3/15 Primaries - "I can't believe it's not Bernie! ®" Edition, Paid for by Hillary for America
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[QUOTE=person11;49937879]don't expect more miracles like Michigan
miracles don't tend to happen often?[/QUOTE]
He doesn't need a miracle to win in Illinois, Missouri or Ohio. And he doesn't need a miracle to keep the vote close in Florida or North Carolina. Which is all he needs to do to stay in the race.
A four win scenario or five win scenario would be a miracle.
Let's analyze the facts:
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/R8VN9Ee.png[/IMG]
[B]Who leads?
[/B]
[B]Hilliary Clinton[/B]: 99 polls
[B]Bernie Sanders[/B]: In only 1 poll; Fox News.
Still think Sanders will surge to victory?
[QUOTE=Starpluck;49937904][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/R8VN9Ee.png[/IMG]
[B]Who leads?[/B]
Hilliary Clinton: 99 polls
Bernie Sanders: In only 1 poll.
Still think Sanders will surge to victory?[/QUOTE]
i imagined pulling the trigger on your account when i voted earlier
Are you feeling the Bern yet, Mr. Krabs?
Awesome thread title.
GL Bernie, it's not gonna happen though.
[QUOTE=TheHydra;49937908]i imagined pulling the trigger on your account when i voted earlier[/QUOTE]
Did Starpluck toxx on Bernie losing?
[QUOTE=Elspin;49937951]Did Starpluck toxx on Bernie losing?[/QUOTE]
iirc he toxxed on hillary becoming president
if she doesn't even get nominated that means permaban
[QUOTE=Elspin;49937951]Did Starpluck toxx on Bernie losing?[/QUOTE]
He toxxed on Hillary winning, or respectively, he gets banned if she doesn't win and has to eat an Israeli flag for the unban.
Personally I'd find creating an altar to Israel a more fitting punishment but whatever.
[QUOTE=Starpluck;49937904]Still think Sanders will surge to victory?[/QUOTE]
Seems like a close race to me. You're also including a huge range of old polls
[QUOTE=Doom64hunter;49937966]He toxxed on Hillary winning, or respectively, he gets banned if she doesn't win and has to eat an Israeli flag for the unban.
Personally I'd find creating an altar to Israel a more fitting punishment but whatever.[/QUOTE]
He has to eat an Israeli flag and then wipe his ass with a Palestinian flag when he shits it out iirc
yeah i think i will just take the ban instead thanks
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Any good preliminary exit poll reporting sites to follow
[QUOTE=RichyZ;49938103]if bernie gets the nomination, do we call starpluck "starfuck" if bernie wins, and "starcuck" if trump wins?[/QUOTE]
we call him banned probably
Ohio voter here. Voted early this morning. Go Sanders!
Let's go Bernie! Prove the pundits wrong.
[QUOTE=RichyZ;49938103]if bernie gets the nomination, do we call starpluck "starfuck" if bernie wins, and "starcuck" if trump wins?[/QUOTE]
we call him "banned" and then "That guy that wiped his shitty ass with the Palestinian flag"
I'm not gonna lie and say I think that it's a strong possibility that sanders will come back, but it is a possibility nonetheless.
So I am crossing those fingers today
Guys, you know you can like Bernie and support him without being delusional, right?
[QUOTE=Headhumpy;49938247]Guys, you know you can like Bernie and support him without being delusional, right?[/QUOTE]
My thoughts exactly, I vote and support him, but I'm ready for a Hiliary victory and to get some popcorn ready for when this subforum and Reddit explode into salt.
[QUOTE=Headhumpy;49938247]Guys, you know you can like Bernie and support him without being delusional, right?[/QUOTE]
Winning Michigan just moved the goal posts for the "Bernie can still win" he never had a chance to begin with.
so all the super delegates can jump ship at the end and make everything up till then redundant right?
[QUOTE=NoMan;49938148]Ohio voter here. Voted early this morning. Go Sanders![/QUOTE]
Same here.
It's a long shot to put it lightly, but I'm still gonna have fingers crossed because I really don't want to end up choosing between Trump and Clinton.
[QUOTE=JohnFisher89;49938283]Winning Michigan just moved the goal posts for the "Bernie can still win" he never had a chance to begin with.[/QUOTE]
Getting bailed out by his father's estate and most banks in the US only moved the goal posts for Trump's inevitable failure.
[QUOTE=rampageturke 2;49938341]so all the super delegates can jump ship at the end and make everything up till then redundant right?[/QUOTE]
They [I]can[/I] but they won't.
I can't wait for all the salt when Bernie loses
[QUOTE=Saxon;49938374]I can't wait for all the salt when Bernie loses[/QUOTE]
Yeah I'm looking forward to all the salt when people realize that they'll have to choose between a lying felon and the corporate equivalent of a televangelist
[QUOTE=phygon;49938359]They [I]can[/I] but they won't.[/QUOTE]
didn't they do a mass migration from hillary to obama towards the end last time
[QUOTE=rampageturke 2;49938341]so all the super delegates can jump ship at the end and make everything up till then redundant right?[/QUOTE]
hypothetically yeah but really that's not gonna happen
[QUOTE=rampageturke 2;49938341]so all the super delegates can jump ship at the end and make everything up till then redundant right?[/QUOTE]
The best case would actually probably be if Trump wins the popular vote and most delegates (not enough to "win" though) but the RNC nominates someone else and Sanders also wins popular vote but loses because of superdelegates causing both these shit parties to destroyed due to backlash. Maybe we could finally get away from this horrid system then. Though Sanders probably wouldn't run third-party like Trump almost certainly would, so Hillary would win unless she gets arrested.
[QUOTE=dai;49938387]didn't they do a mass migration from hillary to obama towards the end last time[/QUOTE]
iirc obama won the popular non-superdelegate vote so they migrated over
Unfortunately, the DNC doesn't support Bernie at all so they will likely not move over ever, even if he had won the popular non-superdelegate vote.
For some reason, the DNC doesn't realize that Hillary stands literally no chance at all against trump and will do anything to burn Bernie
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