I wonder if they found it inside of a migrating coconut being carried by two swallows.
come on guys, i expected more monty python jokes
[QUOTE=Lordgeorge16;44431315]I wonder if they found it inside of a migrating coconut being carried by two swallows.
come on guys, i expected more monty python jokes[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Lordgeorge16;44431315]I wonder if they found it inside of a migrating coconut being carried by two swallows.
come on guys, i expected more monty python jokes[/QUOTE]
Swallows? Be serious. It was found by an excavation team from the Castle Aaaaaaaaggghh
[QUOTE=Zinayzen;44430971]if indiana jones taught me anything drinking from that will turn me into a skeleton
that doesn't look like something jesus would use[/QUOTE]
True, if anything it'd be a cheap copper mug or a wooden cup with a gold rim.
Besides it was probably just a metaphor for the blood of God and all that Eucharistic stuff about "eat of my flesh and drink of my blood, and thou shalt live forever", wherein even the simplest of vessels could hold the power of the sun. Hell they coulda poured the wine into coconut shells and we'd be searching for the Holy Coconuts. Which in itself sounds like something that Robin woulda said if he and Batman were trapped on a tropical island.
[QUOTE=Gwoodman;44431162]Retrieve DNA samples and create Clone-Jesus[/QUOTE]
Cloning historical figures would be so cool
[QUOTE=Boba_Fett;44431300]Yeah it's funky. I guess people weren't really good at keeping records back then.[/QUOTE]
It's Anno Domini, Latin for "In the Year of Our Lord," in other words, his birthday, not his death.
Wasn't the whole Holy Grail thing started with the legend of King Arthur, though?
fill it with booze and get crunk
[QUOTE=T553412;44431365]Wasn't the whole Holy Grail thing started with the legend of King Arthur, though?[/QUOTE]
Maybe the huge search for it was popularized in the King Arthur legend, but the cup is - or was, if it was destroyed - real. It's been long sought after by the church, along with any other relics from that period that were associated with Christ.
[QUOTE=T553412;44431365]Wasn't the whole Holy Grail thing started with the legend of King Arthur, though?[/QUOTE]
The holy grail legend proper is Arthurian. Properly speaking, the holy 'grail' should be called the holy chalice.
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They chose poorly
[QUOTE=Fort83;44431376]Couldn't they just take off the shit that was added to it to get down to the plain version, if it is the real thing that is.[/QUOTE]
Chances are, some of that stuff is glued/tacked/nailed/screwed into the original grail. You would likely end up totally destroying it.
[QUOTE=Rents;44431078]Wait for the second coming and ask.[/QUOTE]
I'll do that, and figure out the key to walking on water. That's all I care about from the Bible.
[QUOTE=Gwoodman;44431162]Retrieve DNA samples and create Clone-Jesus[/QUOTE]
call him 'Jewtwo'
[QUOTE=BANNED USER;44431546]I'll do that, and figure out the key to walking on water. That's all I care about from the Bible.[/QUOTE]
[video=youtube;HLSIHYbedII]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLSIHYbedII[/video]
well, you did ask for the key :v:
I have seen 4 burial dresses of Jesus within my twentysomething years.
It only took us a few centuries
Which servant claimed it?
So how did the scientists persuade the French to let them study it? Did they have to agree to be taunted the whole while?
[QUOTE=Mio Akiyama;44430970]Bullshit, Jesus wouldn't drink from a cup that extravagant[/QUOTE]
Maybe the holy grail was actually made of wood? Or wood with the resistance of an iron? Jesus could do stuff like that!
There's no way that the real holy grail even still exists. Wood doesn't last that long, and unless someone was keeping track of it, it would have been impossible to find.
[QUOTE=Helix Snake;44432536]There's no way that the real holy grail even still exists. Wood doesn't last that long, and unless someone was keeping track of it, it would have been impossible to find.[/QUOTE]
Hey for all we know it might have originally been made of petrified wood.
you will become, a true BELIEVER
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[QUOTE=Orkel;44431145][I]If[/I] that is the real Grail, the gold and shit got added on over the centuries by the church and random owners. The original would be buried inside.[/QUOTE]
Break it apart and find out then!
I think this is in order.
[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw4le4xXNDU[/url]
[QUOTE=Lordgeorge16;44431315]I wonder if they found it inside of a migrating coconut being carried by two swallows.
come on guys, i expected more monty python jokes[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=RobbL;44431361]Cloning historical figures would be so cool[/QUOTE]
DNA makes for surprisingly little of what you are.
They might look quite a bit alike, but not act alike at all.
Your experiences form your personality a lot.
That is clearly not a coffee mug that says "JESUS."
[QUOTE=Gwoodman;44431162]Retrieve DNA samples and create Clone-Jesus[/QUOTE]
We already tried that already and he ended up forming a band called foo fighters
what if they filled it with wine and it does whatever the grail does.
christianity proved real, every other proved false, and all of us burn in eternal hellfire?
[QUOTE=spectator1;44432528]Maybe the holy grail was actually made of wood? Or wood with the resistance of an iron? Jesus could do stuff like that![/QUOTE]
It's obviously a fake, either that or we're supposed to believe someone didn't blow it up this time.
Fucking Emiyas.
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