• Google's Top Secret Lab Uncovered
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If it's been uncovered it's hardly Top Secret.
They should have something that detects whats in your mouth and posts it to facebook. Highschool would never be the same.
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[QUOTE=Remscar;33277558]They should have something that detects whats in your mouth and posts it to facebook. Highschool would never be the same.[/QUOTE] That'd be weird with me "wrist watch" "cell phone" "rubber band" "Dum Dum" "stick from Dum Dum"
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[QUOTE=FunnyBunny;33274392]Google is working on a space elevator!? FUCK YESSSSS[/QUOTE] They have to get to the moon somehow. It's too hard to get moon rocks these days.
I'm more worried than intrigued by this, due to fact I don't trust Google as a company. I mean I don't really trust many companies, but Google's up there with the worst offenders. Well, I'm worried about them making new ways to observe each and every single thing I do. The secret lab part I'm fine with, I just like to imagine it's like Deus Ex or something. This could be bad reading, but a secret lab full of FUN ROBOTS and CRAZY TECHNOLOGY just happens to be discovered? And the Google representative declines to comment, but does include a line about how cool and innovative Google is? I wouldn't be surprised if they orchestrated the unveiling of this super-cool-and-shiny lab of dreams as something of a PR stunt. [editline]15th November 2011[/editline] It doesn't help the article is worded in a way that makes Google sound amazing all the time.
sounds cool but [QUOTE]It’s a place where your refrigerator could be connected to the Internet, so it could order groceries when they ran low.[/QUOTE] I swear I've heard this concept before. I think it may have even been done/attempted. Not sure though. [QUOTE]Your dinner plate could post to a social network what you’re eating.[/QUOTE] FUCK no. Nobody gives a FUCK what you are eating for dinner.
[QUOTE=JoshJosh117;33280990]FUCK no. Nobody gives a FUCK what you are eating for dinner.[/QUOTE] Tell that to Twitter.
Maybe their taking ideas from search results everyone start google searching "Handheld Portal Device" DO IT. WE NEED PORTAL GUNS IN THIS WORLD.
Cave Johnson here. Now our lab boys have just informed me that this [I]Googol[/I] thing you have been testing actually contains small amounts of radioactive materials. Also, if you notice anything strange while testing, just punch it into the keyboard and see what comes up.
[QUOTE=paul simon;33275009]And slowly but surely Google is taking over the world.[/QUOTE] I am OK with this.
[QUOTE=BrainDeath;33274127]Maybe if it starts emitting dangerous gas or starts cutting holes in people?[/QUOTE] Nah man, that's stand by mode.
[QUOTE=paul simon;33275009]And slowly but surely Google is taking over the world.[/QUOTE] I don't know, a world controlled by Google doesn't sound so bad. There are many worse alternatives.
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