• Pornhub's top actress getting death threats from Lebanese extremists
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[QUOTE=AntonioR;46892306]If you are trying to convince me to start uploading videos of me touching myself nude, then you will fail.[/QUOTE] I would pay you not to do it or put you're clothes back on.
Jesus christ this forum is weird. Although in hindsight I probably should have known that already after The Fappening.
[QUOTE=usaokay;46889874]They didn't do it in the name of Allah, but they did it because they think his huge [B]D[/B] is da bomb and it should explode on their titties.[/QUOTE] uh-huh.........
[QUOTE=TornadoAP;46894554]Jesus christ this forum is weird. Although in hindsight I probably should have known that already after The Fappening.[/QUOTE] that avatar [i]really[/i] doesn't help with the thread, either.
Mia Khalifa is the shit, man. It is quite sad to see things like that happen to her.
Wow, she's the girl in like, half the ads.
[QUOTE=RopaDope;46891695]If the average male ejaculates 2 to 4 table spoons of semen everytime they watch one of her videos on pornhub, how many gallons of jizz have been spilled in the name of Mia Khalifa?[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/BrlZEPV.png[/img] On just this vid there are 8,703,384 views, let's assume one tablespoon is 15 mL and that every viewer came. That's about 130550760 mL of cum, or about 130551 L of cum. Now let's assume the density of cum is a little higher than the density of water, ~1100 kg/m^3 (water being sightly less than 1000 kg/m^3) or ~1.1 kg/L With this data we can conclude just this video produced 143606.1 kilograms of cum, that's about 143.606 metric tons of cum! That's about 1.14 wagons like this! [thumb]http://i.imgur.com/CHdAHen.jpg[/thumb] [editline]10th January 2015[/editline] And that's just for that video.
Wow, after discovering this beauty, I might finally switch from XNXX to Pornhub. I'm not usually a fan of fake tits, but damn.
[QUOTE=AntonioR;46892129]Lol, moved to US, land of infinite possibilities, to become a porn star. Really aims high.[/QUOTE] She went from being a nobody to being the worlds top pornstar in the span of about 2 months, and has already stirred the shit-crock of controversy on an international scale. It may be in an unorthodox way, but that's a pretty immense series of accomplishments in the span of just 2 months. Handling the criticism with fucking gusto' too
[QUOTE=cartman300;46895111][img]http://i.imgur.com/BrlZEPV.png[/img] On just this vid there are 8,703,384 views, let's assume one tablespoon is 15 mL and that every viewer came. That's about 130550760 mL of cum, or about 130551 L of cum. Now let's assume the density of cum is a little higher than the density of water, ~1100 kg/m^3 (water being sightly less than 1000 kg/m^3) or ~1.1 kg/L With this data we can conclude just this video produced 143606.1 kilograms of cum, that's about 143.606 metric tons of cum! That's about 1.14 wagons like this![/QUOTE] Can this be turned into some sort of renewable energy? We can save the world!
[QUOTE=CreeplyTuna;46895341]Can this be turned into some sort of renewable energy? We can save the world![/QUOTE] One tablespoon contains ~6 calories, that's about 52220.4 kcal for 130551L and that's about 218490153.6 joules. That's enough to power one 100 watt bulb for 606.92 hours or 23.3 days. That's not that much.
[QUOTE=cartman300;46895535]One tablespoon contains ~6 calories, that's about 52220.4 kcal for 130551L and that's about 218490153.6 joules. That's enough to power one 100 watt bulb for 606.92 hours or 23.3 days. That's not that much.[/QUOTE] Better increase production!
[QUOTE=cartman300;46895111][img]http://i.imgur.com/BrlZEPV.png[/img] On just this vid there are 8,703,384 views, let's assume one tablespoon is 15 mL and that every viewer came. That's about 130550760 mL of cum, or about 130551 L of cum. Now let's assume the density of cum is a little higher than the density of water, ~1100 kg/m^3 (water being sightly less than 1000 kg/m^3) or ~1.1 kg/L With this data we can conclude just this video produced 143606.1 kilograms of cum, that's about 143.606 metric tons of cum! That's about 1.14 wagons like this! [thumb]http://i.imgur.com/CHdAHen.jpg[/thumb] [editline]10th January 2015[/editline] And that's just for that video.[/QUOTE] For what applications would a container wagon of jizz serve for?!
[QUOTE=cartman300;46895535]One tablespoon contains ~6 calories, that's about 52220.4 kcal for 130551L and that's about 218490153.6 joules. That's enough to power one 100 watt bulb for 606.92 hours or 23.3 days. That's not that much.[/QUOTE] WE MUST SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCITON
[QUOTE=Sansa Stark;46892535]"Actress".[/QUOTE] You rate me dumb, but think about it. Marlon Brando will be remembered for films like The Godfather and On the Waterfront. This person will be remembered for taking two penises in the ass.
[QUOTE=Rocâ„¢;46895566]For what applications would a container wagon of jizz serve for?![/QUOTE]Air-burst over ISIS-held areas?
[QUOTE=Sansa Stark;46895643]You rate me dumb, but think about it. Marlon Brando will be remembered for films like The Godfather and On the Waterfront. This person will be remembered for taking two penises in the ass.[/QUOTE] It's called "performer" Edit: No wait, they usually perform live. Even though performer and actor should be synonims.
[QUOTE=cartman300;46895650]It's called "performer"[/QUOTE] I didn't know pornography was performing arts :v.
[QUOTE=Sansa Stark;46895657]I didn't know pornography was performing arts :v.[/QUOTE] [quote=Wikipedia]Performing arts are art forms in which artists use their body, voice, or objects to convey artistic expression[/quote] Considering most pornography is based on shit story and faked orgasms, I'd say it counts.
1.68 million views on pornhub, per hour, was the average in 2013. We can assume that only around 3/4 of the viewers climaxed, and that may be high. If the average man ejaculates 2-4 tblsp of cum, average it out to 3 tblsp, that means every hour ~3,780,000 tblsp of cum are produced by viewing of this website alone. 24 hrs in a day, 365 days in a year, reduce the number by 1/8 to make it slightly more realistic and we have 4,139,100,000 tblsp of cum ejaculated because of pornhub alone. Now, using the conversions on the earlier page, 15 ml per tablespoon, and we have 62086500000 ml of cum. Times six calories per tblsp, and we have 24,834,600 kilocalories. KC to joules, 103,907,966,400. Convert that energy into lightbulb hours, multiply by 24 to get a whole day and we've got, 120,263.85 days of a single 100 watt lightbulb being powered by our balls. If all of this math is correct.
[QUOTE=Rocâ„¢;46895566]For what applications would a container wagon of jizz serve for?![/QUOTE] swimming pool
[QUOTE=Sansa Stark;46895657]I didn't know pornography was performing arts :v.[/QUOTE] It's entertainment, a good piece of erotica could be considered art very easily.
[QUOTE=cartman300;46895535]One tablespoon contains ~6 calories, that's about 52220.4 kcal for 130551L and that's about 218490153.6 joules. That's enough to power one 100 watt bulb for 606.92 hours or 23.3 days. That's not that much.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=valkery;46895721]1.68 million views on pornhub, per hour, was the average in 2013. We can assume that only around 3/4 of the viewers climaxed, and that may be high. If the average man ejaculates 2-4 tblsp of cum, average it out to 3 tblsp, that means every hour ~3,780,000 tblsp of cum are produced by viewing of this website alone. 24 hrs in a day, 365 days in a year, reduce the number by 1/8 to make it slightly more realistic and we have 4,139,100,000 tblsp of cum ejaculated because of pornhub alone. Now, using the conversions on the earlier page, 15 ml per tablespoon, and we have 62086500000 ml of cum. Times six calories per tblsp, and we have 24,834,600 kilocalories. KC to joules, 103,907,966,400. Convert that energy into lightbulb hours, multiply by 24 to get a whole day and we've got, 120,263.85 days of a single 100 watt lightbulb being powered by our balls. If all of this math is correct.[/QUOTE] Both of you should take a step back and realize that you just calculated how long the cum of nerds can power a lightbulb. Instead of cumming to the videos yourselves, like everyone else. You are the ultimate nerds.
[QUOTE=TornadoAP;46895748]Both of you should take a step back and realize that you just calculated how long the cum of nerds can power a lightbulb. Instead of cumming to the videos yourselves, like everyone else. You are the ultimate nerds.[/QUOTE] No, the ultimate nerd would be the one who goes back through and doublechecks our math. We are lowly demi-nerds.
[QUOTE=valkery;46895783]No, the ultimate nerd would be the one who goes back through and doublechecks our math. We are lowly demi-nerds.[/QUOTE] Well, at the very least, you are what nerds are to what nerds are to normal people.
[QUOTE=Rocâ„¢;46895566]For what applications would a container wagon of jizz serve for?![/QUOTE] Well, I guess now's a better time then never to find out.
All she wants to do is own a Whataburger now strangely. Hopefully this doesn't mean the end of her career.
some, if not most of the muslims that live here are fucking retarded.
[QUOTE=Bonde;46890152]I really don't get all the hate that porn actresses and actors get in general just because of their chosen life style. I remember the thread about Christy Mack getting violently assaulted by her ex-boyfriend where people wrote all kinds of disgusting comments because apparently "she was a slut and deserved it". Mia seems like a really nice person. People that get offended on behalf on other people that they do not know should mind their own business.[/QUOTE] I think this is more about the whole "pornography is haram" thing. Not to mention the wearing an Islamic head covering in the process. As for the people who have other issues, it's kind of a taboo, she's been selling out her own body for sexual pleasure.
[QUOTE=Havolis;46896418]some, if not most of the muslims that live here are fucking retarded.[/QUOTE]Ah, the one Lebanese guy on Facepunch, I was wondering when you'd show up. I was also wondering if you even existed, I was kind of hoping you did but you'd be in the form of a magnificent mythical creature and we'd have to capture you and make you grant us wishes. [editline]10th January 2015[/editline] Also, sorry everyone. Looks like we don't get any wishes this time, maybe when Nauru's featured in the news.
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