• 8-year-old draws stick-figure Jesus on the Cross; is suspended, sent to shrink.
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When I was 8 my drawings were orgies of violence and sex.
In other news: Muslim girl draws picture of Hitler. Is praised for artistic talent.
When I was in the Elementary school, we played this "War" game, we used sticks as assault rifles and shotguns, schoolbags as satchel charges, cones as grenades. There was this big bunch of bushes next to the playground, and we always played the game there, thinking that we were in a fucking vietnam. Doing all epic ambushes and stuff. Our exercise teacher also teached us how to make a .50 Cal Machinegun out of sticks. He was such a badass. Hell, everything on our elementary school was badass. We had this massive fucking "capture-the-Nuclear-Bomb" game where even several other classes joined. Same War game rules applied (you get shot = play 10 as dead and then return to the "respawn" point) and best of all, when someone finally managed to carry the nuclear bomb to their base, it fucking blew up and everyone "died"
I remember playing Rambo when I was a kid. Good times.
Just ridiculous, he's 8 for gods sake. Not to mention, the idea of jesus dying on a cross for your sins is instilled into most Christian societies from a young age anyway.
[QUOTE=he-did-it-->;18968888]Little kids draw stupid things, get over it. I had a whole book of drawings of people being killed when I was little. I called it the blood and bones book. My older brother made one too, it was just a bit of fun to [b]kill[/b] boredom. God knows what would have happened if I were Christian.[/QUOTE] ^
ITT: At least 3 atheists have attempted to blame religion for this...
[QUOTE=lulzbocks;18995027]ITT: At least 3 atheists have attempted to blame religion for this...[/QUOTE] ITT: Almost everyone has avoided the fact that the child drew a picture of an execution.
That is one creepy drawing
I wore my bathrobe to school just because it was warmer than my hoodie at the time and my councilor called my moms home, and sent me home because she thought I was about to commit suicide. School faculty usually always misunderstand even the smallest things like this alll the time.
[QUOTE=Sams Brume;18995057]ITT: Almost everyone has avoided the fact that the child drew a picture of an execution.[/QUOTE] In my class when we were 8 we used to draw genitalia on [b]everything[/b] and noone cared because they weren't such over sensitive morons.
[QUOTE=Sams Brume;18995057]ITT: Almost everyone has avoided the fact that the child drew a picture of an execution.[/QUOTE] HURRRRRR duh man he wuz alredy ded
I remember I found a stick in grade 5 that I would use every recess as an Mp5, and would throw it behind a tree before I went in. Then one day a teacher took it from me and threw it over the fence.
If he had just drawn a fat guy with a beard when he was asked to draw something that reminded him of THE BIRTH OF CHRIST none of this would have happened ...
They just mentioned this story on Glenn Beck.
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[QUOTE=Kybalt;18992307]Normally I'd agree, but the kid was 8 years old and his parents pretty much indoctrinated him.[/QUOTE] Because 8-year-olds will never have seen a crucifix ever unless they are indoctrinated :rolleye:
Oh god just the amount of stupidity in the school system
[QUOTE=Perfumly;18968539]What the fuck why would they send him to a shrink for that. Incoming smart-ass replies "Hurf derp they are sending him to a shrink for believing in Jesus!!"[/QUOTE] Personally I've always found Jesus hanging on a cross to be sort of morbid. If I could freely associate with anyone I wanted to, I would stay away from Christians and they would stay away from me (generally), but unfortunately the current society doesn't allow for that. I'm not some totalitarian, but with the choices I'm given, I'm not exactly against sending lunatics (including religious people) to see a shrink occassionally.
They were supposed to draw something Christmas related. Christmas is the birthday of Jesus. He drew Jesus. ...?
[QUOTE=Ty2_d2;18978079][media]http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a202/ty2d2/background.jpg[/media][/QUOTE] Fuck yeah, Mr. Jordan!
[QUOTE=evilweazel;18998310]They were supposed to draw something Christmas related. Christmas is the birthday of Jesus. He drew Jesus. ...?[/QUOTE] Teacher's Thoughts: Oh wow, this kid is really relig- What the fuck are those X's for? Is he some fucking psycho weird kid who practices the alphabet on [b]dead bodies?! Holy shit this kid will be a serial rapist! OMG![/b] Hey look, there is a penis in my pants...
"Some say that he once did time in a Canterbury prison because HIS teddy is called "The Baby Jesus". All we know is, he's called The Stig." (top gear)
[QUOTE=TurtlePower;18968791]Man, half the games we used to play in primary school when I was young would probably get us suspended. Stuff like using sticks as guns, and a game called 'hostages' where teams tried to capture all the other teams members and hold them hostage (probably be accused of being mini terrorists). And we drew violent stick figure fights now and then I'm sure.[/QUOTE] Hell yes! I remember my friends and I had massive stick figure battles based on the revolutionary war. Also we used to have imaginary gun battles with like 20 people fighting at once. A football was used as C4 and we had to run away from it but we always got blown up. Fun times. I feel bad for kids now.
[QUOTE=Kung Fu Jew;18970781]USA is more Christian than the UK is[/QUOTE] China has more people than sealand
schools these days :v:
[QUOTE=wewt!;18995201]In my class when we were 8 we used to draw genitalia on [b]everything[/b] and noone cared because they weren't such over sensitive morons.[/QUOTE] Because genitalia and [i]torture[/i] are equally mature subjects.
Wow talk about idiocy gone really bad there, the teacher couldn't even think for a bit any thing else of these sensationalist news networks reporting violent acts in school. But then again quite a few people are just really stupid and moronic.
:wtc: This is ridiculous. The parents ought to press some charges.
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