• Man steals 36 batteries from Kmart
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[QUOTE=Mingebox;27211383]Apparently he injured a security guard and a cashier and got nothing for it but battery charges.[/QUOTE] Wow man, that is really clever :v:
At least he wasn't charged with battery.
Ready for ze charge!
Hmmph. This theft doesn't even phase me.
We was aiming for 1.21 Jiggawatts but didn't have enough time.
[QUOTE=LunchboxOfDoom;27211548]I assume he'll get the electric chair for this one.[/QUOTE] Powered by what he stole.
Batteries? "Great News"
[QUOTE=Domamin;27211208]Oh no! Someone stole batteries![/QUOTE] Wont someone please think of there triple A's?
[QUOTE=HendoV2;27211259]death penalty IMO[/QUOTE] Electric chair.
Bet he'll get the assault charge dropped, but I bet he'll still get battery.
slow news day?
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