Best Korea fires mortars at Worst Korea - Developing Story - Polidicks

[QUOTE=MrEndangered;26256013]We said that 56 pages ago. Nothing so far. Thankfully.[/QUOTE] thankfully? IMO they should start fighting and end this conflict that has been going on for 60 years.. now if only russia was still a communist country and supported nk's actions. i would join the army and kill some americans with AK47 on my side

I emailed Kim Jong Il asking him what his plan was, and that I needed it for my science project. He actually replied to me. [media]http://vocaroo.com/?media=vFko91gnn4N0HN6YL[/media]

[QUOTE=Torfaldur;26256133]thankfully? IMO they should start fighting and end this conflict that has been going on for 60 years.. now if only russia was still a communist country and supported nk's actions. i would join the army and kill some americans with AK47 on my side[/QUOTE] Well aren't you just a shining beacon of human rationality.

[QUOTE=Raneman;26256137]I emailed Kim Jong Il asking him what his plan was, and that I needed it for my science project. He actually replied to me. [media]http://vocaroo.com/?media=vFko91gnn4N0HN6YL[/media][/QUOTE] Words of wisdom...

[QUOTE=Torfaldur;26256133]thankfully? IMO they should start fighting and end this conflict that has been going on for 60 years.. now if only russia was still a communist country and supported nk's actions. i would join the army and kill some americans with AK47 on my side[/QUOTE] If they start fighting lots of innocent people will be killed, if you didn't know, that's a bad thing.

[QUOTE=Raneman;26256137]I emailed Kim Jong Il asking him what his plan was, and that I needed it for my science project. He actually replied to me. [media]http://vocaroo.com/?media=vFko91gnn4N0HN6YL[/media][/QUOTE] That was incredibly stupid.

Shit, I don't wanna be drafted.

[QUOTE=Torfaldur;26256133]thankfully? IMO they should start fighting and end this conflict that has been going on for 60 years.. now if only russia was still a communist country and supported nk's actions. i would join the army and kill some americans with AK47 on my side[/QUOTE] Are you for real?

I hope I'm not the only one who thinks that we should use this as an excuse to get rid of NK once and for all.

[QUOTE=chunkymonkey;26256232]I hope I'm not the only one who thinks that we should use this as an excuse to get rid of NK once and for all.[/QUOTE] Which would be a terrible thing for China. Which is good for none of us.

really, if SK and the US ever do capture and occupy NK there would be decades of insurgency.

Hopefully SK teaches NK a lesson.

[QUOTE=Torfaldur;26256133]thankfully? IMO they should start fighting and end this conflict that has been going on for 60 years.. now if only russia was still a communist country and supported nk's actions. i would join the army and kill some americans with AK47 on my side[/QUOTE] And hopefully you'll get killed in the first battle :allears:

"The only winning move is not to play" - Everyone on Korea War II.

I'm all for putting an end to the North Korean state and the Kim-Jong Dynasty. But not through war.

I'd just like to send a few NK's on a world-tour and see if they come off any better for it. ...I'm betting they'd get into a few barfights, though...

[QUOTE=<man>;26256253]really, if SK and the US ever do capture and occupy NK there would be decades of insurgency.[/QUOTE] Well, if this does escalate, I suppose that would be one of our better options.

Baby Vagina said that WW3 was gonna happen sometime soon. I doubt it will become a World War, this is probably only going to go on between these two countries.

[QUOTE=Kazumi;26256323]I'm all for putting an end to the North Korean state and the Kim-Jong Dynasty. But not through war.[/QUOTE] But you still have to deal with the brainwashed masses, who will likely defend their country until death. As I see it, the best thing to do for now is ignore them and maybe set up a blockade against the country

[QUOTE=Raneman;26255851]Things are about to get very bad, doubleplus-speedwise.[/QUOTE] Stop using 1984 Newspeak, your not gaining any points for you "arguement."

[QUOTE=carcarcargo;26256378]But you still have to deal with the brainwashed masses, who will likely defend their country until death. As I see it, the best thing to do for now is ignore them and maybe set up a blockade against the country[/QUOTE] We've virtually embargoed everything from them already.

[QUOTE=SoaringScout;26256377]Baby Vagina said that WW3 was gonna happen sometime soon. I doubt it will become a World War, this is probably only going to go on between these two countries.[/QUOTE] Most likely a scuffle, if not a very bloody scuffle, between to long time enemies. Hopefully it will not escalate.

[QUOTE=Torfaldur;26256133]thankfully? IMO they should start fighting and end this conflict that has been going on for 60 years.. now if only russia was still a communist country and supported nk's actions. i would join the army and kill some americans with AK47 on my side[/QUOTE] oh so you'd like to go up against trained US marines who actually went through boot camp and are ready for battle, with your call of duty training awesome good luck with that.

[QUOTE=Kazumi;26256323]I'm all for putting an end to the North Korean state and the Kim-Jong Dynasty. But not through war.[/QUOTE] I'm a fan of using rabbits. Air drop a stupidly large sum of rabbits into North Korea in order to sabotage their farms. What is North Korea gonna do? Admit that they were crushed by a bunch of bunnies and declare war over it? Release a huge number of predators? Then they are stuck with a bunch of hungry predators once they are done killing the rabbits. Plus North Korea doesn't really have the appropriate connections to obtain a bunch of predators. They could also poison the rabbits, but by the time they figure out what has happened, enough grain will be ruined that North Korea seriously falls into total starvation mode. Then the US could be a dick and step in with their coolface on and be all "U hungry?" and offer to airdrop food relief. Suddenly the Korean population is getting food from crates that are labeled with the American flag and Kim has to come up with a way of maintaining the image of the United States being the big bad guy. Of course none of this would actually work, but I can dream.

[quote=Reuters]President Barack Obama said on Tuesday he would consult with South Korea's president on a response to [URL="http://www.reuters.com/places/north-korea"]North Korea[/URL]'s artillery attack and declined to speculate on possible military action. Obama also said that China, North Korea's only major ally, must communicate to Pyongyang that "there are a set of international rules they must abide by." In an interview with ABC's Barbara Walters, Obama said the United States was seeking to rally the international community to put pressure on the reclusive state and he would be talking to [URL="http://www.reuters.com/places/south-korea"]South Korea[/URL]n President Lee Myung-bak in the coming hours. "I'm not going to speculate on military actions at this point," Obama said. "This is just one more provocative incident in a series that we've seen over the last several months, and I'm going to be talking to the president of South Korea this evening and we'll be consulting closely with them in terms of the appropriate response." He called North Korea an "ongoing threat that has to be dealt with."[/quote][URL="http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6AN01S20101124"]Source[/URL] Drama.

[QUOTE=SoaringScout;26256377]this is probably only going to go on between these two countries.[/QUOTE] i doubt it. US is going to intervene for some unknown reason and bring the UN with them (can't win without allies)

[QUOTE=Kazumi;26256323]I'm all for putting an end to the North Korean state and the Kim-Jong Dynasty. But not through war.[/QUOTE] There's only two possibilities for it to end. NK becomes so incredibly broke it has to open up, similar to what Russia did during the 80s. Of course with NK it'd be a much different scenario. They'd be even poorer and even more reluctant to open up. The second possibility is the war scenario. The problem with that is the brainwashed masses that will fight life and limb to defend their "great leader". So even if the government were to be toppled, you'd still have years upon years of internal conflict.

[QUOTE=GunFox;26256472]I'm a fan of using rabbits. Air drop a stupidly large sum of rabbits into North Korea in order to sabotage their farms. What is North Korea gonna do? Admit that they were crushed by a bunch of bunnies and declare war over it? Release a huge number of predators? Then they are stuck with a bunch of hungry predators once they are done killing the rabbits. Plus North Korea doesn't really have the appropriate connections to obtain a bunch of predators. They could also poison the rabbits, but by the time they figure out what has happened, enough grain will be ruined that North Korea seriously falls into total starvation mode. Then the US could be a dick and step in with their coolface on and be all "U hungry?" and offer to airdrop food relief. Suddenly the Korean population is getting food from crates that are labeled with the American flag and Kim has to come up with a way of maintaining the image of the United States being the big bad guy. Of course none of this would actually work, but I can dream.[/QUOTE] One problem....NK is already in a food shortage and eating the US air drop would result in death.

[QUOTE=Torfaldur;26256486]i doubt it. US is going to intervene for some unknown reason and bring the UN with them (can't win without allies)[/QUOTE] Not unknown. The US is a prominent ally of South Korea. They'd enter the war to help out an allied nation.

[QUOTE=Sottalytober;26256507]One problem....NK is already in a food shortage and eating the US air drop would result in death.[/QUOTE] The fact that they are already in a food shortage is what would make the plan more effective. :D And how would the US food relief hurt them? (Other than heartattacks and diabetes :-P)