Best Korea fires mortars at Worst Korea - Developing Story - Polidicks

Everyone in the big commision: Fucking north korea show 'em china with it's veto: nope. [editline]23rd November 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=booster;26248997]Is there a chance that Kim Jong-Il is actually dead? And his son took over command.[/QUOTE] that was the deal with Kim Jong-Il's father. Maybe theres a chance Kim Jong's son (a general) has to prove himself so he decided to barrage a remote island.

[QUOTE=BusterBluth;26248851]Sorry lazy wiki link [URL]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korean_Demilitarized_Zone[/URL] Im suprised how many deaths have happend actually[/QUOTE] [quote] 18 August 1976: The [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Axe_Murder_Incident"]Axe Murder Incident[/URL] results in the death of two U.S. soldiers and injuries to another four U.S. soldiers and five South Korean soldiers. The incident may not be technically considered an "infiltration" however, as it took place in a neutral zone of the [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joint_Security_Area"]Joint Security Area[/URL]. 14 July 1977: American [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CH-47_Chinook"]CH-47 Chinook[/URL] helicopter is shot down after straying into the north over the DMZ. Three airmen are killed and one is briefly held prisoner (This is the sixth such incident since the Armistice was signed.)[URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korean_Demilitarized_Zone#cite_note-10"][11][/URL] 6 December 1979: US patrol in the DMZ accidentally crosses the MDL into a North Korean minefield. One US soldier is killed and four are injured December 17, 1994: American OH-58A+ helicopter crosses 10 km into North Korean territory and is shot down[/quote]These were the only US related incidents on the list. Most due to straying into NK territory. Not that that is a just cause to retaliate the way NK did in each incident, but its totally different situation to a bunch of SK troops just doing their job stationed on an island well within their own territory getting an artillery barrage to the face.

Best idea would be to have China take over North Korea. War in that area with the US and other countries would strain relations with China if still coddles and supports the smaller country. But China could smother and take control of NK in an instant. China needs to take full responsibility and act as if NK is no a longer a viable way to make things hard for us.

I knew the thread on this would be massive. Facepunch loves a dose of NK. I only got to hear about this briefly at work because the radio station we've got it on only reports on the royal wedding during the news. Pretty unsettling stuff, will be interesting to see how it all pans out over the next few days.

Don't tell me disgonbgud.gif hasn't been posted in this mass of 44 pages?

[QUOTE=RayDark;26249177]Don't tell me disgonbgud.gif hasn't been posted in this mass of 44 pages?[/QUOTE] They started banning for it I think.

Also this whole thing has really put me in the mood for a game of Civilization.

[QUOTE=Jobby;26249209]Also this whole thing has really put me in the mood for a game of Civilization.[/QUOTE] Someone said that a while back.

I was watching this on Sky News in the school foyer. :ohdear:

[QUOTE=Smasher 006;26249220]Someone said that a while back.[/QUOTE] Hehe, not just me then. Whenever there is a dispute or political tension I usually wind up playing Civ for days afterwards.

[QUOTE=Smasher 006;26249220]Someone said that a while back.[/QUOTE] I died in like 500 A.D.

Oh man the shit I'd do if I were in control of NK's army for 1 hour.

[QUOTE=Alvaldi;26249317]I died in like 500 A.D.[/QUOTE] Well North Korea is pretty experienced when it comes to that Tech level

NK has begun production of siege tanks, better watch your ass SK.

[QUOTE=Jobby;26249209]Also this whole thing has really put me in the mood for a game of Civilization.[/QUOTE] I picked up Civilization III for a bit a couple of hours ago. I had my own little island and all was good. Just as I was about to settle other land masses, every other nation slowly decided to declare a military alliance against me after about 20 turns, eventually sending horseman upon horseman. I ragequit and went back to pressing f5 here. (Yep. There really are no new developments to talk about)

I doubt this will really escalate much further

the koreans are taking starcraft larping a bit too far

I am not sure, but doesn't China support North Korea? In that case, we would have a big problem if there really is coming a World War 3.

Well, if NK actually did something, the US would have to go over there and fight help it, due to the armistice and them still (technically) at war with each other? Thats what the US needs, a actual standard war to fight, to show how much ass the Abrams kicks. (I kid, a war would do horrid things to NK.)

Fuck North Korea. I wish we could fuel an uprising so they could establish a government that actually helps their people

[QUOTE=Manatee Cat;26249710]I am not sure, but doesn't China support North Korea? In that case, we would have a big problem if there really is coming a World War 3.[/QUOTE] I know it did, but that was during the 50's. China was the "Red menace".

[QUOTE=KommradKommisar;26249720] (I kid, a war would do horrid things to NK.)[/QUOTE] Other than liberate the people who aren't brainwashed out they asses.

I saw it happen, but that soon ? I just hope that this doesn't escalate into a war, but it probably will.

[QUOTE=W0w00t;26249734]Other than liberate the people who aren't brainwashed out they asses.[/QUOTE] It would kill a whole bunch of them though. Probably pressed into service with AKs made out of sheet metal and balsa wood. [editline]23rd November 2010[/editline] fuck rated zing

Didn't a psychic predict WW3 in the next 2 months, 2 months ago? Oh shit oh fuck we gonna be poor.

[QUOTE=Jakerino;26249777]Didn't a psychic predict WW3 in the next 2 months, 2 months ago? Oh shit oh fuck we gonna be poor.[/QUOTE] its bullshit and psychics are bullshit too

We need to fuel an uprising in those people. make Kim Jong Kebab.

however if this does escalate please do eat me

Seems that NK is blaming SK for this, because they supposedly fired first.

You shouldn't underestimate NK. There's a difference when a country lacks morals. An few interesting threads from a few years back about NKs military: [url]http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showthread.php?162240-Bluffer-s-Guide-North-Korea-strikes!-(2009[/url]) [url]http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showthread.php?128528-Bluffer-s-guide-Fortress-North-Korea[/url] [url]http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showthread.php?113552-Bluffer%92s-guide-North-Korean-Naval-Power-2007[/url]