Driver who had 30 beers: I didn't know I was driving

[faze]

Lol....tooted his horn.

:smug:

[Luxo]

30 beers? Holy fuck-nuts!

[LimeDeer]

I don't see how someone can even drink 30 beers, maybe I'm just a massive light-weight.

[Pasalaqcua]

[QUOTE=Prismatex;26993526][url]http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/what-car-hornhappy-drunk-stuns-highway-patrol-20101227-1982q.html[/url]
[release][b]A drink-driver[/b] more than five times the legal limit tooted his horn at a highway patrol then told stunned officers he didn't know he was driving a car, police say.

Victoria Police spokesman Sergeant Wayne Wilson said the Nunawading highway patrol car was parked in Whitehorse Road Box Hill about 8.25pm yesterday when a car went past.

"This was nothing unusual except police attention was drawn to the vehicle as the driver was tooting his horn and waving at police as he drove past," Sergeant Wilson said.

Police pulled over and breath tested the driver, who recorded a blood-alcohol reading of .278.

The man had his licence withdrawn immediately and will face court at a later date in relation to the matter.

"When asked why he was driving like that, the man told police he was unaware he was driving a car," Sergeant Wilson said.[/release]

Good excuse, but how fucking drunk do you have to be to honk at the cops?[/QUOTE]

>drink driver

[Zeke129]

[QUOTE=Omali;27046713]Well the guy is Australian, so you have to figure 30 beers is like having breakfast and lunch at the same time.[/QUOTE]

They call 30 beers a six-pack in Australia

Their 24s have like 4000 in them, it's exponential

[TheFrisk]

My sister said the same thing when she got picked up for a DUI. She didn't think the car was moving, and thought she was in the parking lot of the bar the whole time.

[Simples]

[QUOTE=bopie;26993892]there was a guy around here that flipped his car and when paramedics came they noticed he was drunk, when questioned he said he grabbed a flask of whiskey to keep warm after the crash.

he got away with it.[/QUOTE]

Hipflask defence.