This can only end well: Buckfast to be sold in cans on a trial basis this summer - Polidicks

Did anyone else misread Buckfast as Breakfast

At least this container doesn't double as a knife.

[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;44842472]Tonic wine? What's that like?[/QUOTE] Really low quality port. But it gets better with each swig.

buckfast is hilarious, but pretty expensive at £8.99/75cl. i haven't touched it since i broke ring of fire and tanned a 35cl and slowly nursed a 70cl one night at a flat party. i went to a club wired as fuck, threatened to glass a lassie who skipped me in the queue, walked home singing "new york i love you but you're bringing me down" and woke up so dry my skin would rival most deserts. defo a reason it's named wreck the hoose juice.

practically the only thing all the neds drink here

[QUOTE=codenamecueball;44848487]buckfast is hilarious, but pretty expensive at £8.99/75cl. i haven't touched it since i broke ring of fire and tanned a 35cl and slowly nursed a 70cl one night at a flat party. i went to a club wired as fuck, threatened to glass a lassie who skipped me in the queue, walked home singing "new york i love you but you're bringing me down" and woke up so dry my skin would rival most deserts. defo a reason it's named wreck the hoose juice.[/QUOTE] its funny how people talk like this in their first year of university

[QUOTE=Chrisordie;44847916]I thought that was White Lightning?[/QUOTE] All the neds around here drink it, and in their unruly state throw their empty bottles at cats. I guess this would be better for the poor wee buggers.

[QUOTE=NoDachi;44848499]its funny how people talk like this in their first year of university[/QUOTE] embarrassing shit man.

[QUOTE=codenamecueball;44848561]embarrassing shit man.[/QUOTE] was i correct i need to know this

[QUOTE=NoDachi;44848569]was i correct i need to know this[/QUOTE] yep

[QUOTE=RichyZ;44848865]u wot[/QUOTE] It's the moonspeak from across the Atlantic ocean. Let it go.

[QUOTE=RichyZ;44848865]u wot[/QUOTE] Translation: He seems to find the effects of the brew humorous if expensive, he however has not partook in drinking it since he fared badly in a drinking game and drank a 35cl bottle in quick order. He also drank a 70cl bottle for the remainder of the party and went to a nightclub under the influence and threatened to physically assault a young women with a bottle after she rather rudely went ahead of him in a line into the club. :v:

[QUOTE=codenamecueball;44848487]buckfast is hilarious, but pretty expensive at £8.99/75cl. i haven't touched it since i broke ring of fire and tanned a 35cl and slowly nursed a 70cl one night at a flat party. i went to a club wired as fuck, threatened to glass a lassie who skipped me in the queue, walked home singing "new york i love you but you're bringing me down" and woke up so dry my skin would rival most deserts. defo a reason it's named wreck the hoose juice.[/QUOTE] I feel more working class just reading this.

i felt more glaswegian writing it [editline]19th May 2014[/editline] the thought of getting some local wine does that

[QUOTE=codenamecueball;44848954]i felt more glaswegian writing it [editline]19th May 2014[/editline] the thought of getting some local wine does that[/QUOTE] Yeah it's about as Glaswegian as you can get, without shouting in the middle of the street that you're out of smack.

[QUOTE=codenamecueball;44848487]buckfast is hilarious, but pretty expensive at £8.99/75cl. i haven't touched it since i broke ring of fire and tanned a 35cl and slowly nursed a 70cl one night at a flat party. i went to a club wired as fuck, threatened to glass a lassie who skipped me in the queue, walked home singing "new york i love you but you're bringing me down" and woke up so dry my skin would rival most deserts. defo a reason it's named wreck the hoose juice.[/QUOTE] I feel so proud that I was able to understand this story after three years of uni. Time well spent.