Student stabs himself with pen to "prove god exists", attacks police - Polidicks

[QUOTE=ExplodingGuy;29163957]Yeah, a man stabbing himself with a pen, to prove a god exists, isn't an emergency, is it?[/QUOTE] Not at virginia tech. It's more like a mildly alarming event to them.

:foxnews: Evil Atheists make Devout Christian almost stab himself to death, provoked him to attack Officers of the Peace! More at 11. :foxnews: Anyway, what I find most fucked up about this article is: [quote]“They told me to hang up and call 911,” Duvall said.[/quote] Why the fuck couldn't they send officers and handle getting more people who would be able to help involved? What the fuck is that? It's amazing what extreme faith can do to people's mentalities.

[quote]“We don’t believe in assaulting people,” Schrand said. “We’re very against assaulting people.”[/quote] I'm also very against assaulting people. It's like my least favourite thing to do.

hah. "Christians"

That was my first ever news pun, I'm so proud of it.

"Jesus said to him, "[b]On the other hand[/b], it is written, 'YOU SHALL NOT PUT THE LORD YOUR GOD TO THE TEST.'" Matthew 4:7

Is the pen still mightier than the sword?

Proving Gods existence by stabbing your hand does sound quite illogical to me. They should've let him keep on going, at some point he'd die and I guess he would then know the answer.

And If he did die, at least he would know the devil existed.

He tried to summon god with blood magic.

Look at this, people are stabbing themselves because of religion. It's sad.

i see very few pen- I mean puns here

Blood to the Blood god.

[quote]“If it had been a more [B]streamlined pen,[/B] I would have expected it to go through,” Schrand said.[/quote] Such a hipster.

How does stabbing yourself in the hand with a pen prove that god exists? The only thing I can think of is that he tried to make a hole in his palms as if he had been nailed to a cross like a certain son of god.

[QUOTE=WPlayer;29165567]How does stabbing yourself in the hand with a pen prove that god exists? The only thing I can think of is that he tried to make a hole in his palms as if he had been nailed to a cross like a certain son of god.[/QUOTE] You don't understand because you don't have faith, duh.

More like proving that he's a fucking idiot.

Even more proof that religion is a mental defect.

For an apparently extremely religious guy he seems to have missed the part on the Bible that says to never put God to the test and the part that says suicide is a one-way ticket to Hell.

[QUOTE=Electrocuter;29167662]For an apparently extremely religious guy he seems to have missed the part on the Bible that says to never put God to the test and the part that says suicide is a one-way ticket to Hell.[/QUOTE] I don't know about you, but I doubt stabbing myself in the hand would kill me.

[QUOTE=Proj3ct_ZeRo;29163553]Wow really?......... well im convinced....... also what the fuck is with all the religious nutjob news lately?[/QUOTE] Because people just love a good rightwing repoblicunt to bash.

[QUOTE=Crimor;29167700]I don't know about you, but I doubt stabbing myself in the hand would kill me.[/QUOTE] He started at the hand, but if you read he started heading up higher towards the wrist until some dude stopped him.

[QUOTE=MoarFunz;29165445]Blood to the Blood god.[/QUOTE] Pens for the Pen Throne.

I can see the next argument relating to this "VIDEO GAMES ARE MESSING WITH CHRISTIANS"

:foxnews: Satanic Atheists Drive Devout Teenager to Near Suicide How the fuck do you even break a police car window?

Would make more sense if he stabbed other student to try to get him to the afterlife.

Heh. I'm good friends with Schrand. She was pretty freaked out about it. [editline]14th April 2011[/editline] Pen goes in, pen comes out. Never a miscommunication. You can't explain that.

[quote]Virginia Tech[/quote] When I read this, I said to myself, "Oh boy..."

[QUOTE=Ninja Duck;29172753]When I read this, I said to myself, "Oh boy..."[/QUOTE] People here are crazy, I tell ya

[QUOTE=JoeyZ;29173410]People here are crazy, I tell ya[/QUOTE] You go here as well? [editline]14th April 2011[/editline] Year/major?