inb4 this is actually a brilliant ruse by Best Korea to create a "the boy who cried wolf"- effect to lull the imperialist into a false sense of security and strike when they least expect it.
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Just nuke em and get it over with.
Just look at it like a legless gorilla or a brain damaged midget roaring and beating its chest. Kim Jong Un is incredibly cruel and possibly insane, but I doubt he's stupid enough to try to get a single person or tank past the border.
That's definitely a Laserguided title name.
What if they are doing the whole "The buy who cried wolf" thing?
Teasing and teasing and teasing so that we're dulled towards it before they finally strike when we're not expecting it.
Not that I think they'll manage to do much anyways. But it could all be part of the plan.
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;43311703]I'm sure North Korea could make it to at least the suburbs of Seoul if they launched a full invasion, if not further.
Sure their equipment is dated, but it's still operational for what it's used for and don't underestimate the sheer numbers of their military.
Just because a tank is a couple decades old doesn't mean it can't run or fire a shell into a building.[/QUOTE]
yes but south Koreas military has a lot of modern anti tank missles that would garentee a kill each time and any tanks that respond from SK could pummel the norths advancing armor, no NK would start with a bombardment followed by an attack, they have probably more artillery pieces than the Germans in ww1
[QUOTE][B]"without any prior notice" [/B][/QUOTE]
Uh...ok
Nuclear fallout here we come!
The war he warns of will be without notice. We have a notice here. No war is gonna happen.
The day no threat is made, however...
[quote]Kim visited the Command of Large Combined Unit 526[/quote]
Hahahaha, what? Do they really name them like this?
[QUOTE=tinhead50;43314011]Hahahaha, what? Do they really name them like this?[/QUOTE]
The British still have things like "Horse artillery" regiments.
"Get ready for combat."
"We already are from the last time you said that."
"[i]Get [b]super[/b] ready.[/i]"
[QUOTE=Omali;43311463][img]http://ddinews.gov.in/Home%20-%20Top%20Story/PublishingImages/kimJong.jpg[/img]
I want a White Castle there.[/QUOTE]
Why is the dude on right so shiny?
Must be sweating a lot. Maybe Kim is telling him which tree they are going to impale him on if his regiment fails the praise quota.
[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;43315229]Why is the dude on right so shiny?
Must be sweating a lot. Maybe Kim is telling him which tree they are going to impale him on if his regiment fails the praise quota.[/QUOTE]
Shiny because his blood is gold.
He's such a cock.. so glad the NK citizens are rebelling against him. Cunt can't hold control any more.
[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;43315229]Why is the dude on right so shiny?
Must be sweating a lot. Maybe Kim is telling him which tree they are going to impale him on if his regiment fails the praise quota.[/QUOTE]
That guy's in his retinue. You can see him in a lot of other photos of Kim.
I wonder who he is exactly?
[QUOTE=tinhead50;43314011]Hahahaha, what? Do they really name them like this?[/QUOTE]
It's a direct translation, of course it sounds stupid.
If he waves his dick around anymore than he already is a bird might eat it.
Kim: General where are my Christmas puddings.
General: we have none left sir
Kim: God dammit , prepair the army. Tomorrow we raid M&S.
[QUOTE=archangel125;43311790]Childish shit from NK. I'd really love to see Kim-Jong-Un (And the North Korean government in general) experience some sort of massively severe public embarrassment, of such a great magnitude it shuts them up for the next fifty years or so.[/QUOTE]I'm putting together a team for that very purpose. Remember when I said we should just steal those two massive bronze statues?
Well, I've upgraded that idea to AWESOME status. Plan is to kidnap a few thousand workers from those construction projects in the UAE, have them build [i]the biggest catapult you or I will ever imagine[/i] and launch those statues at the mountains. Crazy, you say? Yeah, it might be crazy, hell, I might be crazy.
[i]Crazy like a fox.[/i]
[editline]26th December 2013[/editline]
[i]On methamphetamine.[/i]
I find it weird how he executes his uncle and then takes the offensive with SK again. Maybe Uncle Kim realized that both South Korea and USA are more advanced and pressed for no action?
[QUOTE=Psychokitten;43315829]That guy's in his retinue. You can see him in a lot of other photos of Kim.
I wonder who he is exactly?[/QUOTE]
Upcoming and rising general thats showing potential? He has one star and looks a lot younger compared to the four-stars that follow Kim Jong Un around.
[QUOTE=Midas22;43317285]I find it weird how he executes his uncle and then takes the offensive with SK again. Maybe Uncle Kim realized that both South Korea and USA are more advanced and pressed for no action?[/QUOTE]
No, he's just flexin' the ol' muscles for the peers after purging the top, to show he still got it.
Aye he has a new fresh cut.
[QUOTE=Midas22;43317285]I find it weird how he executes his uncle and then takes the offensive with SK again. Maybe Uncle Kim realized that both South Korea and USA are more advanced and pressed for no action?
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It's a distraction from the executions which many North Koreans were upset about.
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