Amou Haji, 80 year old iranian man who smokes animal poop and hasn't bathed in 60 years.

[Sgt-NiallR]

[QUOTE=_Kent_;43586424]I know plenty of people who have lived to 80 without resorting to smoking animal shit.[/QUOTE]

But do those people also live in the middle of nowhere, smoke five cigarettes at a time, and refuse to bathe?

[DrTaxi]

If he looks like that on the outside... what the hell does he look like on the inside

[gk99]

[QUOTE=DrTaxi;43586740]If he looks like that on the outside... what the hell does he look like on the inside[/QUOTE]

Literally made of dirt.

[willer]

[QUOTE=Gen. Crumpets;43576649]Jesus, his skin is like something you'd see on a orc or something

[IMG]http://puu.sh/6oF7g.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

Yet velvety smooth to the touch.

It's odd to see someone who, smoking animal poop, looks on the outside almost exactly like his lungs must look on the inside. Fuck, ninja'd

[gk99]

Except his lungs are made of animal poop smoke
uhg automerge

[AK'z]

[QUOTE=doommarine23;43576839]I'm honestly more impressed that he isn't dead or diseased. 80 years old and he smokes not only 5 cigs ata time, but also animal droppings, and eats rotten meat.

You got to admit, its pretty fucking strange he got to 80[/QUOTE]

It's because he's happy

[Ninja Duck]

[QUOTE=Del91;43576713]Why did I read the comments

[t]http://puu.sh/6oFuU.png[/t][/QUOTE]

"I want to shake that man's hand!"

[Shifty Pete]

The grime has fused with his skin to the point where washing, peeling or scrubbing would tear away his skin too :V

[RobbL]

[QUOTE=Cockslap;43579417]what if orcs are normal people that just never bathed and live for a long time so it's like 100 years without a bath instead[/QUOTE]

Morgoth didn't torture elves so they became orcs, he just kept them away from soap and toothpaste for several millenia

[Rangergxi]

[QUOTE=Zakkin;43582225]He's fucking 80 though, he's gotta be doing SOMETHING right[/QUOTE]

The worlds oldest man said that the key to living a long life was small meal portions.

[Curls]

20 baths later, a clean haircut and shave, nail clipping, I wonder what he would look like

nail grinding, rather

[t]http://www.normanmachinetool.com/products/11_29_11_BALDOR%2010%20INCH%20INDUSTRIAL%20GRINDER%201022WD_1.jpg[/t]

[MILKE]

All jokes aside, his immune system must be fucking rock solid. I would love if someone could do some tests on his system to see just how though it must be