Woman denies biting off mans testicles

[Bat-shit]

If she didn't bite his ball sack open, then who did? :raise:

[Zeke129]

[QUOTE=Bat-shit;29343642]If she didn't bite his ball sack open, then who did? :raise:[/QUOTE]

the professor in the observatory with the candlestick

[FlapadarV2]

[b][i]Ahhhh suck them! Bite them![/i][/b]

I bet he regrets letting her dominate.

[GeneralSpecific]

I read from a different source that she was trying to get at the penis instead of the testicles.

Personally, I think she should be charged with a missed da weiner.

[RoflKawpter]

[QUOTE=GeneralSpecific;29344187]I read from a different source that she was trying to get at the penis instead of the testicles.

Personally, I think she should be charged with a missed da weiner.[/QUOTE]

Oh my god.

Wow.

Good job.

[FreakySoup]

[I]But I did eet because I luuuuuuuve chu, CJ![/I]

[shatteredwindow]

It's in Newcastle, makes a lot more sense now.

[HawkeyeTy]

Ooohh, so [i]this[/i] is Ms. Pac Mans secret origin story.

[deggie]

[QUOTE=Zeke129;29341172]Oklahoma

oh never mind then[/QUOTE]

that's the safety word aswell if it gets carried away

if anyone gets it

[Arctic Snow]

[QUOTE=B-hazard;29339113]Source: [url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-13159145[/url]

This bitch needs a jail sentance.[/QUOTE]

[b]Hot.[/b]

[MaxOfS2D]

[QUOTE=Last or First;29339337]"I swear I'm innocent, officer! Cosmo said men [i]love[/i] getting their crotch bitten!"[/QUOTE]

Tips you'll get from reading Cosmo:

• He Shares the Details of His Day, Therefore He Must Be Hiding Something
• If He Swallows While Talking, He's Lying
• If He Wants More Sex From His Girl, He's Cheating
• If He Starts Grooming Himself, He's Cheating
• If He's Overly Protective of His Gadgets, He's Hiding Something
• If He's Happy, He's Cheating
• If His Friends Don't Talk to You, He Doesn't Love You

this magazine is nuts

[tier56]

This is probably gonna give me nightmares.

[bravehat]

[QUOTE=The mouse;29340270]You'd think that'd be more unpleasent for her than for him...[/QUOTE]

[highlight]SIR I HAVE OBSERVED A FALLACY IN YOUR POST ALLOW ME TO POINT IT OUT! SEE THAT BIT WHERE YOU SAlD IT WOULD BE WORSE FOR HER? YOU'RE WRONG![/highlight]

[tier56]

[QUOTE=Arctic Snow;29352322][b]Hot.[/b][/QUOTE]
Exactly how is a guy getting his balls bitten off "Hot"?

[Arctic Snow]

[QUOTE=tier56;29355671]Exactly how is a guy getting his balls bitten off "Hot"?[/QUOTE]

haha everyone here enjoys that man! Am I right fellas? fellas? doesn't everyone here enjoy getiing their balls bitten off? fellas?

:ohdear:

[chainsauce]

[QUOTE=B-hazard;29339113]This bitch needs a jail sentance.[/QUOTE]

This bitch needs to learn to spell sentence.