2,500-Year-Old Preserved Human Brain Discovered - Polidicks

Damn, I never thought a brain would still exist after 2 and a half millennia worth of mouldering in a muddy pit. Must be pretty resilient, or pretty lucky, or both.

[QUOTE=Dragoshi1;28883828]That's uh....Cool. I guess. Wonder what we'll do with it. I vote implant it in a Parrot Body and see what it has to say.[/QUOTE] "Derrrrrrp, squawk!"

Wow. I mean, I know that's amazing and all since it still hasn't decomposed and all. But the only thing I really have to say is :barf:

[QUOTE=Test Card F;28885769] :downsbravo: You ruined a perfectly good thread.[/QUOTE] sure he did [QUOTE=Test Card F;28885228]How's that relevant to my post??[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Test Card F;28885534]Oh no i didn't play mass effect so i don't get a joke now i have to go spend 49.99 to buy a copy, take the hour and a half walk home, wait for it to install, start the game, watch the intro, play the entire intro stages, before finding some sort of arbitrary easteregg that is relevant to my post when you could have just explained it like a decent human being.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Test Card F;28885604]...That's it? He couldn't have used his opposable thumbs, brain matter, sentience and free will just to say that? What a prick.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Test Card F;28885616]Says the man who condemned another man to hell and back for breaking his automerge, Neanderthal. :science: strikes back.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Test Card F;28885702]Saying "Fuck you" to a man is essentially condemning him to hell, Then again you seem like the kind of person who lacks the basic cognitive processing for such an intelligent malignant comment, So. Booyah. Now let us stop posting before we derail the thread.[/QUOTE]

I wonder what it smells like.

Looks like some nice meat, I'd probably eat it if I didn't know it was a brain.

[B]Eat it[/B]

[QUOTE=Richard Simmons;28884492]Probably slightly better than the Big Mac, seeing that this actually contains meat.[/QUOTE] Richard Simmons is funny again! Yay!

I think this thread perfectly explains why this kind of discovery is usually under the radar. Idiots get lost in a piss fight and ruin it for everyone actually trying to communicate. We'll be lucky if this stays on the first page for more than an hour now :sigh:

I want it.

[QUOTE=Mr.Dounut;28886617]no it's "Why are you discussing women, and not [insert large word that doesn't need to be said to sound smart and impress people but really look like a total fucking werido] peasant"[/QUOTE] I'm not trying to sound [i]Smart,[/i] i'm overly complicating my sentences then ending them in a simple sentiment for comedic effect

[QUOTE=Test Card F;28890738]I'm not trying to sound [i]Smart,[/i] i'm overly complicating my sentences then ending them in a simple sentiment for comedic effect[/QUOTE] stop posting, it's for the greater good

Gross.

It looks delicious

I wish I had a 2,500 year old brain. Or any brain at all

Looks like my schools lasagna.

Consume it to gain their ancient knowledge. What kind of things could we expect to learn from this though?

Wow I was on that campus last Friday... same date as the article. No mention of brains when I was there... Pretty amazing anyway