• Man Sues Hospital Over Erection Treatment; Seeks $2 Million
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[URL]http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2012/06/04/man-sues-hospital/[/URL] [QUOTE]A Massachusetts man has sued Yale-New Haven Hospital after he claimed staff at an affiliated health care facility did not properly treat him for a painful and chronic erection condition. Instead, Daren Scott, a bus driver from Brockton, said the staff watched television while he waited for help. According to [URL="http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/man-sues-conn-hospital-erection-treatment-16493573"]The Associated Press[/URL], Scott suffered from a condition known as priapism, a painful, rare disorder that causes the penis to stay erect for more than four hours at a time, without the cause of psychological or physical stimulation. It is most common in boys ages 5 to 10 and men ages 20 to 50. Blood-related illnesses, including sickle cell anemia, injury to the genitalia and leukemia, can contribute to priapism. Scott was reportedly driving his bus route from from Boston to New York in April 2009 when he experienced the painful erection. After dropping off the bus passengers, he went to an emergency facility, where he said staff members told him to wait in the waiting area as they watched a baseball game on television. “Yale-New Haven Hospital denies the allegations and will vigorously defend its position in court,” hospital spokesman Robert Hutchinson said in a statement.Scott is seeking $2 million in damages in the federal suit. If left untreated, priapism can result in “complete erectile dysfunction,” said Dr. Michael O’Leary, senior urologic surgeon at Brigham and Women’s Hospital in Boston. To treat the condition, O’Leary said physicians “usually aspirate blood from the penis and instill dilute phenylephrine,” a medication often used to relieve nasal discomfort caused by colds and allergies. If that fails to alleviate the erection, “surgery is appropriate,” O’Leary said. Scott said he was forced to wait a total of five hours before getting treated. Scott claims he finally underwent surgery, but it was unsuccessful and he remained in pain for months.[/QUOTE] That made my dick hurt just reading it. Poor guy.
No amount of money can settle this mans pain.
The Red Sox's season is more important.
4 hours? Jesus christ.
[QUOTE=Leonmyster;36203718]The Red Sox's season is more important.[/QUOTE] But, but your avatar. TRAITOR
If you experience and erection lasting longer than 4 hours, call more ladies
$2 million dollars seem like too much imho.
[QUOTE=Leonmyster;36203718]The Red Sox's season is more important.[/QUOTE] He probably would've lost his erection instantly just from watching the Angels sweep the Red Sox out of the ALDS that year.
[quote]Scott said he was forced to wait a total of five hours before getting treated. Scott claims he finally underwent surgery, but it was unsuccessful and he remained in pain [b]for months.[/b][/quote] What the fuck I don't even want to imagine
The title confused me for as second, I read it as "Mary Sues Hospital over Erection Treatment" I'd say $2 million kinda matches considering the people at the desk were just jerking around while his dick was dying, it's just wrong to watch TV while something like that is going on.
If you experience and erection lasting longer than 4 hours, call a doctor, she's probably stopped breathing.
[QUOTE=Pie108;36203784]$2 million dollars seem like too much imho.[/QUOTE] you never get what you sue for
I've had an on and off erection for twelve hours once. Extreme masturbation session. Games, Full porn movies, etc. Just to see how far I could go. It actually got boring so I just decided to end it all and rub one off. Wasn't even nice.
Poor bastard.
[QUOTE=NightmareXx;36204352]you never get what you sue for[/QUOTE] This is why we often see people suing for over $100 million at a time. It is guaranteed that the Judge and the Jury will force it down by only fractional increments during a heated case, and half of or even a third of $100 million is still a damn lot to get out of a lawsuit.
[IMG]http://www.solidprinciples.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/margaret-thatcher.jpg[/IMG] problem solved
[QUOTE=Charybdis;36206578][IMG]http://www.solidprinciples.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/margaret-thatcher.jpg[/IMG] problem solved[/QUOTE] god damn it you made it worse
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