Best Korea fires mortars at Worst Korea - Developing Story

[David29]

Praying I'm not late:

"1511: Zhang Liangui, a North Korea expert at the Central Party School in Beijing, tells the Sydney Morning Herald that the North Korean heir apparent, Kim Jong-un, is deliberately destabilising the environment in order to mobilise the military and consolidate his power. He says the North also wants concessions from the South and to be acknowledged internationally as a nuclear state."

Edit: Get out PrusseluskenV2. It wasn't late.

[Kim_Jong_il]

Update:

Using my lightning powers,i have destroyed the spearhead of my crazy son's armored division but now he is scrambling jets :ohdear:

[Nurdock]

[quote]ALERT: The United States says it is not moving additional military power into South Korea following artillery attack by North Korea.[/quote]

[Informative Man]

[QUOTE=sltungle;26246149]On one hand I don't want everything to go to hell.

On the other hand North Korea needs to learn that it can't just fucking keep going on like this, harassing South Korea whenever the fuck it feels like it, killing and injuring their people.[/QUOTE]

Life's too short to not see this shit imo

[goon165]

[QUOTE=David29;26246169]Praying I'm not late:

"1511: Zhang Liangui, a North Korea expert at the Central Party School in Beijing, tells the Sydney Morning Herald that the North Korean heir apparent, Kim Jong-un, is deliberately destabilising the environment in order to mobilise the military and consolidate his power. He says the North also wants concessions from the South and to be acknowledged internationally as a nuclear state."

Edit: Get out PrusseluskenV2. It wasn't late.[/QUOTE]

You see, this is what happens when you let crazy people run countries.

[Baldr]

[QUOTE=Kim_Jong_il;26246207]Update:

Using my lightning powers,i have destroyed the spearhead of my crazy son's armored division but now he is scrambling jets :ohdear:[/QUOTE]

:byodood: may the nonexistent god help us all.

[MrEndangered]

[QUOTE=David29;26246169] Kim Jong-un, is deliberately destabilising the environment in order to mobilise the military and consolidate his power."[/QUOTE]

"Hmm. Alarm clocks suck. Bombing South Korea is the only way to wake up my army these days"

[RayDark]

I just mailed the NK president

"
deer kim

ur a faget

-sk
"

Let's see how this plays out.

[Kim_Jong_il]

[QUOTE=RayDark;26246250]I just mailed the NK president

"
deer kim

ur a faget

-sk
"

Let's see how this plays out.[/QUOTE]

It's not in my mailbox

[alienmartian23]

[QUOTE=Kim_Jong_il;26246260]It's not in my mailbox[/QUOTE]

Didnt your mailbox get mortared

[goon165]

[QUOTE=Kim_Jong_il;26246260]It's not in my mailbox[/QUOTE]

must have gotten stuck in the tubes...

[Apocalypsewaffle]

I thought his mailbox was [email][e-mail][/email] ?

[goon165]

[QUOTE=alienmartian23;26246270]Didnt your mailbox get mortared[/QUOTE]

What no, Unless NK shot mortars at itself,

regardless it's probably about to be JDAM'ed.

[AlphaGunman]

[QUOTE=alienmartian23;26246270]Didnt your mailbox get mortared[/QUOTE]

yeah obviously he's mortaring himself
derrp

[Nyaos]

[QUOTE=Kim_Jong_il;26246260]It's not in my mailbox[/QUOTE]

Check your spam

[FunkyHippo]

North's gunna win.

[Col. Buggernuts]

[QUOTE=AlphaGunman;26246301]yeah obviously he's mortaring himself
derrp[/QUOTE]South Korean counterbattery fire
derrp

[MovingSalad]

I fucking hate North Korea. Not for the poor souls stuck living in that shithole, it isn't their fault. I hate their political system. I hate the militaristic state. and most of all, I fucking hate Kim Jong Il

[Latency]

[QUOTE=David29;26246169]Praying I'm not late:

"1511: Zhang Liangui, a North Korea expert at the Central Party School in Beijing, tells the Sydney Morning Herald that the North Korean heir apparent, Kim Jong-un, is deliberately destabilising the environment in order to mobilise the military and consolidate his power. He says the North also wants concessions from the South and to be acknowledged internationally as a nuclear state."

Edit: Get out PrusseluskenV2. It wasn't late.[/QUOTE]

FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKK

God damn it Jong-un. Be like that, be a fucking daddy's boy.

[MarkG06]

[QUOTE=Kim_Jong_il;26246207]Update:

Using my lightning powers,i have destroyed the spearhead of my crazy son's armored division but now he is scrambling jets :ohdear:[/QUOTE]

You're not funny at all.

[ForestRaptor]

[IMG]http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/8602/faget.png[/IMG]
[quote=RayDark;26246250]I just mailed the NK president

"
deer kim

ur a faget

-sk
"

Let's see how this plays out.[/quote]

[MovingSalad]

[img]http://classicfun.ws/wp-content/uploads/kim-jong-il-kim-jong-ok-480x327.jpg[/img]

[Fatfatfatty]

[QUOTE=RayDark;26246250]I just mailed the NK president

"
deer kim

ur a faget

-sk
"

Let's see how this plays out.[/QUOTE]

[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/kimjongilfaget.png[/img]

[AlphaGunman]

[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;26246315]South Korean counterbattery fire
derrp[/QUOTE]

haven't heard anything about that v:smile:v

[W0w00t]

[QUOTE=AlphaGunman;26246349]haven't heard anything about that v:smile:v[/QUOTE]

South Korea fired around 80 shells back along with scrambling fighters.

[Col. Buggernuts]

[QUOTE=AlphaGunman;26246349]haven't heard anything about that v:smile:v[/QUOTE]They returned fire shortly after the North Korean barrage, it's been mentioned extensively.

[Nurdock]

[quote]ALERT: US Pentagon - "Too soon" to tell if North Korea's actions warrant additional US troop support in South Korea.[/quote]

[Kecske]

I just got a sudden urge to play Crysis.

[Goblix]

[QUOTE=Kecske;26246413]I just got a sudden urge to play Crysis.[/QUOTE]

BUNKAH lost!

CHAAAAARLIEEEEEE SIX!

[Apocalypsewaffle]

I bet one of the generals went batshit insane, and now spouts warcries that say "THE WESTERNERS ARE TRYING TO SAP AND IMPURIFY OUR DEAR LEADER'S PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS!"