This is one of those days when I really can't find the right words to say this.
[QUOTE=the_KMM;23538036]I'm guessing it fell off of a statue.[/QUOTE]
they weren't carving statues in the stone age, they were barely just starting to carve dildos, the most basic of tools.
the dildo: the tool that brought about the neolithic revolution
Looks kind of like mine.
[EDIT] My tool to chip things with, that is.
I doubt it was a dildo
They didn't even measure the whole thing in that picture. I wonder if I measure wrong...
[QUOTE]Gšran Gruber[/QUOTE]
it should probably be
[QUOTE]Göran Gruber[/QUOTE]
:eng101:
So while all the scandinavian vikings were out to battle, they stayed home producing dildos?
Well now it's official. Scandinavian not only has the best looking girls in the world, but also the horniest. God damnit I love my country.
:denmark::hf::sweden:
This sure took the phrase "I'd jump your bones" to a [B]whole 'nother level[/B] :v:
[QUOTE=Tools;23551296]Well now it's official. Scandinavian not only has the best looking girls in the world, but also the horniest. God damnit I love my country.
:denmark::hf::sweden:[/QUOTE]
brb moving to Sweden :q:
[QUOTE=MachiniOs;23542926]All the ladies love my "blunt hammer" :smug:[/QUOTE]
[img]http://thelittlestwinslow.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/captain-hammer1.jpg[/img]
Absolutely fascinating.
[QUOTE=Sitkero;23551850]Absolutely fascinating.[/QUOTE]
Historically speaking, or [I]literally[/I] speaking...? :v:
[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;23552042]Historically speaking, or [I]literally[/I] speaking...? :v:[/QUOTE]
Historically, of course.
Plenty of things historically fascinating about primitive Swedish women playing with themselves. :q:
its a vibrator
Next blow-up dolls made of animal skins will be uncovered in Germany
Who the hell thinks that's 4 inches? If the ruler's right, then that shit is like 7 inches.
[QUOTE=PrusseLusken;23556370]Dude wtf where is Norway[/QUOTE]
Don't you mean West Sweden?
[QUOTE=tyanet;23557233]Who the hell thinks that's 4 inches? If the ruler's right, then that shit is like 7 inches.[/QUOTE]
Centimetres.
1 inch is roughly 2.5 centimetres.
wow, imagine the process to shape it
[QUOTE=Rago;23542925]Men had smaller penises in the Stone Age.[/QUOTE]
That's because they didn't have post-counts to determine the size.
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