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Pornhub's top actress getting death threats from Lebanese extremists

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[QUOTE=Rocâ„¢;46895566]For what applications would a container wagon of jizz serve for?![/QUOTE] The most epic bukkake ever

[QUOTE=JohanGS;46896992]The most epic bukkake ever[/QUOTE] Jesus FUCK imagine if someone actually organized that.

[QUOTE=Strontboer;46890720]Absolutely not haram[/QUOTE] Absolutely halal

[QUOTE=Rocâ„¢;46895566]For what applications would a container wagon of jizz serve for?![/QUOTE] To power the facepunch servers?

[QUOTE=AntonioR;46892129]Lol, moved to US, land of infinite possibilities, to become a porn star. Really aims high.[/QUOTE] Considering it's a high-pay job wich pays tens of thousands for a couple of hours of shooting, yeah. I can't think of many other jobs that pay you tens of thousands for a couple of days' work(trip to exquisite beach film location etc.), and then you can basically spend that money in your free time up untill the next shooting starts, and that time can be months if you choose so. Also, considering that she'll get a lot of fans, the posibility of moving in other fields of media(as it sometimes happen) So

lebanon lesbanon they clearly think she should be doing lesbian porn instead. Mystery solved. 8)

That girl has got some fine hips, forget Lebanon they can't appreciate allah's gift to their women. :v: [QUOTE=kikomia;46891664]Aww, come on. Portugal isn't that unknown.[/QUOTE] Portugal may as well have dropped off the radar after the colonial era.

[QUOTE=valkery;46895721]1.68 million views on pornhub, per hour, was the average in 2013. We can assume that only around 3/4 of the viewers climaxed, and that may be high. If the average man ejaculates 2-4 tblsp of cum, average it out to 3 tblsp, that means every hour ~3,780,000 tblsp of cum are produced by viewing of this website alone. 24 hrs in a day, 365 days in a year, reduce the number by 1/8 to make it slightly more realistic and we have 4,139,100,000 tblsp of cum ejaculated because of pornhub alone. Now, using the conversions on the earlier page, 15 ml per tablespoon, and we have 62086500000 ml of cum. Times six calories per tblsp, and we have 24,834,600 kilocalories. KC to joules, 103,907,966,400. Convert that energy into lightbulb hours, multiply by 24 to get a whole day and we've got, 120,263.85 days of a single 100 watt lightbulb being powered by our balls. If all of this math is correct.[/QUOTE] what have I done

[QUOTE=JumpinJackFlash;46896660]Ah, the one Lebanese guy on Facepunch, I was wondering when you'd show up. I was also wondering if you even existed, I was kind of hoping you did but you'd be in the form of a magnificent mythical creature and we'd have to capture you and make you grant us wishes. [editline]10th January 2015[/editline] Also, sorry everyone. Looks like we don't get any wishes this time, maybe when Nauru's featured in the news.[/QUOTE] what wishes do you desire?

[QUOTE=valkery;46895721]1.68 million views on pornhub, per hour, was the average in 2013. We can assume that only around 3/4 of the viewers climaxed, and that may be high. If the average man ejaculates 2-4 tblsp of cum, average it out to 3 tblsp, that means every hour ~3,780,000 tblsp of cum are produced by viewing of this website alone. 24 hrs in a day, 365 days in a year, reduce the number by 1/8 to make it slightly more realistic and we have 4,139,100,000 tblsp of cum ejaculated because of pornhub alone. Now, using the conversions on the earlier page, 15 ml per tablespoon, and we have 62086500000 ml of cum. Times six calories per tblsp, and we have 24,834,600 kilocalories. KC to joules, 103,907,966,400. Convert that energy into lightbulb hours, multiply by 24 to get a whole day and we've got, 120,263.85 days of a single 100 watt lightbulb being powered by our balls. If all of this math is correct.[/QUOTE] Add another one.

[QUOTE=EcksDee;46897015]Jesus FUCK imagine if someone actually organized that.[/QUOTE] ALS Jizz bucket challenge!

holy shit i love this thread. quite honestly though there's nothing better than level-headed porn stars (i.e. majority of them) that can take down shit talkers with 0 effort i would probably do something crazy in response like, suck a dick for every dickhead tweet i receive

Well it's clear to me how I could support this un-oppressed woman.

lol this thread showcases the average age of this forum. It's great.

Miz is hot, and I would like to take her out for a dinner and movie.

So, why is she so popular again? She's fuckin ugly.

[QUOTE=Tetsmega;46900509]ALS Jizz bucket challenge![/QUOTE] There's no way this porn parody doesn't exist yet.

[QUOTE=DrTaxi;46902770]There's no way this porn parody doesn't exist yet.[/QUOTE] If it takes longer than 5 minutes to set up - it doesn't exist in porn.

[QUOTE=cartman300;46902776]If it takes longer than 5 minutes to set up - it doesn't exist in porn.[/QUOTE] how do you explain this [img]http://videos.woodrocket.com/thumbs/bRAxrqdh1-4.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Havolis;46899373]what wishes do you desire?[/QUOTE] I wish for a sandwich

[QUOTE=aydin690;46902760]So, why is she so popular again? She's fuckin ugly.[/QUOTE] Bro... I think you might be gay.

[QUOTE=geogzm;46902799]how do you explain this [img]http://videos.woodrocket.com/thumbs/bRAxrqdh1-4.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Four minutes and forty seconds to put on the wig and dress, she already had the failing liver.

[QUOTE=aydin690;46902760]So, why is she so popular again? She's fuckin ugly.[/QUOTE] Dude she's adorable, has huge tits and a great ass.

[QUOTE=zakedodead;46902806]Four minutes and forty seconds to put on the wig and dress, she already had the failing liver.[/QUOTE] i forgot about pornhub's jaundice category

[QUOTE=Havolis;46899373]what wishes do you desire?[/QUOTE]I want to be 100% sexually appealing to Asian chicks, because I have a fetish and I'm a lazy motherfucker.

[QUOTE=zakedodead;46902803]I wish for a sandwich[/QUOTE] no fcuker [t]http://www.shawarmakingaz.com/attachments/Image/68-1.jpg?1395873934857[/t] you want a shawarma

[QUOTE=aydin690;46902760]So, why is she so popular again? She's fuckin ugly.[/QUOTE] You must have ridiculously high standards because I think she's adorable as fuck.

[QUOTE=geogzm;46902799]how do you explain this [img]http://videos.woodrocket.com/thumbs/bRAxrqdh1-4.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Source?

[QUOTE=!LORD M!;46905699]Source?[/QUOTE] The Simpsons

[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;46902930]Dude she's adorable, has huge tits and a great ass.[/QUOTE] The scars the size of pipe gaskets circling her nipples kind of kills it for me. Fake tits look like shit.

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