Easter Egg Hunt ends in disaster as adults steal candy, give children bloody noses - Polidicks

That's Connecticut for you. Adults are OP in easter egg hunts, please nerf.

[QUOTE=proch;50017147]Imagine if it was beer[/QUOTE] There'd be a crater where the beer was stashed.

PEZ is pretty shit candy, I always thought the appeal was the collectible dispensers.

[QUOTE=Swebonny;50017688]I think maybe those adults haven't grown up themselves. There's bunch of adults that act extremely competitive and rude toward kids. It's extremely pathetic.[/QUOTE] I also see a lot of parents that see competition as personal failure, and personal failure as never acceptable. [I]"It can't possibly be my kid that's messed up. It has to be the teachers."[/I] [I]"What do you mean my kid is failing class? Well it's not my fault. He's obviously got ADD!"[/I] [I]"My kid deserves only the best, and that's why I let him play Minecraft 24/7 while also giving them 100% access to my wallet. It means I don't have to pay attention to them."[/I] [I]"Fuck you kid, I love my kid so much that he will have all of this delicious PEZ candy! I'm great! Somebody love me!"[/I] Parents need to develop a fucking backbone that isn't comprised entirely of buying their kids love, conditioning their kid to believe they never fail, and doubting themselves to the point of projecting hatred onto others. I sincerely believe this easter egg fiasco is just an example of this shitty mindset. [I]"If my kid doesn't get enough candy, that means I'm a bad parent!"[/I]

I remember going to an easter egg hunt thing like this when I was like 6 or 7, the parents acted just like this and several kids beat each other up and one stole all my eggs. My parents never took me again after that. :ohno:

9,000 Eggs for the parents/kids to get and the parents are acting like it was the Hunger Games.

The most dangerous hunt

I don't think Rockstar has to make up shit anymore for their parody-of-life radio stations. Shit like this is good enough.

[QUOTE=Psychokitten;50018434]Is it just me, or have total shitheads been getting more and more common over the past decade?[/QUOTE] No it's just that they're brought up more due to social media and the internet.

[QUOTE=Fulsam;50018671]That's Connecticut for you.[/QUOTE] I am from Connecticut and can confirm that we have a massive amount of assholes in this state. I think the Northeast in general is full of these spoiled rotten people.

Can't let little Gavin or Liam or Kaylah accidentally get no eggs and realize that the "everybody is equal" myth their parents told them was a huge fat fucking lie. Their kids are gonna grow up and be the most entitled little shitheads

Those parents wouldn't like me if I can ran that event because every single one of them would've been banned from attending future ones. Might be unfair for their kids, but it's better than letting their parents come in and act like a bunch of fucking barbarians and beating up other peoples' kids just so theirs can get all the eggs. I know being competitive is what helped the human race get to where it is now, but there is still such a thing as being [I]too[/I] competitive and not everything needs to be turned into a competition.

[QUOTE=Snickerdoodle;50019731]I don't think Rockstar has to make up shit anymore for their parody-of-life radio stations. Shit like this is good enough.[/QUOTE] Satire is dead. Long live satire.