New Duke Nukem announcement inbound - Polidicks

Jesus christ the cringe is real

Gotta pad this out don't they

I'd rather watch that sega/sonic stream again

Glad I'm not watching and just following along this thread

the duke nukem announcement really was nothing more than a means to bait people into watching their retarded pax event stream in hopes that there's more than just the re-release's details fucking crafty bastards

Oh good lord, Richy can't just say a single sentence without either going on a tangent or going "well uh uh yeah uh"

[QUOTE=Jelman;50991495]I'd rather watch that sega/sonic stream again[/QUOTE] The Sonic stream was at least so bad it was hilarious. This is just so bad that it's depressing.

Jesus christ the /v/ thread is gold.

[QUOTE=Fulsam;50991513]Jesus christ the /v/ thread is gold.[/QUOTE] Everybody's fucking dying. If there was a drinking game for every time you hear "nu-male" you'd die thirty times over.

[QUOTE=Fulsam;50991513]Jesus christ the /v/ thread is gold.[/QUOTE] Reaction picture gold

thanks obama. i fucking just wanna die. this is not good.

"Thanks Obama" ... [editline]2nd September 2016[/editline] Why are they padding this out so much

It seems to be this: "HUH UH LOL xD FUNNY JOKE HERE HUH UH UH DONTCHA THINK LOL XD XD :D :D:

So, the whole countdown timer was....basicially leading to a live stream from gearbox on twitch. And they ain't even started showing duke nukem yet. man, less talking! and get on with it!

[url=https://www.gameinformer.com/games/duke_nukem_3d_20th_anniversary_edition_world_tour/b/playstation4/default.aspx]Fuck this stream, a small snippet of info while they do a retarded "debate" with voice actors.[/url]

Sounds like they wrote the script for the stream like they wrote Borderlands

[QUOTE=RikohZX;50991559][url=https://www.gameinformer.com/games/duke_nukem_3d_20th_anniversary_edition_world_tour/b/playstation4/default.aspx]Fuck this stream, a small snippet of info while they do a retarded "debate" with voice actors.[/url][/QUOTE] giving a 404 error.

Fuck this stream

[QUOTE=RikohZX;50991559][url=https://www.gameinformer.com/games/duke_nukem_3d_20th_anniversary_edition_world_tour/b/playstation4/default.aspx]Fuck this stream, a small snippet of info while they do a retarded "debate" with voice actors.[/url][/QUOTE] 404

[QUOTE=RikohZX;50991559][URL="https://www.gameinformer.com/games/duke_nukem_3d_20th_anniversary_edition_world_tour/b/playstation4/default.aspx"]Fuck this stream, a small snippet of info while they do a retarded "debate" with voice actors.[/URL][/QUOTE] Huh, I guess that's why they were trying so hard to DMCA that dudes Duke Nukem project even though he had a license or something?

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;50991570]404[/QUOTE] [t]http://i.imgur.com/FRZuT4F.png[/t]

Just waiting for the Duke reveal to see him totally neutered as a character and turned into some lol-randumb character that loses his original idea of being a misogynistic power fantasy and turning him into an average-joe [editline]2nd September 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=Zillamaster55;50991578]Just waiting for the Duke reveal to see him totally neutered as a character and turned into some lol-randumb character that loses his original idea of being a misogynistic power fantasy and turning him into an average-joe[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Jelman;50991577][t]http://i.imgur.com/FRZuT4F.png[/t][/QUOTE] Or this nvm

epic trump refrence gearbox 10/10

"Build a wall" "truckicans"

[QUOTE=Saxon;50991574]Huh, I guess that's why they were trying so hard to DMCA that dudes Duke Nukem project even though he had a license or something?[/QUOTE] He'd outright said that Gearbox was planning their own re-release, and screenshot leaks have been around for the past week now. That guy is why we know the new episode is full of dumb new lines like "Bazinga!"

I just got on this thread and I haven't been watching the stream but just the mental image of it is giving me spine chills.

These guys don't realize that to get people to laugh, it has to be a well thought out joke and must be cracked at a good time to for it to be funny.

The debate is cliché of bad debates / comedy debates

[QUOTE=lolo;50991597]These guys don't realize that to get people to laugh, it has to be at least something remotely funny instead of the cringefest we see now.[/QUOTE] Fixed that quote. Gearbox has clutched the ''Cringe of the Year'' Award already.

[QUOTE=RikohZX;50991593]He'd outright said that Gearbox was planning their own re-release, and screenshot leaks have been around for the past week now. That guy is why we know the new episode is full of dumb new lines like "Bazinga!"[/QUOTE] Oh apologies I don't follow Duke Nukem that closely anymore since DNF