• The Guardian talks about how the furry fandom ruined the Sonic franchise
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furries are fucking weird
Gee, I wonder why this article is complete shit. (spoilers the author was a statue-porn era kotaku writer)
statue porn?
[QUOTE=Hamsterjuice;44465579]statue porn?[/QUOTE] Yeah, kotaku can be fit into two eras; the main reason being that they're completely opposite. The first is the "statue porn" era, where they'd often write articles which were pretty much softcore, named after articles which are a paragraph long about [URL="http://kotaku.com/5550040/mai-shiranui-all-cheeky//all"]anime statues[/URL]. Then some time around the time of that Anita Sarkesian kickstarter, they did a complete 180 and started appealing to the same crowd as it. They still occasionally feature statue porn, but generally only when it's someone like nintendo so they can say "[URL="http://kotaku.com/5987465/um-this-sure-is-a-lot-of-ass-cheek-for-a-nintendo-licensed-product/all"]um that's a little un-family friendly[/URL]" [editline];[/editline] Basically what I mean is when it was total garbage, as opposed to now where it's just kind of really terrible.
[QUOTE=Hamsterjuice;44465579]statue porn?[/QUOTE] i assume he is referring to those japanese action figures, some which are actually pornographic [IMG]http://i01.i.aliimg.com/img/pb/755/652/455/455652755_517.jpg[/IMG] amusingly i did a google search and one of the first results was an obama action figure lol. [IMG]http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01245/obama-story-3_1245534c.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01245/obama-story-2_1245535c.jpg[/IMG] edit: beaten lol.
[QUOTE=HAKKAR!!!;44465453]furries are fucking weird[/QUOTE] And this is the start of the thread getting closed.
Is writing about fetish art how you become a journalist these days? The New York Times should call up everyone in the DeviantArt Appreciation Station.
[QUOTE=Rika-chan;44464679]Not by Sonic Team, doesn't count Lost World is pretty bad from what I heard though [editline]5th April 2014[/editline] I am still upset the Steins;Gate porno got canceled [editline]5th April 2014[/editline][/QUOTE] Sonic Lost world wasn't gamebreakingly series-ruining bad. It was just kinda bland. I'd still play it over most of the post SA2 games.
[QUOTE=J!NX;44464926]Star Fox is even more fucked then[/QUOTE] It pretty much is since Nintendo hasn't released a new star fox in ages just an HD port of 64 for 3ds. I vaguely remember the project director for the last major game said he thought it was dominated by furrys
[QUOTE=Wizards Court;44465637] [IMG]http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01245/obama-story-3_1245534c.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01245/obama-story-2_1245535c.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Where do I Pre-order?
[QUOTE=Saxon;44466128]It pretty much is since Nintendo hasn't released a new star fox in ages just an HD port of 64 for 3ds. [/QUOTE] Kid Icarus: Uprising was originally going to be a Star Fox game, I wouldn't go there just yet than say...F-Zero.
no, mediocre/shit games did
[QUOTE]The new design was critiqued for making Sonic’s legs longer than they’ve ever been – it must be so that he can have one foot in our distant past and the other one who knows where.[/QUOTE] Oh yeah! :D
I think the thing with Sonic was that the games seemed a bit...too ambitious. i mean it started off slowly just with Sonic/Eggman, the cast grew slowly with Tails (2), Knuckles (3), maybe even Amy (CD/R) despite seemingly being retooled in 3D era. it seemed like a large shift to go from 2D based games with somewhat grim plot to 3D games where villains literally plops out of nowhere, even Eggman is shoved aside by some other villain who upstages him. Canon is weird, characters came by the boatload, most reoccurring characters sharing similar appearances. as good as the 2 Adventure games were, chances are they're the games that attracted the most bile...and the most new age fans. you could say that the Sonic series might be more likely to wind up hurt, just because they constantly attempt to add random non-animal characters for story or non-eggman villains. Elise? Shahra? how about the weird series swerves like Excalibur Sonic, Werehog Sonic? Or maybe the whole Sonic thing came about because it attempted to be a rival to Mario. Like Sonic, Mario introduces characters all the time, but most only exist in spinoff games (Fawful, Waluigi), so the cast is naturally just the main 4 (Mario/Luigi/Peach/Bowser), they have no canon to speak of besides small throwbacks to other games, the series rarely stumbled except for possibly Galaxy 2 and that was just because of the allegations of reused content and fan-favourite Rosalina doesn't appear [sp]until the after-game[/sp]. as a series, the cast is static but the platforming can go in different ways. Still unusual how Rosalina suddenly jumped from one-time game character, to featuring in Mario Kart 7, to eventually becoming playable, to becoming a NEWCOMER in Smash Bros 4. and the Kart thing wouldn't look so glancing ages ago since she came with Queen Bee, Wiggler and a Lakitu: Mario Kart is a series where [B]Baby[/B] Daisy is invented from whole cloth and Funky Kong came from nowhere for some random reason. (Metal Mario is almost mainstream at this point. within the Kart seires) Probably too much yapping, but a major problem with the Sonic series is that it's a one trick pony, Sonic gets all the spotlight despite characters who has their own thing. Tails hasn't done anything with machines since Adventure 2 (?). and Knuckles is there as part of the "main 3" despite the Master/Chaos Emerald(s) not being relevant to the plot. as far as what's revealed about Sonic Boom so far, i have to give them that.
It seems that as the series has become more and more of a corpse the fanbase has become more and more weirder and with 20 years of rot now in the series its really become noticeable. Sad thing is that its taken the reputation of the old Mega Drive games (And Sonic CD) along with it.
[QUOTE=-Steve-;44464304]I really don't think fans can ruin anything that you like unless you didn't care too much for it in the first place. Yeah what they do can be offensive and outright wrong, but that can't ruin the series for you. My fond memories of playing Sonic 3 can't be erased because of Crystal the Hedgehog's erotic fan-fiction. That's rather silly to say something is ruined because of some questionable people.[/QUOTE] Fans ruined MLP. [editline]6th April 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=J!NX;44464926]Star Fox is even more fucked then[/QUOTE] It's not a popular enough series to be overrun by furries.
[QUOTE=Cptn_pedo;44468626]Fans ruined MLP. [editline]6th April 2014[/editline] It's not a popular enough series to be overrun by furries.[/QUOTE] Krystal porn seems to swarm furry sites actually
[QUOTE=AJ10017;44464897]I can say, being a furry, sonic had no influence on me being one at all. And in my opinion, furries did not destroy the franchise. It was fucked when sega stopped producing consoles. Some sonic games are enjoyable though :P[/QUOTE] T'was a mix of both. Even if one weren't there, the other would still fuck it over. [editline]6th April 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=J!NX;44468646]Krystal porn seems to swarm furry sites actually[/QUOTE] Shit hasn't officially hit the fan until there's furry porn on 4chan, dA, & furrifinity. Lastly, if the devs at least say something about it, then shit has hit the fan.
[QUOTE=Cptn_pedo;44468649]T'was a mix of both. Even if one weren't there, the other would still fuck it over. [editline]6th April 2014[/editline] Shit hasn't officially hit the fan until there's furry porn on 4chan, dA, & furrifinity. Lastly, if the devs at least say something about it, then shit has hit the fan.[/QUOTE] VVV NSFL VVV [url]http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/016/1/1/starfox___krystal_by_unrealfox-d4mj41e.png[/url] [url]http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2014/042/b/6/krystal_vore_by_blackemberdragon455-d761dah.png[/url] [url]http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/221/b/e/i__d_like_to_join_you_by_alonguy-d45yf2v.png[/url] [url]http://d.facdn.net/art/lesang/1320822277.lesang_anjuneko_krystal_loves_ponies_text_fa.jpg[/url] ^^^ NSFL ^^^ furaffinity krystal: found 27670 times in 12290 documents rating ADULT dude like seriously you don't even know starfox adventures was a bad game and yet krystal is like the baseline for bad furry porn
[QUOTE=J!NX;44468673]VVV NSFL VVV [url]http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/016/1/1/starfox___krystal_by_unrealfox-d4mj41e.png[/url] [url]http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2014/042/b/6/krystal_vore_by_blackemberdragon455-d761dah.png[/url] [url]http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/221/b/e/i__d_like_to_join_you_by_alonguy-d45yf2v.png[/url] [url]http://d.facdn.net/art/lesang/1320822277.lesang_anjuneko_krystal_loves_ponies_text_fa.jpg[/url] ^^^ NSFL ^^^ furaffinity krystal: found 27670 times in 12290 documents rating ADULT dude like seriously you don't even know starfox adventures was a bad game and yet krystal is like the baseline for bad furry porn[/QUOTE] MLP did worse to these sites.
I'm just glad that Andrew Hussie isn't bothered by the fanfics & porno.
[QUOTE=IGotWorms;44464798]I don't think I ever even heard of furries until sometime after 2000.[/QUOTE] I actually wrote a paper and did a presentation about furries for my Anthropology class a few years back. Virtually no one in my class had seen or heard of them outside a few CSI viewers. Interestingly enough, a few years later, almost everyone I know has heard of and even seen at least one brony. In a tiny amount of time bronies attracted more attention to themselves than the furry fandom did in 10 years. I find it hilarious that they managed to become so hated, MLP/Brony shit is as bannable as gore on many sites.
Every fandom is full of fanatical people, that doesn't mean that the whole thing itself is bad, MLP or Star Fox for example. Sonic on the other hand isn't even that great,fans aside, i mean, it's getting good again, the last titles were good (Lost World too, even if most of the reviews are mixed),but it had a problematic past with all those crappy games with a bad camera, boring gameplay, a fanfic-like story, and gimmicky additions
[QUOTE=FlakAttack;44468825] Interestingly enough, a few years later, almost everyone I know has heard of and even seen at least one brony. In a tiny amount of time bronies attracted more attention to themselves than the furry fandom did in 10 years. I find it hilarious that they managed to become so hated, MLP/Brony shit is as bannable as gore on many sites.[/QUOTE] Bronies are like the life and death of the entire furry fandom squeezed into just a few years :v:
[QUOTE=Cptn_pedo;44468807]I'm just glad that Andrew Hussie isn't bothered by the fanfics & porno.[/QUOTE] because he just turns it into a joke; the post-act 5 fanbase still manages to fuck with homestuck nonetheless (e.g. peachy) the fantroll portion of the fanbase is on the same level as the sonic OC fandom (except at least with sonic OCs once in a while you see one that ISNT dogshit)
[QUOTE=J!NX;44468673]VVV NSFL VVV [URL]http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/016/1/1/starfox___krystal_by_unrealfox-d4mj41e.png[/URL] [URL]http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2014/042/b/6/krystal_vore_by_blackemberdragon455-d761dah.png[/URL] [URL]http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/221/b/e/i__d_like_to_join_you_by_alonguy-d45yf2v.png[/URL] [URL]http://d.facdn.net/art/lesang/1320822277.lesang_anjuneko_krystal_loves_ponies_text_fa.jpg[/URL] ^^^ NSFL ^^^ furaffinity krystal: found 27670 times in 12290 documents rating ADULT dude like seriously you don't even know starfox adventures was a bad game and yet krystal is like the baseline for bad furry porn[/QUOTE] But I enjoyed Adventures. [QUOTE=Aphtonites;44469995]Bronies are like the life and death of the entire furry fandom squeezed into just a few years :v:[/QUOTE] Except that neither are anywhere near close to death.
Uh, no. Bad developers ruined the franchise.
[QUOTE=J!NX;44468673]starfox adventures was a bad game[/QUOTE] I'm probably the very few people who enjoyed that game even though it had nothing to do with starfox
[QUOTE=Aphtonites;44469995]Bronies are like the life and death of the entire furry fandom squeezed into just a few years :v:[/QUOTE] I doubt the furry fandom will ever come close to ending :P
[QUOTE=AJ10017;44470965]I doubt the furry fandom will ever come close to ending :P[/QUOTE] the basic foundations of the fandom are so broad that i dont think its possible to
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