I am the third child, final child and only male child
I am clearly the favourite
Im only the favorite because my brother smokes a lot of weed
as I was the youngest in the family I was the favorite and most spoiled then my little brother was born and took the title of "favorite spoiled brat" away from me :v:
My real parents were murdered so I was adopted as a baby.
My adoptive parents treat me like shit and I have to sleep under the stairs because I don't even have my own bedroom. I also get nothing for my birthday whilst my step-brother gets whatever he wants.
Luckily I managed to get out of that place in to a really prestigious school in Scotland, but I still have to go back to their house when term ends.
I'm not really sure who the favorite is in my family. I get in far fewer arguments with my parents, but my sister is actually successful at life, so I dunno.
I'm the oldest child but I'd also had the most restrictions placed on me when I was younger. Nowadays my parents are chill with anything not stupid/illegal. Although, I've accidentally caused my mom a lot of problems. Such as my recurrent sinus infections and now getting the flu + bronchitis has put me over the limit of days of school I can miss, despite them being excused.
Edit: I have to have 30 days of perfect attendance to be eligible to get my permit/license, have to sign some thing saying I won't miss anymore school, and have to spend some time after school getting caught up on everything just to get my credits. I hate getting sick. And I can't go back until next week.
P.S.
I'm the second favorite out of 3.
Don't know which child my dad favourited in the past, however, as I am one of 5 children. Although he does still love all of us and took us out on trips and holidays etc. He treated all of us well :smile: yet disciplined us really strongly whenever we did something wrong, either on purpose or by mistake. He always scared me when I was little whenever he got angry :tinfoil:
My parents say they prefer my sister and me equally. It's a lie. If I answer them in the least provocative way possible, they smack me. My little sister is only four years younger and she talks back and is sassy all the time and never gets shit.
[QUOTE=Noss;39733895]My real parents were murdered so I was adopted as a baby.
My adoptive parents treat me like shit and I have to sleep under the stairs because I don't even have my own bedroom. I also get nothing for my birthday whilst my step-brother gets whatever he wants.
Luckily I managed to get out of that place in to a really prestigious school in Scotland, but I still have to go back to their house when term ends.[/QUOTE]
It'd be hilarious if this was actually what happened, and the guy who posted this just gets super confused about the funny ratings.
[QUOTE=Skarr;39735088]I'm the oldest child but I'd also had the most restrictions placed on me when I was younger. Nowadays my parents are chill with anything not stupid/illegal. Although, I've accidentally caused my mom a lot of problems. Such as my recurrent sinus infections and now getting the flu + bronchitis has put me over the limit of days of school I can miss, despite them being excused.
Edit: I have to have 30 days of perfect attendance to be eligible to get my permit/license, have to sign some thing saying I won't miss anymore school, and have to spend some time after school getting caught up on everything just to get my credits. I hate getting sick. And I can't go back until next week.
P.S.
I'm the second favorite out of 3.[/QUOTE]
Trust me, I know what it's like to be in that boat. I cause my parents so much grief with how sick I get. It happens every year. Almost got truancy with how often it happened in high school.
I'd like to say that I'm the favorite just because I'm the older out of two, but with all the shit my younger brother and I have dragged our mom (my dad never got involved much, left everything to my mom while he went to work) though, it's hard to tell. My brother has anger problems and throws tempers frequently and I can be incredibly lazy and give up on things easily.
At least we're both disciplined by our dad the same way when he's angry.
With lots of yelling.
And insults.
:downs:
[QUOTE=Craig Willmore;39726244]from my experience the older child generally gets treated worse like an old toy.[/QUOTE]
Well, in my experience, the youngest child gets patronized forever and they're the bottom of everybody's jokes.
Plus you've got nobody to look up to you.
My mother favors me, my father favors my brother, which makes sense because I'm similar to my mother and my brother is similar to my father.
threads like this make facepunch look like a home for weird, problem children. Why do i still come here
In related news, another statistic shows less preferred children are ginger.
[QUOTE=Gekkosan;39732911]There are no mistakes, only nine-month wonders.[/QUOTE]
I wasn't planned at all, so that's a mistake :v:
[QUOTE=SuPeR_MaN;39738013]threads like this make facepunch look like a home for weird, problem children. Why do i still come here[/QUOTE]
Because you are also a weird, problem child.
my brother is a class A cunt, im clearly the favorite
[QUOTE=Maximo13;39736310]My parents say they prefer my sister and me equally. It's a lie. If I answer them in the least provocative way possible, they smack me. My little sister is only four years younger and she talks back and is sassy all the time and never gets shit.[/QUOTE]
Next time they say that they like you both equally you should ask them to equalize the child abuse
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