French girls steal man's money as he ogles their tits - Polidicks

[url]http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/7944444/Thieves-use-breasts-to-distract-victim.html[/url] [quote=The Telegraph]Police in France are looking for two attractive female thieves who bared their breasts at a man at a cashpoint to distract him before stealing his money. The women in their 20s exposed themselves to the victim as he punched his pin code into an ATM machine in Paris. As he stared at one, the other then withdrew [b]300 euros[/b] from his account before the pair fled with the money. The incident was captured on CCTV at the cash machine on Paris’s Left Bank, but the women could not be identified, a French police spokesman said. [b]“We would advise anyone withdrawing cash from a machine to focus on what they are doing and not allow themselves to be distracted, however attractive the view,”[/b] the spokesman added.[/quote] Admit it, you guys would fall for this hook line and sinker.

Are there any pics?

I was driving down the road, saw two girls on the sidewalk with near skin tight clothes. If I didn't look back on the road when I did, I would of rammed right into the car in front of me who stopped at a redlight. [B]Moral of the story:[/B] Tits are dangerous.

[QUOTE=News Article;24168584]...then withdrew 300 euros from his account before [b]the pair[/b] fled with the money.[/QUOTE] :mmmsmug:

Sink her? I barely know her.

They didn't steal his money. They offered him a service.

A thread about tits gets six replies in a minute, while the Greece recession thread gets 2 replies period. :v: [editline]06:54PM[/editline] I'm glad Facepunch understands the real issues of the world.

that guy was such a boob

I'd do it

[QUOTE=Billiam;24168745]A thread about tits gets six replies in a minute, while the Greece recession thread gets 2 replies period. :v: [editline]06:54PM[/editline] I'm glad Facepunch understands the real issues of the world.[/QUOTE] A good portion of FP is horny teenagers, can you blame them?

How evil

They can withdraw from my vault any day. :smug:

[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;24168645]I was driving down the road, saw two girls on the sidewalk with near skin tight clothes. If I didn't look back on the road when I did, I would of rammed right into the car in front of me who stopped at a redlight. [B]Moral of the story:[/B] Tits are dangerous.[/QUOTE] Yeh, i know what you mean, many a time i have expierienced the same thing.

I wouldn't mind making a deposit in that facility. Just kidding, they probably have ten kinds of crabs.

[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;24168645]I was driving down the road, saw two girls on the sidewalk with near skin tight clothes. If I didn't look back on the road when I did, I would of rammed right into the car in front of me who stopped at a redlight. [B]Moral of the story:[/B] Tits are dangerous.[/QUOTE] Hot girls are dangerous and shouldn't be allowed to walk within viewing distance of a road. I nearly did the same thing about a week ago.

BRB buying wallets.

[url]http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE67H1YP20100818[/url] Too, late guys it seems that they were caught. Also they worked on women too.

Reminds me of that Dave Allen sketch where the 2 men and a woman team up to rob a car on the highway. The men hides behind a bush and the woman waits for the car. When the car comes she starts showing off and the driver stares at her and drives right into the bush... Does anyone know if that sketch is on youtube? It's hilarious!

I walked into the same pole twice staring at the soccer girl's tits as they played on the field.

14 and 12? :wtc:

[QUOTE=Reuters;24185665]The 14-year old girls were taken to the Paris prosecutor's office to face charges while a 12 year-old accomplice was placed in a home, police said. [/QUOTE] Apparently the article is misleading or has their facts incorrect. Also 14 years old?

[QUOTE=Globex;24189148]Apparently the article is misleading or has their facts incorrect. Also 14 years old?[/QUOTE] Thats what the report leads to. Unless they meant to hit the "2" button twice.

Why is it that every news thread we make that involves boobs, the female or females in question always turns out to be underaged....

Sounds like a fair deal, a little steep, but worth it if they were high quality.

[QUOTE=Testabar;24189545]Why is it that every news thread we make that involves boobs, the female or females in question always turns out to be underaged....[/QUOTE] Because we can never have nice things.

Was the guy called Dan?

[QUOTE=Cpt. Private;24191058]Was the guy called Dan?[/QUOTE] Dude..

[QUOTE=Cpt. Private;24191058]Was the guy called Dan?[/QUOTE] I think the tits were Dan

i guess you could say they made a booby trap