Best Korea fires mortars at Worst Korea - Developing Story - Polidicks

[QUOTE=angelangel;26244432]So this was serious enough news that Obama had to be woken up at 4am.[/QUOTE] "Sir the North Koreans are firing artillery into South Korea" "Yeah ok tell me again in a few hourszzzzzzzzzz"

[QUOTE=PrusseluskenV2;26244459]Who else found MR GREAT LEADER IMPERSONATION hilarious at first, then incredibly annoying?[/QUOTE] i found it dumb from the start

[QUOTE=Catdaemon;26244466]Well that's a relief. At least I know I'm definitely going to heaven now.[/QUOTE] No you must own a commie dictatorship first.

[QUOTE=3v3ryb0dy;26244475]No you must own a commie dictatorship first.[/QUOTE] But he isn't the only one making the decisions

Why can't north korea just fuck off? Seriously, if all the countries of the world were a family, Best Korea would be the special ed cousin that the family doesn't like to talk about.

[quote]This Korea incident will be just that, an incident. If it actually does balloon into something else, it wont be a world war. If anything it will be SK and the US stomping the shit out of NK. China wont get involved. NK has been a pimple on their ass for quite a long time. They'll be happy when someone straightens their shit out. If anything we'll just get a small 5-10 year police action out of it.[/quote] There you go. [editline]23rd November 2010[/editline] Oh also India stationed troops alongside China border.

[quote]FLASH - North Korea says South Korea fired first in Tuesday's clash - KCNA[/quote] "BUT THEY STARTED IT ;_;" - Best Korea

Kay guys, any news other than, "OMG NK INVADES," is probably late.

The Indian troops are for unrelated event. Also, the bump from all Sec Mods to Super mods is a great idea as evident here. Shitposters are being taken care of

[QUOTE=Spetzaz;26242828]Taepodong-2 can not only carry a warhead or nine, but it can also travel 6000km. It's 8000km to the USA from Korea. If they fire it from a ship, the US can be hit.[/QUOTE] Where did you take that from. Some speculations say that future versions of taepodong may reach 9000km (with a small gargo) but at the moment thats quite far away. 5.7.2006 NKs taepodong test blew up after 40 seconds 5.4.2009 NK attempted to launch a satellite, but it failed to reach the orbit. It flew 3000km~

It's offical. WWIII will begin. Oh as a result of NK? Lolno.

Nothing new or shocking is gonna come out of this for a while. I'm going to sleep.

Me too.

[QUOTE=3v3ryb0dy;26244596]It's offical. WWIII will begin. Oh as a result of NK? Lolno.[/QUOTE] Nwhat? But yeah, this tension with the soviets is out of control.

[QUOTE=Kim_Jong_il;26244456]Because they [b]think they[/b] are the world police amirite?[/QUOTE] Fixed for you.

-snip- I like explosions, shut up.

I should just go to bed, and when I wake up tomorrow it'll be developed.

[QUOTE=Ultimate7MK;26244644]No news of Obama doing a god damn thing. Not a surprise.[/QUOTE] Things could get ugly if we jump in there. He [I]shouldn't[/I] do a god damn thing, for right now at least.

[QUOTE=Ultimate7MK;26244644]No news of Obama doing a god damn thing. Not a surprise.[/QUOTE] What do you want him to do, exactly? Bust a cap in Kim's ass?

[QUOTE=Ultimate7MK;26244644]No news of Obama doing a god damn thing. Not a surprise.[/QUOTE] Yeah the USA should be dragged into it and turn it into a large scale war! Brilliant Idea Ultimate7MK!

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Norks should have like a subscription feature on their homepage which allows the updates and plans of incidents with SK to be mailed to you.

[quote]ALERT: Japan says North Korea's actions Tuesday afternoon "unforgivable," says Tokyo "strongly condemns" attacks.[/quote]

[QUOTE=Smasher 006;26244709][quote]ALERT: Japan says North Korea's actions Tuesday afternoon "unforgivable," says Tokyo "strongly condemns" attacks.[/quote][/QUOTE] How can anyone take Japan seriously anymore? Their military is laughably small. [editline]23rd November 2010[/editline] It's same as Sweden threatening to invade Finland if they don't give Åland islands

I really, really hope nothing comes out of this. [B]Edit:[/B] I mean, what are the chances of a major nuke exchange because of this? Zero, right? :smith:

[QUOTE=Raiskauskone V2;26244719]How can anyone take Japan seriously anymore? Their military is laughably small. [editline]23rd November 2010[/editline] It's same as Sweden threatening to invade Finland if they don't give Åland islands[/QUOTE] Because the size of a military determines what it's capable of. Good job, you're an idiot.

[QUOTE=Raiskauskone V2;26244719]How can anyone take Japan seriously anymore? Their military is laughably small.[/QUOTE] Only a fool would think japan hasn't got an army of anime style mechs ready to deploy at a moments notice.

[QUOTE=Raiskauskone V2;26244719]How can anyone take Japan seriously anymore? Their military is laughably small. [editline]23rd November 2010[/editline] It's same as Sweden threatening to invade Finland if they don't give Åland islands[/QUOTE] You're an idiot. Japan has a very capable military force. So does Sweden and Finland.

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[QUOTE=angelangel;26244753]You're an idiot*. Japan has a very capable military force. So does Sweden and Finland.[/QUOTE] Your face is stupid and so is your argument Japan's military capability is comparable to sweden's, meaning nonexistand. Incase you don't know, Sweden's military funding has been cut to bare minimum.