Best Korea fires mortars at Worst Korea - Developing Story - Polidicks

[QUOTE=JoeyZ;26358935]I woke up this morning feeling like P.Diddy[/QUOTE] I woke up this morning and brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack.

[QUOTE=Sottalytober;26358946]I woke up this morning and brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack.[/QUOTE] I woke up with this stupid joke.

[QUOTE=Mr.Goodcat;26359198]I woke up with this stupid joke.[/QUOTE] Stupid joke? It's a reference to one of the best songs of 2010.

By all the huff and puff that all the diplomats were making last night (especially China), I thought something actually might happen today. Guess I was wrong after all, thankfully.

I guess we should keep running drills and let North Korea continue firing missiles into the ocean. At this rate they'll be out of missiles in a few hours.

[QUOTE=Mackalda2k6;26360907]I guess we should keep running drills and let North Korea continue firing missiles into the ocean. At this rate they'll be out of missiles in a few hours.[/QUOTE] You underestimate the strength of North Korea as well as the glories that communism has worked on it. If they run out of missiles, they'll obviously go to plan B and catapult loyal party members to convert the enemy to communism.

Video in OP makes North Korea look decent.

I woke up this morning telling myself to not jerk off in the shower again :sigh:

I was expecting a war by now. Are we about there?

I'm kind of hoping there is another war, i am just fed up with seeing this stuff on the news... :smith:

[QUOTE=DerpHurr;26362659]I was expecting a war by now. Are we about there?[/QUOTE] We're still at Defcon 4. You can place your units and move them but no fighting until Defcon 3.

[QUOTE=Athena;26362861]We're still at Defcon 4. You can place your units and move them but no fighting until Defcon 3.[/QUOTE] Everyone joined a stupid alliance now I'm all alone.

[QUOTE=Athena;26362861]We're still at Defcon 4. You can place your units and move them but no fighting until Defcon 3.[/QUOTE] this is where i make a reference to the game act of war but theres only like 5 people on earth that know about the game

[QUOTE=W0w00t;26363235]this is where i make a reference to the game act of war but theres only like 5 people on earth that know about the game[/QUOTE] [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DEFCON[/url]

[quote]YonhapNews S. Korea, U.S. hold anti-sub, live-fire drills in Yellow Sea [url]http://bit.ly/dPjCbd[/url][/quote] Didn't they say the would not do that :ohdear: .

[QUOTE=Vince W/Shamwow;26363939][url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DEFCON[/url][/QUOTE] yeah i know but there was also aow w/ the DEFC0N system

[QUOTE=Jsm;26357967] Also; I am surprised the Doomsday clock hasn't edged forward at all.[/QUOTE] Nuking the pacific doesn't count for much.

[QUOTE=Richard Simmons;26365498]Nuking the pacific doesn't count for much.[/QUOTE] BUT THINK OF THE FISH. I guess you are right, although they can apparently hit 6000km (with a very light payload)

[QUOTE=Jsm;26365533]BUT THINK OF THE FISH. I guess you are right, although they can apparently hit 6000km (with a very light payload)[/QUOTE] Rocks don't count

Nothing gonna happen guys. Don't worry, be happy :buddy:

[QUOTE=DJSergei;26365894]Nothing gonna happen guys. Don't worry, be happy :buddy:[/QUOTE] and at the very moment this was posted, all hell broke loose

[QUOTE=daijitsu;26365988]and at the very moment this was posted, all hell broke loose[/QUOTE] Oh dear

Really? Or, did you get me all excited for nothing? [editline]28th November 2010[/editline] :ohdear:

"[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-11858990]North Korea's Kim Jong-il is a "flabby old chap" suffering from trauma from a stroke[/url]" Yeah that isn't going to help things if Kim finds out...

[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;26366981]"[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-11858990]North Korea's Kim Jong-il is a "flabby old chap" suffering from trauma from a stroke[/url]" Yeah that isn't going to help things if Kim finds out...[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.scumbagmillionaire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/kim-jong-il.0.0.0x0.384x306.jpeg[/img]

Maybe their already at war but the U.S govornment ordered a media blackout.:pwn: hurrrrrrrrrrr

[QUOTE=DJSergei;26365894]Nothing gonna happen guys. Don't worry, be happy :buddy:[/QUOTE] -famous last words [editline]28th November 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Fuhrer;26367282]Maybe there already at war but the U.S govornment ordered a media blackout.:pwn:[/QUOTE] don't be such a conspiracy theorist hitler

Real Timeline: [b]Tuesday, November 28, 14:14 PM GMT[/b] - Korean War 2 begins [b]Wednesday, November 29, 1:42 AM GMT[/b] - China enters the war [b]Friday, December 1, 19:00 PM GMT[/b] - America uses Weapons of Mass destruction and destroys downtown Pyongyang [b]Friday, December 8, 3:02 AM GMT[/b] - China attacks US, starting in Alaska [b]Friday, December 28, 16:09 PM GMT[/b] - US is no more, Fallout timeline begins :v:

[QUOTE=ejonkou;26367313]Real Timeline: [b]Tuesday, November 28, 14:14 PM GMT[/b] - Korean War 2 begins [b]Wednesday, November 29, 1:42 AM GMT[/b] - China enters the war [b]Friday, December 1, 19:00 PM GMT[/b] - America uses Weapons of Mass destruction and destroys downtown Pyongyang [b]Friday, December 8, 3:02 AM GMT[/b] - China attacks US, starting in Alaska [b]Friday, December 28, 16:09 PM GMT[/b] - US is no more, Fallout timeline begins :v:[/QUOTE] China won't do shit.

Its ment as a joke.