Russian woman keeps alleged alien in fridge for two years - Polidicks

[QUOTE=sam.clarke;33328987]Aliens have never visited Earth and they probably won't in our lifetime.[/QUOTE] Noun: A foreigner, esp. one who is not a naturalized citizen of the country where they are living. Re-formulation initiated. [QUOTE=sam.clarke;33328987]Immigrants have never visited Earth and they probably won't in our lifetime.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DeandreT;33328108]Jabba existed a long time ago in a galaxy far far away. Must have been taking a universal tour.[/QUOTE] He made his own Tardis, problem solved.

[img]http://images.wikia.com/masseffect/images/8/81/Thane_Character_Box.png[/img] No?

Let's see, humanoid skull, pectoral muscles, clavicle, all essentially proportionate... Yeah, not a chance. Even IF the humanoid form were the end-all form of intelligent life (in that, it was necessary for any intelligent species to be forced into a dangerous habitat where evolving brain-power became essential not to go extinct) the odds of it evolving limbs in such an EXACT analogous manner, down to the muscle-structure, is just too much. Plus, if WE are only 40 or so years off from Transhumanism, are you really going to tell me that any space-faring intelligent species WOULDN'T have LONG transitioned to long-lasting mechanical bodies? Okay sure, they might be BIOmechanical after a long enough time, but unless they hold a lot of sentimental value for the form of their original bodies, their mechanical bodies would represent the utmost in efficiency, and a humanoid form is decidedly NOT.

[IMG]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/11/15/article-2061737-0ECE2FBA00000578-742_634x476.jpg[/IMG] [img]http://www.nndb.com/people/674/000022608/cosby-medium.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=itzspacy;33331314][IMG]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/11/15/article-2061737-0ECE2FBA00000578-742_634x476.jpg[/IMG] [img]http://www.nndb.com/people/674/000022608/cosby-medium.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Just gonna Zip-Zob to that planet over there...

[QUOTE=J-Dude;33331277]Let's see, humanoid skull, pectoral muscles, clavicle, all essentially proportionate... Yeah, not a chance. Even IF the humanoid form were the end-all form of intelligent life (in that, it was necessary for any intelligent species to be forced into a dangerous habitat where evolving brain-power became essential not to go extinct) the odds of it evolving limbs in such an EXACT analogous manner, down to the muscle-structure, is just too much. Plus, if WE are only 40 or so years off from Transhumanism, are you really going to tell me that any space-faring intelligent species WOULDN'T have LONG transitioned to long-lasting mechanical bodies? Okay sure, they might be BIOmechanical after a long enough time, but unless they hold a lot of sentimental value for the form of their original bodies, their mechanical bodies would represent the utmost in efficiency, and a humanoid form is decidedly NOT.[/QUOTE] What is with this thinking that aliens must be so enthralled in the idea of trans-whateverthefucktheyare-ism. I mean, look at humans, we may not be incredibly advanced, but we are growing technologically at a nice pace, and even then, we fear (or at least most of the masses do) altering our bodies mechanically. You forget that the extraterrestrial life that exists will definitely have things like religion, politics, and all the things that we humans have coined as "Human Behavior".

Its all good.. Its all good. They can have russia.

Just because you overcooked the turkey doesn't make it an alien

scary looking fruit

What the hell? Because a freezer is the best place for this type of thing.

Why would a sentient species, ahead of the rest, evolve to have such a small, frail body? I mean just look at it's fucking arm!

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;33381102]Why would a sentient species, ahead of the rest, evolve to have such a small, frail body? I mean just look at it's fucking arm![/QUOTE] I know right?? Does it even fucking lift?? Bad attempt at joke.

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;33381102]Why would a sentient species, ahead of the rest, evolve to have such a small, frail body? I mean just look at it's fucking arm![/QUOTE] Not necessarily impossible, as when resources are scarce life will often evolve into smaller, easier to maintain bodies. We often see this with animals on small islands. (Although smaller animals can evolve to bigger sizes in said environment, strangely. This may be due to smaller, less able-body predators though.) [url]http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2007/11/071107074324.htm[/url]