they actually think they are the only ones that aren't going to hell... foolproof, am I right?[/QUOTE] God also said to love everyone and leave the judging to him.

[QUOTE=asteroidrules;36879420]The key term is "their interpretation", based on all other interpretations, and the scriptures themselves: they're going to hell.[/QUOTE] I know the key term is "their interpretation", that's why I used it. Because it's bullshit they actually believe. At least the children do, I'm sure the adults have it plotted out for their benefit.

You fucking ball suckers. I am literally at a loss for words to describe these batshit insane morons. I just.. [I]who the fuck thought this is a good idea?[/I]

I so badly wish that people couldn't make a quick buck off enraging others around them. A loop hole I think needs to be filled in.

excuse me WBC, but we're trying to have a civilisation over here

Dear FP, My name is Blade_Raider, otherwise known as Cobra. I have been a member here since 06 and lurked since 05. I am 18 years old and live in Canada. I haven't posted much however my time has come to give back to Facepunch for what it has given me. Only then I can repent. I will die a martyr, and for this I have no problem with it. During their next protest, I will drive an SUV loaded with explosives into their protesting ring and blow it up. My partner will assassinate their cult leader as he watches the remains of his family raining down from the sky unto the streets. Hail, Facepunch. (JK please don't call the feds, i just realized how serious this post could be taken) [editline]22nd July 2012[/editline] SHIT TOO LA

If they hate America so much, why don't they all just use their american money and fly out to the middle east to live with the sand people then spew their crap about america over there, I'm pretty sure the terrorists will love to have them, Then out of nowhere a wild AC-130 appears and bombs the crap out of there shitty 2 bedroom shack killing everyone inside. Just saying :smile: [editline]21st July 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Blade_Raider;36879886]Dear FP, My name is Blade_Raider, otherwise known as Cobra. I have been a member here since 06 and lurked since 05. I am 18 years old and live in Canada. I haven't posted much however my time has come to give back to Facepunch for what it has given me. Only then I can repent. I will die a martyr, and for this I have no problem with it. During their next protest, I will drive an SUV loaded with explosives into their protesting ring and blow it up. My partner will assassinate their cult leader as he watches the remains of his family raining down from the sky unto the streets. Hail, Facepunch. (JK please don't call the feds, i just realized how serious this post could be taken) [editline]22nd July 2012[/editline] SHIT TOO LA[/QUOTE] Godspeed, you magnificent bastard!

[QUOTE=Banhfunbags;36878918]Welp, the Westboro Baptist Church is going to hell.[/QUOTE] They're lawyers, they would have gone to hell anyway.

[QUOTE=Amaurus;36877436]They want this. Pretty much everyone in their family is a lawyer and they just play passive until someone attacks them. Then they sue them to hell and back.[/QUOTE] It'd be hard to sue if they were engulfed in flames by a firebomb. You know, I usually do not condone acts of violence, murder, etc...But really, these people deserve it, I don't care how much I value each individual life. [editline]22nd July 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Blade_Raider;36879886]Dear FP, My name is Blade_Raider, otherwise known as Cobra. I have been a member here since 06 and lurked since 05. I am 18 years old and live in Canada. I haven't posted much however my time has come to give back to Facepunch for what it has given me. Only then I can repent. I will die a martyr, and for this I have no problem with it. During their next protest, I will drive an SUV loaded with explosives into their protesting ring and blow it up. My partner will assassinate their cult leader as he watches the remains of his family raining down from the sky unto the streets. Hail, Facepunch. (JK please don't call the feds, i just realized how serious this post could be taken) [editline]22nd July 2012[/editline] SHIT TOO LA[/QUOTE] I was honestly hoping you would do it...Though I'd want you to come out alive just so I could praise you as my new God.

[QUOTE=Bredirish123;36880004]It'd be hard to sue if they were engulfed in flames by a firebomb. You know, I usually do not condone acts of violence, murder, etc...But really, these people deserve it, I don't care how much I value each individual life.[/QUOTE] I don't condone violence, but if they just happened to burst into flames on their own accord, I'd be okay with that.

[QUOTE=Bredirish123;36880004]It'd be hard to sue if they were engulfed in flames by a firebomb. You know, I usually do not condone acts of violence, murder, etc...But really, these people deserve it, I don't care how much I value each individual life.[/QUOTE] I don't like what they say! They deserve to be burned to death!

[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westboro_Baptist_Church#Responses[/url] was an interesting read, near the end it says their expenses yearly cost over $200,000. They're are reportedly "funded only by the members", and have won substantial money from lawsuits. Also: "A slogan commonly invoked at the counter protests is "God hates figs". " :v: Also, anybody who tries to beat the shit out of them would have a terrible life afterwards, because i'm pretty sure they would get sued for, like, the equivalent of Microsoft.

I'm going to the counter-protest, gonna help barricade the shit out of these lawyer cunts!

[QUOTE=legolover122;36877626]Seriously what the fuck is wrong with Colorado?[/QUOTE] Everything.

[QUOTE=King Tiger;36880058]I don't like what they say! They deserve to be burned to death![/QUOTE] are you seriously defending Westboro Baptist Church

[QUOTE=legolover122;36877626]Seriously what the fuck is wrong with Colorado?[/QUOTE] Westboro Baptist Church is in Kansas, and routinely travel across the US to troll the shit out of everyone at any opportunity.

[QUOTE=lavacano;36880134]are you seriously defending Westboro Baptist Church[/QUOTE] No I'm attacking him for saying that people should be burned to death for saying something that goes against your beliefs.

No words can describe the hatred I have for these despicable people. I sincerely hope the lot of them end up worse off than the people who were killed.

The best thing to do is ignore them. They're getting the attention they so desperately want.

[QUOTE=gamefreek76;36880557]The best thing to do is ignore them. They're getting the attention they so desperately want.[/QUOTE] The plan is to be a wall between them and the memorial, but to face away from them and ignore whatever they say.