• Science Confirms: The Pull-Out Method Is Not Great For Avoiding Pregnancy
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[QUOTE=fruxodaily;41886935]What if she see's this post when shes older and learns she was a mistake[/QUOTE] If shes on FP to begin with, shes make a terrible mistake.
[QUOTE=fruxodaily;41886935]What if she see's this post when shes older and learns she was a mistake[/QUOTE] A girl on FP? Pfft :v:
Didn't somebody on Facepunch make a thread saying he did this? :v:
Just go gay and stop worrying about it so much, you heteros overcomplicate everything
In Sex Ed, we learned that condoms are the second best way to prevent pregnancy. The first was waiting. Some guy stood up and asked the teacher, "Well what if I want to explore my urges?" And the fucking teacher's reaction was the best thing ever. "Why do you think God gave you two hands?"
Wait, so pulling out and coming on her tits leads to pregnancy? I'm so fucked! But seriously, when are people pulling out? Just as they're ejaculating?
coitusinterruptus.tumblr.com shit it's already taken
I love how it's like that and yet my brother along with his miss have been trying for a baby for months.
[QUOTE=megafat;41887023]Wait, so pulling out and coming on her tits leads to pregnancy? I'm so fucked! But seriously, when are people pulling out? Just as they're ejaculating?[/QUOTE] It can buddy, where there is a hole and sperm, there is a way. I was saying this very same thing a few months ago.
[QUOTE=FinalHunter;41887031]17% condom failure rate? Jesus christ I got lucky.[/QUOTE] Only with incorrect use. A condom has never failed me except for when it was sitting in my wallet for a while and must have melted a bit or something. Luckily it broke when I put it on instead of a bit later. Get your girlfriend on the pill though, it's amazing and I haven't used a condom in about a year.
The one time I did this method the girl later tells me she needs to stop with the hook ups. Worst thing to hear after doing that method.
[QUOTE=megafat;41887023]Wait, so pulling out and coming on her tits leads to pregnancy? I'm so fucked! But seriously, when are people pulling out? Just as they're ejaculating?[/QUOTE] What is precum?
That's how my sister got knocked up.
[QUOTE=gufu;41887105]What is precum?[/QUOTE] Something that doesn't contain sperm
[QUOTE=FinalHunter;41887031]17% condom failure rate? Jesus christ I got lucky.[/QUOTE] The best way to ensure condoms do what they are supposed to is to make sure that you use them correctly. That means that you pinch the tip when you put it on, you don't double up and you certainly don't just flip the thing inside out to get two uses out of it. Other helpful hints: Do a quick check to make sure that your condom doesn't have a hole in the tip when you are putting it on. Make sure that you don't dump the contents on her vag on accident when taking it off. Make sure that you put the condom on before you have sex with her, not after. That won't work. If at all possible, ask your partner to take a birth control pill before coitus. Follow these rules, don't be a fucktard, and you (most likely) won't be getting any chicks pregnant in the near future.
[QUOTE=gufu;41887105]What is precum?[/QUOTE] precum doesn't contain sperm
[QUOTE=megafat;41887023]Wait, so pulling out and coming on her tits leads to pregnancy? I'm so fucked! But seriously, when are people pulling out? Just as they're ejaculating?[/QUOTE] Pre-cum can cause pregnancies too, and even pulling out won't stop that. [editline]19th August 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=HumanAbyss;41887132]precum doesn't contain sperm[/QUOTE] But it can push sperm recently left in the urethra out.
[QUOTE=gufu;41887105]What is precum?[/QUOTE] Precum is only a fluid that cleans out the urethra before semen flows through. It doesn't contain sperm.
[QUOTE=plunger435;41887159]Pre-cum can cause pregnancies too, and even pulling out won't stop that. [editline]19th August 2013[/editline] But it can push sperm recently left in the urethra out.[/QUOTE] so pee before you have sex then either way, the statement "Precum doesn't contain sperm" is true.
[QUOTE=HumanAbyss;41887132]precum doesn't contain sperm[/QUOTE] it can contain some depending on how recently you've last ejaculated iirc but it's generally nothing to worry about
[QUOTE=geogzm;41886638]I never knew Coitus interruptus was the scientific name. Sounds like a Harry Potter spell or some shit[/QUOTE] it's slang
Medicinal birth control, pulling out and a condom altogether is basically 99.999% no chance of getting pregnant. Trust me kids, it's not worth it. Wrap it thrice and pull out. My ex girlfriend had an abortion over a year ago and it was a very difficult time for both of us.
[QUOTE=TheCloak;41887237]Medicinal birth control, pulling out and a condom altogether is basically 99.999% no chance of getting pregnant. Trust me kids, it's not worth it. Wrap it thrice and pull out. My ex girlfriend had an abortion over a year ago and it was a very difficult time for both of us.[/QUOTE] You're retarded. Wearing multiple condoms increases the friction between each of them, increasing the chance of having a rupture in all of them. Wear only one condom at a time.
[QUOTE=TheCloak;41887237]Medicinal birth control, pulling out and a condom altogether is basically 99.999% no chance of getting pregnant. Trust me kids, it's not worth it. Wrap it thrice and pull out. My ex girlfriend had an abortion over a year ago and it was a very difficult time for both of us.[/QUOTE] I think your girlfriend might have just broken up with you after seeing the three condoms at once.
The 2% failure rate for a condom is if you use one each day for an entire year.
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;41886855]How does one even manage to use it incorrectly? It's a fairly simple operation.[/QUOTE] Instructions unclear. Got dick stuck in cond.... wait.
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;41886957]A girl on FP? Pfft :v:[/QUOTE] [url=http://facepunch.com/member.php?u=83152]You better watch out...[/url] :v:
[I]coitus interruptus[/I] sounds like a Harry Potter spell
[QUOTE=geogzm;41886638]I never knew Coitus interruptus was the scientific name. Sounds like a Harry Potter spell or some shit[/QUOTE] I don't even want to know what kind of warped and twisted fan fiction will pop up now just because you said that great job dude
It sounds like a cockblock spell Like if your roomate is having sex burst in the door in a wizard getup and shake a wand yelling "COITUS INTERRUPTUS"
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