Please officer! Send a squad car, he's scratching the sofa!
[quote]A crazed kitty jumped through a glass window[/quote]
That line alone makes him forever a badass.
[QUOTE=Murkat;35414870]That line alone makes him forever a badass.[/QUOTE]
Actually it probably was just stupid enough to not notice the glass :v:
[QUOTE=proch;35415076]Actually it probably was just stupid enough to not notice the glass :v:[/QUOTE]
My cat ran into glass once. :v:
She is not very bright.
He probably jumbled up the dates for the cat uprising. he was supposed to have a trillion other cats by his side!
I think it's clear to us gentlemen, [B][I]the cats are revolting.[/I][/B]
but, what can we do before they unleash their army?
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=8p5Q6_ZRY-A#t=25s]Nothing, You can do nothing![/url]
I'm thinking what went down, since this happened to my dog like 12 years ago, is that something in her brain just snapped and she went nuts.
So a cat got arrested for attempting what all cats plan on doing - killing the humans they live with.
Am I missing something, I don't see what's so hilarious
[quote]“He’s neutered, but he’s always after (my other cat) because she’s in heat,” she said. “Maybe it was my perfume. Maybe he didn’t like it. I don’t know .”[/quote]
She probably just came from taking a massive dump and loaded the house up with perfumes and shit.
[QUOTE=Master X;35415451][img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Yvxen2LP9rM/TvsubbvtHVI/AAAAAAAABRk/v3ukvZEQeNk/s1600/cats+and+dogs+diary.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_dog_attacks_in_the_United_States]Because dogs can't be violent[/url]
I had to check the title a good 3-4 times to make sure I read it correctly.
I'll see you in court, pussy
That cat's going to the PETA Penitentiary on a death-row status
[QUOTE=SonicHitman;35417480]That cat's going to the PETA Penitentiary on a death-row status[/QUOTE]
PETA kill the vast majority of the animals they get anyway.
[QUOTE=Rents;35417612]PETA kill the vast majority of the animals they get anyway.[/QUOTE]
Sad but true.
Beat that pussy!
Cat under arrest?
Does it go to jail when they find it?
Okay ever since I posted this thread, every time I look at the very top picture I had a thought, and I couldn't get it out of my head, so I had no choice but to make this.
[IMG]http://www.memecreator.org/static/images/memes/68578.jpg[/IMG]
She called the police on her cat, and it was arrested.
lol, wasn't there some kind of animal control agency she could have called?
[QUOTE=Bawp;35421384]She called the police on her cat, and it was arrested.
lol, wasn't there some kind of animal control agency she could have called?[/QUOTE]
In the US people call the police for the dumbest shit.
fuck cats
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