Young students added a "special" man-juice ingredient in their peers brownies. - Polidicks

[QUOTE=thisispain;28085433]australian huh well then never mind the testicles thing, that won't work on you hehehhe[/QUOTE] yeah, nah, we live in a country where common spiders are 10x bigger than the wussy shit you get. Ill fucking bash ye, ye cunt

[QUOTE=bravehat;28085568]Imagine someone came on your face in the middle of the street, you'd want something done about it, but hey since you didn't get hurt nothing happens.[/QUOTE] Honestly, unless the guy who did it had AIDS or something, I really wouldn't care much. I'd just wipe it off and be done with it.

This is why you only eat store bought food in schools in america. Most schools will not allow home cooked food to be brought in on food days.

[QUOTE=Agent_Wesker;28085994]The boys made the semen brownies in a bedroom? Did they all "make" them at the same time?[/QUOTE] It's pretty clear this was all just an excuse for them to circle jerk and live out their repressed (obviously not well enough) homosexual urges.

I came for the brownies.

The frosting was clearly delicious

[QUOTE=Contag;28086438]It's pretty clear this was all just an excuse for them to circle jerk and live out their repressed (obviously not well enough) homosexual urges.[/QUOTE] Actually they were just playing Call of Duty, the semen was just a side effect.

[quote]When contacted the school nurse to see if there was any danger of infection, something that should not have been, and students had the opportunity to speak with a nurse. [/quote] Yeah, jizz is pretty fucking dangerous. I once killed a whole town by jizzing into their water supply.

Eeew.

[QUOTE=Murkat;28085536]Is it just the article being overblown or are they really stupid enough to think putting semen in brownies is a criminal offense? Granted it's fairly disgusting but it's not like anyone was hurt.[/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure it's a form of assault.

[QUOTE=Murkat;28085536]Is it just the article being overblown or are they really stupid enough to think putting semen in brownies is a criminal offense? Granted it's fairly disgusting but it's not like anyone was hurt.[/QUOTE] not hurt? the people who ate the brownies could have a huge impact on their social life

[QUOTE=Killerelf12;28087495]I'm pretty sure it's a form of assault.[/QUOTE] Hahahaha...

[QUOTE=Legend286;28087962]Hahahaha...[/QUOTE] Sexual assault to be specific.

I bet these brownies are healthier then normal ones. High in protein, and sperm is apperantly filled with anti-oxidants. V:v:V

I bet they also made the brownies with another bodily function.

Something similar to this happened at one of the highschools around here a couple years ago, someone decided to jerk it into the ranch dressing that was put on the salads. Everyone who had it had to be tested for STDs and whatnot and the guy got arrested for battery.

Oh god, why are those things always here in Norway? Wasn't me!

[QUOTE=Dr_Funk;28085349]Pfft, you're piss-weak. It's called discipline, mate. E: All these fucking bleeding hearts around here, "Wah wah that's grievous bodily harm etc. etc. etc." Mental and physical scarring my arse, just toughen the fuck up.[/QUOTE] GBH is wounding or severe bone breaks. You'd have to use a weapon to do enough damage to cause it, whether you did or not the use of a weapon classifys any injury as GBH, frankly you deserve the sentence if you do either. [QUOTE=Legend286;28087962]Hahahaha...[/QUOTE] Assault isn't exactly the definition most people think it is, it is defined as "Causing fear of the application of immediate force" or something along those lines. Sorry for the Law points, I'm doing it at college and frankly if you got it flaunt it.

Eeeh Depends on what genders ate it. If it was mostly guys, they're so gay (but understandable as a funny joke).

This reminds me of this one movie I watched where they had a dog ejaculate into a cake or something so they could get back at somebody. Can't remember the movie though.

I thought everyone did this.

[QUOTE=PaChIrA;28091039]This reminds me of this one movie I watched where they had a dog ejaculate into a cake or something so they could get back at somebody. Can't remember the movie though.[/QUOTE] Fuck, I seem to recall having watched that movie... I don't know the title either though :l

[QUOTE=Zondac;28091054]Fuck, I seem to recall having watched that movie... I don't know the title either though :l[/QUOTE] Van Wilder: Party Liaison?

Let's put it this way. 9 out of 10 times semen gets put in some form of baked good, it ends with everyone doing a spit take and laughing as the credits close, or furiously masturbating to the erotic fetishist material. This is the 1 out of 10 times that instead we procede to court, do not pass go and do not get to imagine super models winking as they take a bite.

[QUOTE=Legend286;28087962]Hahahaha...[/QUOTE] In the same sense that spitting at someone is assault.

[QUOTE=Dr_Funk;28085315]Nah I'd just beat the shit out of him.[/QUOTE] lol, and you call yourself a christian.

that's gross my god but its funny for damn sure.

Wouldn't cooking the brownies sterilize the semen anyway?

[QUOTE=Dr_Funk;28085424]Watch it mate, I'm Australian; some of our youths are internationally superior at getting drunk and attacking minorities to everyone else. Mate.[/QUOTE] I'm Canadian and I can stare down winter and win.

[QUOTE=PEn1s lol;28093820]I'm Canadian and I can stare down winter and win.[/QUOTE] I'm from Wisconsin. Slipping on the ice and falling actually healed my knee yesterday.