Best Korea fires mortars at Worst Korea - Developing Story - Polidicks

[QUOTE=bravehat;26318497]Why? train the soldiers into thinking that they all a little bit closer to the glorious leader with each time they kill a rebel, its like training a holy martyr, just replace god with glorious leader.[/QUOTE] martyrs GET killed for their beliefs soldiers kill AND get killed for their beliefs / word of Glorious Leader

[QUOTE=Capitulazyguy;26318087]Fucking anime.[/QUOTE] Fucking idiot.

requesting v2 goes into general discussion instead of ITN

GD is a shit hole.

[QUOTE=chunkymonkey;26320181]GD is a shit hole.[/QUOTE] but ITN is a subforum of GD :saddowns:

This stuff make me want to play a war game. This thread is fun to read though, I'm just tuning in to all of this.

[QUOTE=ababs362;26320554]This stuff make me want to play a war game. This thread is fun to read though, I'm just tuning in to all of this.[/QUOTE] this thread is why I bought DEFCON

Kim Jong-Il's other son: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_38i0UgBIIA[/media]

[QUOTE=ababs362;26320554]This stuff make me want to play a war game. This thread is fun to read though, I'm just tuning in to all of this.[/QUOTE] Buy world in conflict, and simulate the worst case scenario. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGU9hBglxns&feature=related[/media]

This may or may not be worth a new thread, but this is really troubling news to me... [url]http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/expats-recalled-as-north-korea-prepares-for-war-2145018.html[/url]

[QUOTE=Nyaos;26329848]This may or may not be worth a new thread, but this is really troubling news to me... [url]http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/expats-recalled-as-north-korea-prepares-for-war-2145018.html[/url][/QUOTE] Holy shit!

[QUOTE=PrusseluskenV2;26329941]I told you bro I told you about the drills[/QUOTE] South Korea: I can't wait to be a useless piece of shit all day and drill with the Americans. South Korea begins to get shelled by North Korean artillery. South Korea: Fuck I'm getting shelled by the North. Kim Jong Il: I warned you about the drills bro, I TOLD you about those drills dawg. South Korea: It keeps happening. Kim Jong Il: I told you man, I TOLD you about those drills.

[QUOTE=Capitulazyguy;26318087]Fucking anime.[/QUOTE] Fucking idiot [2]

[quote]North Korean secret service employees working in the region have joined them and left[/quote] I thought they were supposed to be secret...

Baby Vagina has 4 days left.

Oh boy.

[QUOTE=Nyaos;26329848]This may or may not be worth a new thread, but this is really troubling news to me... [url]http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/expats-recalled-as-north-korea-prepares-for-war-2145018.html[/url][/QUOTE] Oh god, this isn't just dick waving anymore.

[quote]In 1996, a diplomat from the South Korean consulate in the city was murdered with a poisoned pencil,[/quote] ... What

[QUOTE=CertainDOOM;26332055]... What[/QUOTE] I'm assuming they poisoned the tip. Some people lick the tip so that it writes a bit better. Especially back in the 90's when pencil leads weren't nearly as good as they were today.

or someone stabbed him with it to get the poison in the blood stream. I remember a KGB assassination thing involving someone jabbing the target with the tip of an umbrella.

[QUOTE=daijitsu;26334635]or someone stabbed him with it to get the poison in the blood stream. I remember a KGB assassination thing involving someone jabbing the target with the tip of an umbrella.[/QUOTE] That sounds like the coolest assassination ever.

[QUOTE=Micr0;26334737]That sounds like the coolest assassination ever.[/QUOTE] Heh, don't forget the polonium into the tea. That was second coolest.

[QUOTE=spog;26315605]it's not stealin if they never even got it in the first place[/QUOTE] And it isn't giving if they never give it in the second place! That Cartoon is cute though, even hunting with sticks and everything, how realistic

I am going to be so pissed if I die before I get a chance to eat a McRib

Get some cardboard, crease it incrementally every 1/2 inch, slather it in BBQ sauce, onions, and pickles, put it on a bun, then EAT IT. It's roughly the same thing, but its oh so delicious.

[QUOTE=TheTalon;26335970]And it isn't giving if they never give it in the second place! That Cartoon is cute though, even hunting with sticks and everything, how realistic[/QUOTE] has anyone made a cartoon of a guy wearing a chinese flag desperately holding back a rottweiler with the nk flag as its fur from a sk poodle being walked by a guy wearing a usa flag because that would be pretty cool

[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;26339362]has anyone made a cartoon of a guy wearing a chinese flag desperately holding back a rottweiler with the nk flag as its fur from a sk poodle being walked by a guy wearing a usa flag because that would be pretty cool[/QUOTE] a guy with a shotgun walking his poodle

[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;26339362]has anyone made a cartoon of a guy wearing a chinese flag desperately holding back a rottweiler with the nk flag as its fur from a sk poodle being walked by a guy wearing a usa flag because that would be pretty cool[/QUOTE] has anyone even gone so far

Okay, this next update is rather big now, China is sending officials to Seoul to get to stop them from conducting those drills. [url]http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSLDE6AQ06W20101127[/url] [editline]27th November 2010[/editline] According to twitter, the south and US have already started the military drill (30 minutes ago).

In other news, new antagonists for the upcoming Modern Warfare 3 game are now revealed...