• DarksydePhil's (DSPGaming) Entire Moderator Team Quit
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-snip ninjas n shit-
[QUOTE=Thomo_UK;46166513]I bet you it was all Kojima's doing.[/QUOTE] "DarksydePhil takes hiatus from gaming to track down Hideo Kojima and extract revenge for the dismantling of his fanbase"
This guy had an own forum?
[QUOTE=doommarine23;46166691]yes[/QUOTE] Yep it is, found it. 4:30 [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDou01sQq9E[/media] it continues in this next video [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hb8v2HvdMC0[/media]
[QUOTE=Cpn Crunch21;46166685]He's in twitch chat now, said he's making a public response.[/QUOTE] Whatever response he might make odds on he's dead meat anyway. Wouldn't be surprised if most of his so-called fanbase will blow away like dust in the wind save for the die-hards.
It would be very difficult to recover from such a blow to his infrastructure. Imagine him trying to moderate the forum all by himself: "Woooow, there are so many assholes. How do I remove this post? Seriously, this website is so bugged. I have to hit the remove button? Wooooow."
I still think it's hilarious that he hates Kojima for (amongst other things) crediting himself when necessary. In MGS3 he kept going on about him "plugging" himself, he probably has like 10 credits? But like the dude had so much influence over the MGS games. he did a lot of things and worked in a lot of areas. Should he just, like, reach 3 credits and be like "woah man i know i did all this other shit but if I do any more people might think im.. self-gratifying!!" its ridiculous. People have said DSP is a troll but I do not believe it. I genuinely think he's just dumb as hell. I'm sure he knows he tapped a market, and so deliberately doesn't IMPROVE, but I don't think he's deliberately shit. He probably makes sure to not read manuals etc though
Imagine the FP moderators doing this to garry #garrygate
DSP has a shit execution of a simple job, his entire business model if you can call it that has been obsolete for the past four years and he's persuaded otherwise, his girlfriend's an airheaded gold digger and he's literally too stupid and full of himself to fix any of these issues. His life is literally going to collapse when people stop paying attention to him.
You know that shit will go down if his moderator team is willing to give up. Besides, isn't he dead broke with all that investment he made on his house and such? It won't take long until Phil goes full dept.
Lets not forget he "rewards" his fans by giving them collector's edition cases (not the games).
He's like the Tom Preston of Video games.
[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;46166721]Yep it is, found it. 4:30 [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDou01sQq9E[/media] it continues in this next video [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hb8v2HvdMC0[/media][/QUOTE] It gets worse [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z670OgtVblE[/media] At 9:00, although the turret section right before that is also laughable So shooting a tripmine causes it to blow up in your face CLEARLY the logical course of action is to shoot the other one while standing next to it as well fucking hell
[QUOTE=Ganerumo;46166762]DSP has a shit execution of a simple job, his entire business model if you can call it that has been obsolete for the past four years and he's persuaded otherwise, his girlfriend's an airheaded gold digger and he's literally too stupid and full of himself to fix any of these issues. [B]His life is literally going to collapse when people stop paying attention to him.[/B][/QUOTE] Which is what I am fairly sure would happen to anyone that goes into online media with little actual expertise in anything other than yelling over a microphone, sure you may have a sustainable fanbase, but what happens when you eventually fuck up so hard that any interest people had in you tanks, unless you have some contingency plan made in the event you went under, you are practically fucked. I understand the argument that he was doing this for entertainment, but there is a major difference between entertainment that only succeeds because it takes advantage of an exploitable fanbase and entertainment that is genuinely good and comes as a result of some actual effort.
This whole situation might turn out to be unfortunate seeing as he has a mortgage to pay now and a freeloading girlfriend who brings no money into the house.
when I was like 12 and played unreal tourmament only using god mode / loaded / allammo I was still more mentally aware in video games than this guy it was a time when I couldn't read. I would say "hit f5 nothing happens", press it and called the devs assholes. even though it said "hit f5 if nothing happens". I was oblivious to everything because I was a stupid underdeveloped kid. it was a time when I was a massive shit poster on FP and had a "busy fapping avatar" and was still into le memes I was still less of a buttnugget than he acts like. In fact, I even know how to duck jump in half life 1. basically, as aware as any 12 year old. He's less aware than that. and now he (may) have to get a non gaming job and I get to see his downfall man this is great
I remembered once that he said that the recoil in cs:go was "bugged" :suicide:
[QUOTE=michaelwang22;46166959]I remembered once that he said that the recoil in cs:go was "bugged" :suicide:[/QUOTE] "This is not the game for me" ~Darksydephil Of course this game is too hard for him. It doesn't explain him enough how guns work. He also blamed the game for having a server crash I believe.
[QUOTE=Friendly;46166891]This whole situation might turn out to be unfortunate seeing as he has a mortgage to pay now and a freeloading girlfriend who brings no money into the house.[/QUOTE] Doesn't Panda make soap and sell it?
[QUOTE=usaokay;46166989]The FP mods are getting paid/donations by being a mod to a bunch of little shits. If they can handle a bunch of autistic manchildren on a daily basis, then they can handle Garry if he somehow goes off the deep end. but it would be hilarious to see a modless Facepunch for about a week.[/QUOTE] Gay furry porn and CP in every section then the mods come back and every section is full of locked spam
IM PRESSING BUTTONS
[QUOTE=Lamar;46167019]Doesn't Panda make soap and sell it?[/QUOTE] She makes soap...
I actually was a former twitch mod myself. I was Jewbaccca on the chat. Recently I havent talked about dsp as it was messing things up with alot of my friends and they were worried so i am done with dsp. The people who want to quit i have no problem with as a person or as a mod. This is literally all phil's fault. I spent over 8 months which is around 1000+ hours mods his chat and never got a thank you glad something is being done about this.
[QUOTE=Cabbage;46166752]Imagine the FP moderators doing this to garry #garrygate[/QUOTE] Garry would literally give no shits, the facepunch forum these days is just a side-project to him.
[QUOTE=Cabbage;46166752]Imagine the FP moderators doing this to garry #garrygate[/QUOTE] If this happens, let me be mod, The great banning would begin.
snip, late.
[QUOTE=Friendly;46166891]This whole situation might turn out to be unfortunate seeing as he has a mortgage to pay now and a freeloading girlfriend who brings no money into the house.[/QUOTE] A $1.5 million mortgage in an upscale Washington neighborhood from what I've heard. It's only a matter of time.
dsp is a dangerous combination of stupid and arrogant
[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;46167302]A $1.5 million mortgage in an upscale Washington neighborhood from what I've heard. It's only a matter of time.[/QUOTE] How the hell, how was he not in debt already, I didn't think he netted that kind of money from his shitty streams.
[QUOTE=usaokay;46167181]God damn, Phil needs to be nicer to his moderation team or someone is going to rip out his mutton chops and shove it up his ass.[/QUOTE] I found a better place and well it's better and i made new friends. Plus i got college, i need to focus on that first before anything gaming or stupid fucking assholes like phil.
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