Professional Cuddler Charges $60 Per Hour of Cuddling and Snuggling - Polidicks

She's not bad looking [img]http://www.odditycentral.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/The-Snuggery2-550x343.jpg[/img] [editline]14th July 2012[/editline] Oh wait [img]http://www.odditycentral.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/The-Snuggery-550x340.jpg[/img]

Yeah, but she's also not worth $60 for cuddling. Then again, why would you even want to cuddle somebody that you didn't care for? It just doesn't make sense. Sex, I can see, but cuddling just seems a bit strange.

[QUOTE=mobrockers2;36769285]She isn't even that good looking, and she looks like she's all bones. Does it even feel nice to snuggle with someone who has 0% fat on her?[/QUOTE] Have you ever snuggled with someone?

I think I'm just going to stick with the happy endings at those shady spas.

This is greasy [QUOTE=mobrockers2;36769285]She isn't even that good looking, and she looks like she's all bones. Does it even feel nice to snuggle with someone who has 0% fat on her?[/QUOTE] Jesus Christ she looks fucking normal what the hell is with Facepunch's aggressive phobia of "thin" people (anybody who isn't overweight or jacked)

It's like a cover up for prostitution right? [editline]lol[/editline] Right?

[QUOTE=Andokool12;36770260]This is greasy Jesus Christ she looks fucking normal what the hell is with Facepunch's aggressive phobia of "thin" people (anybody who isn't overweight or jacked)[/QUOTE] I'm actually going to go ahead and agree with this, she looks skinny, but not anorexic.

[QUOTE=Andokool12;36770260]This is greasy Jesus Christ she looks fucking normal what the hell is with Facepunch's aggressive phobia of "thin" people (anybody who isn't overweight or jacked)[/QUOTE] That's exactly what I'm saying, she looks normal. I'm not paying 60$/h to snuggle with someone looking normal. [editline]14th July 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=demoguy08;36769989]Have you ever snuggled with someone?[/QUOTE] I expect more than her when I'm paying 60$/h for it [editline]14th July 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Zally13;36770451]I'm actually going to go ahead and agree with this, she looks skinny, but not anorexic.[/QUOTE] I never said anorexic though.

[QUOTE=mobrockers2;36770479]I never said anorexic though.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=mobrockers2;36769285]She isn't even that good looking, and [B]she looks like she's all bones. Does it even feel nice to snuggle with someone who has 0% fat on her?[/B][/QUOTE] Either way, I was saying that she doesn't look super skinny, Mr. 0% fat.

[QUOTE=Key_in_skillee;36768665]If she was the worlds only dinosaur or dragon it might be worth paying it's not worth it if she's just a common human though.[/QUOTE] yeah man I only cuddle with porn stars

[QUOTE=Dori;36770565]yeah man I only cuddle with porn stars[/QUOTE] $60 for an average-looking woman really isn't a great deal. I mean, do you want us to judge it based off her personality? That isn't going to happen.

[QUOTE=Zally13;36770536]Either way, I was saying that she doesn't look super skinny, Mr. 0% fat.[/QUOTE] Her face looks super skinny to me, I dunno. [editline]14th July 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Dori;36770565]yeah man I only cuddle with porn stars[/QUOTE] Where is your title when you need it

[QUOTE=Zally13;36770589]$60 for an average-looking woman really isn't a great deal. I mean, do you want us to judge it based off her personality? That isn't going to happen.[/QUOTE] have you ever even touched somebody intimately before?

[QUOTE=Dori;36770617]have you ever even touched somebody intimately before?[/QUOTE] Yes, I'm in an eleven month relationship with a girl that I love. I'm saying that if you're shelling out money for somebody to cuddle with, you're not going to give a shit about their personality. It's the same concept with a prostitute. I have sex because I care about my girlfriend and want to get involved in a way that's very intimate and personal (plus, I mean, it's fun), but I wouldn't do it for the same reasons with a prostitute.

Time to visit New York.

I'd pay the 60 to cuddle with 2 girls. Sometimes I wanna feel G

She looks like Bjork

$60 for cuddling? I can find a whore for cheaper than that.

[QUOTE=ss1234;36769221]the picture of the girl in the article, I'd cuddle the fuck out of her. [editline]14th July 2012[/editline] The video in the article says she is into real estate.[/QUOTE] you think she's good looking? not ugly, but shit... hey, go get some sunshine. maybe hang out at a local bar. guarenteed you will see 30 more women 10x more attractive then her within an hour.

[QUOTE=SickJits;36773251]you think she's good looking? not ugly, but shit... hey, go get some sunshine. maybe hang out at a local bar. guarenteed you will see 30 more women 10x more attractive then her within an hour.[/QUOTE] Watch the fuck out, this guy's standards are through the roof. I mean holy shit, she's a pretty attractive woman. Not a supermodel or whatever, but come on

What happens if you fall asleep?

[QUOTE=lavacano;36773805]What happens if you fall asleep?[/QUOTE] Very expensive nap.

I wonder if she accepts tips...money I mean.

[QUOTE=cecilbdemodded;36774004]I wonder if she accepts tips...money I mean.[/QUOTE] SIXTY DOLLARS AN HOUR.

So its like prostitution while keeping your pride?

[QUOTE=mobrockers2;36774015]SIXTY DOLLARS AN HOUR.[/QUOTE] Sixty dollars an hour is thrown out there simply to start negotiations. You can be sure that as I stand there in my Winnie the Pooh pajamas I'm going to wave a $10 bill in her face and say "Who wants some extra honey?"

[QUOTE=BaCkStAbEr;36774236]So its like prostitution while keeping your pride?[/QUOTE] I'd say prostitution is less shameful than this are you really so lonely you'd pay someone to fucking [I]cuddle[/I] with you

[QUOTE=CakeMaster7;36775218]I'd say prostitution is less shameful than this are you really so lonely you'd pay someone to fucking [I]cuddle[/I] with you[/QUOTE] I get really sleepy mid-cuddle, I'd pay for it if I had insomnia. might even be cheaper than whatever the hell medicine the doctor would prescribe me.

[QUOTE=The Baconator;36771793]She looks like Bjork[/QUOTE] Thisispain is going go broke if he hears of this.

kirederf7 can get his dream finally fulfilled! [sp]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1058896[/sp]