Processed meat like bacon linked to Poorer Sperm and Infertility: Harvard Study
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Fuck you and your research. I like my bacon how it is.
The guys from EpicMealTime are gonna have a field day.
Well eat raw bacon then. Why not just eat beef. Beef makes you beefier when combined with a strong exercise regime. Pork and bacon only promote fat and invite heart dieseases.
[QUOTE=BCell;42605789]Well eat raw bacon then. Why not just eat beef. Beef makes you beefier when combined with a strong exercise regime. Pork and bacon only promote fat and invite heart dieseases.[/QUOTE]Hint: don't do this because of trichinosis, which can and will kill you. One of the common symptoms of having trichina worms in your body is pneumonia, which can lead it to being misdiagnosed and you fucking die of random respiratory paralysis or your brain swelling in your head.
This rule also applies to eating uncooked meat from wild animals, especially bears.
fuck that
garbage propaganda to get people to buy the most expensive meats
processed meat is the only thing that isn't overpriced go fuck yourself harvard
[QUOTE=Grabigel;42598387]I don't like bacon.
[I]incoming boxes because of an opinion[/I][/QUOTE]
Naahh, you get boxes from me because you're a presumptuous little face who literally said that to get boxes.
Bacon tastes best when fried to a delicious crisp at 7:00 in the morning by your grandmother and then served in conjunction with a pan-full of scrambled eggs, and pancakes that have been slathered with syrup. Then wash it all down with a tall glass of orange juice.
I love my grandma.
[QUOTE=Psychokitten;42611519]Bacon tastes best when fried to a delicious crisp at 7:00 in the morning by your grandmother and then served in conjunction with a pan-full of scrambled eggs, and pancakes that have been slathered with syrup. Then wash it all down with a tall glass of orange juice.
I love my grandma.[/QUOTE]
Replace orange juice with milk and I'm sold, OJ clashes with syrup for me.
Children are overrated, bacon is rightly rated.
Priorities are clear.
[QUOTE=chipset;42596079]Correlation =/= causation.[/QUOTE]
no it doesn't but in a methodologically sound study such as this in which you control for rival explanations, it's about as close to causal you can get! :)
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[QUOTE=POLOPOZOZO;42606627]fuck that
garbage propaganda to get people to buy the most expensive meats
processed meat is the only thing that isn't overpriced go fuck yourself harvard[/QUOTE]
bacon's 8 bucks a pound yo
I must be immune to the effect of Bacon.
I have 10 babies and another 20 on the way.
[QUOTE=JaegerMonster;42602544]because
bad study
Theres no discussion here really, this is a bad study plain and simple.
People who choose to eat white fish etc primarily over red processed meat are generally out of the ordinary, above average etc. They are probably more health conscious than the guy who doesnt care where his food comes from, and therefore probably have lifestyle factors that contribute to a healthier sperm, such as being less obese, not smoking, less alcohol consumption, more active etc.
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did you actually read the study because if you did you'd see they controlled for all of that lmfao
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statistics is so [I]mysterious[/I]
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bacon's 8 bucks a pound yo[/QUOTE]
turkey bacon is like $2.00 a pack
[QUOTE=FinalHunter;42596108]So if you eat a shit load of bacon you won't have to use a condom?
I think we're on to something[/QUOTE]
Dammit you stole my idea, I'll sue you.
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