Woman denies biting off mans testicles

[n0cturni]

it hurts so good

[Trogdon]

okay this thread just got fucking weird i'm getting out of here

[clc666]

[QUOTE=n0cturni;29340156]it hurts so good[/QUOTE]

mmmmmmmmmmmm

[The mouse]

You'd think that'd be more unpleasent for her than for him...

[MintyMginty]

I guess his body wasn't ready.

[Soleeedus]

More like she was granted [i]ball[/i].:downsbravo:

Sorry.

[clc666]

[QUOTE=Trogdon;29340197]okay this thread just got way better i'm totally staying[/QUOTE]

I knew you had it in you.

[B-hazard]

wtf guys

[ZombieFleezus]

This thread got out of topic quickly.

[Arvuti]

No man deserves such thing done to them.

Also how the fuck do you bite off the testicles, get him on bed and then nom nom ?

[Lust]

dick move
quite the mouthful
oh balls
i told her not to use her teeth
reminds me of your mom
he never will see that coming

[Zeke129]

let's hear more from the guy whose girlfriend tortures his balls it was a good read

[clc666]

[QUOTE=Zeke129;29340745]let's hear more from the guy whose girlfriend tortures his balls it was a good read[/QUOTE]

Oh, we aren't dating.

[Zeke129]

[QUOTE=clc666;29340776]Oh, we aren't dating.[/QUOTE]

even better

get posting

[clc666]

Well, that's most of the abuse she does.
However, the other day I managed to get a leash on her and walk her around for a bit.
She started to say something but I was like 'shut up bitch' and she just gave up and laid on the ground.

[Arvuti]

[QUOTE=clc666;29340823]Well, that's most of the abuse she does.
However, the other day I managed to get a leash on her and walk her around for a bit.
She started to say something but I was like 'shut up bitch' and she just gave up and laid on the ground.[/QUOTE]

what the fuck

[Pizza12456]

What is her problem, basically that would be a man's worst pain.

[clc666]

Good times.

[Corn]

[QUOTE=Lambeth;29339285]Caught red mouthed?[/QUOTE]

Your avatar isn't helping

[Pizza12456]

[QUOTE=clc666;29340823]Well, that's most of the abuse she does.
However, the other day I managed to get a leash on her and walk her around for a bit.
She started to say something but I was like 'shut up bitch' and she just gave up and laid on the ground.[/QUOTE]

Your relationship is messed up.

[Zeke129]

[QUOTE=clc666;29340823]Well, that's most of the abuse she does.
However, the other day I managed to get a leash on her and walk her around for a bit.
She started to say something but I was like 'shut up bitch' and she just gave up and laid on the ground.[/QUOTE]

So you're both switches

that's cool

[clc666]

[QUOTE=Pizza12456;29340954]Your relationship is messed up.[/QUOTE]

It's actually really fun, and we aren't like that all the time, we're just normal friends most of the time.

[Zeke129]

[QUOTE=clc666;29340976]It's actually really fun, and we aren't like that all the time, we're just normal friends most of the time.[/QUOTE]

you guys should bring in a third friend
I recommend zeke

[clc666]

[QUOTE=Zeke129;29340995]you guys should bring in a third friend
I recommend zeke[/QUOTE]

Move to Oklahoma.

[crackberry]

Testie relationship.

[ProfessorAssHat]

[QUOTE=MintyMginty;29340272]I guess his body wasn't ready.[/QUOTE]

[i]...or was it?[/i]

[img]http://www.mcvuk.com/static/images/news/30329/184_4464_2715_Reggie_c.jpg?i=1237379672[/img]

[Zeke129]

[QUOTE=clc666;29341017]Move to Oklahoma.[/QUOTE]

Oklahoma

oh never mind then

[clc666]

[QUOTE=Zeke129;29341172]Oklahoma

oh never mind then[/QUOTE]

It wouldn't have worked anyway, she probably would have just beat you with things.

[RoflKawpter]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgJ8KKq5lT4[/media]

Dear fucking god, how hasn't someone posted this yet?

[Zeke129]

[QUOTE=clc666;29341222]It wouldn't have worked anyway, she probably would have just beat you with things.[/QUOTE]

And I would have got off to it