• Scientists call bullshit on Noah's ark found in Turkey
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[QUOTE=Kazumi;21625006]The Ark would've been tremendous in size. And what I know, massive boats wasn't able to be constructed until after 1000 BC. Sure, boats where used before. But not as big as this.[/QUOTE] According to the Old Testament it was supposed to be 450 feet long, 75 feet wide and 40 feet tall. Sure it's big, but not big enough to hold every bird, every animal, and every creature that runs along the ground.
About time.
Until he has proof that the beams were planted his story is just as much bs as the other. [QUOTE] The wooden walls of one compartment are smooth and curved. Morris says it is almost unfathomable that such heavy materials could be hauled up to 12,000 feet and lodged in the mountain ice without a major operation using heavy machinery.[/QUOTE] Well no shit. Either a flood got it up there, or machines, and I haven't seen evidence for either. I guess my point is, unless he has evidence to back up his claims, his story is just as much bs as the other one.
[QUOTE=DamagePoint;21627201]Until he has proof that the beams were planted his story is just as much [b]bs[/b] as the other. Well no shit. Either a flood got it up there, or machines, and I haven't seen evidence for either. I guess my point is, unless he has evidence to back up his claims, his story is just as much [b]bs[/b] as the other one.[/QUOTE] Silly child you can curse on the internet, fuckity fuck fuck FUCK.
Hooray for finding the boat of a senior citizen who rounded two of all the modern 1,250,000 identified species of animal, then proceeded to survive a world-encompassing flood of which no archaeological or geographical evidence was ever left. Or maybe they found some old wood.
[QUOTE=Gorgonoth;21627429]Hooray for finding the boat of a senior citizen who rounded two of all the modern 4,543,000 identified species of animal, then proceeded to survive a world-encompassing flood of which no archaeological or geographical evidence was ever left. Or maybe they found some old wood.[/QUOTE] Fixed.
dont' you guys know noah saved all the animals all of them and god helped somewhere bunch of atheist idiots
[QUOTE=lolnubs;21622905]I'm calling bullshit. Somebody found some bits of wood on a mountain, they could be ANYONE'S bits os wood, maybe 4,800 years ago some caveman got mad and started smashing everything... [B]You can't find some wood and then say it's something from the bible[/B], which is one big fabrication anyhow, so this wood has absolutely NO historical value, unless your'e a collector of century-old wood fragments. God people like that piss me off.[/QUOTE] Dude that's how we find evidence of God. A face on a bannana or a toast. It's always Jesus' face and an evidence of God. Found a cave noone has seen before? - Jesus' tomb. Some girl was completely out of her mind and speaking tongues and then she got normal? - God must have helped her to get rid of the demon that possessed her. CLEARLY EVIDENCE OF GOD Found wood on a mountain? - Must be Noah's ark. I'm not even gonna mention sick people getting cured.
[QUOTE=Silly;21627908]Dude that's how we find evidence of God. A face on a bannana or a toast. It's always Jesus' face and an evidence of God. Found a cave noone has seen before? - Jesus' tomb. Some girl was completely out of her mind and speaking tongues and then she got normal? - God must have helped her to get rid of the demon that possessed her. CLEARLY EVIDENCE OF GOD Found wood on a mountain? - Must be Noah's ark. I'm not even gonna mention sick people getting cured.[/QUOTE] God clearly didn't give you a brain because that was one horrible attempt at trying to be a troll. D- see me after class.
[QUOTE=w 1 z;21627941]God clearly didn't give you a brain because that was one horrible attempt at trying to be a troll. D- see me after class.[/QUOTE] Wasn't a troll just a representation of flawed logic. Read more books, you lack some reading literacy. Or you just spend too much time on the internet.
[QUOTE=Penguin-Man;21627025]is it even possible to preserve wood for that long, even with our kind of technology?[/QUOTE]In a dry, baron enviroment it may be possible
[QUOTE=Silly;21627997]Wasn't a troll just a representation of flawed logic. Read more books, you lack some reading literacy. Or you just spend too much time on the internet.[/QUOTE] From your avatar I can tell you that you're a dumb American patriotic christian sheep (or a troll)
[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;21627597]Fixed.[/QUOTE] "I'm Feeling Lucky" hath failed me
[QUOTE=Josh313;21628357]From your avatar I can tell you that you're a dumb American patriotic christian sheep (or a troll)[/QUOTE] Wow that's fucking deep. Really, Watson you overdid yourself this time. 1. I'm Polish. 2. I'm an atheist. Why the fuck would you think I'm a christian? I've just made fun of some religious delusions. 3. Why a troll? Look point 2. 4. Just because you've seen my avatar it doesn't mean you know everything about me. Don't judge people merely on their avatar, doesn't tell you shit. I just like eagles.
people really believe in this bullshit?
:science:
Obviously just a lie by the globe-spanning atheistic scientific misinformation cartels, concocted to cover up and silence dissenting evidence that could point to the existence of God.
[QUOTE=stone555;21622789]Turkey I love you.[/QUOTE] :3: Oh wait, wrong Turkey :sigh:
[QUOTE=Turkey72;21630790]:3: Oh wait, wrong Turkey :sigh:[/QUOTE] I still love you :3:
[QUOTE=Zeke129;21623372]God can suck my cock[/QUOTE] You're an unbelievable bastard. Even if you're an atheist you shouldn't be saying stuff like that, since not everyone is an atheist
[QUOTE=Laserbeams;21630923]You're an unbelievable bastard. Even if you're an atheist you shouldn't be saying stuff like that, since not everyone is an atheist[/QUOTE] not everyone cares in fact nobody cares
[QUOTE=Silly;21627997]Wasn't a troll just a representation of flawed logic. Read more books, you lack some reading literacy. Or you just spend too much time on the internet.[/QUOTE] no actually he's right that was a shit attempt at any kind of humor
Thank you Science. [QUOTE=PrismatexV8;21622710]A 2004 ABC News poll showed that 60 percent of Americans read the story of Noah’s Ark as literally true.[/QUOTE] Seriously?
[QUOTE=The_Behemoth;21631268]Thank you Science. Seriously?[/QUOTE] They'll grab on to anything that would validate their beliefs in the face of massive evidence to the contrary.
[QUOTE=Sigfig;21631155]no actually he's right that was a shit attempt at any kind of humor[/QUOTE] Following your logic, everyone who makes a bad joke is a troll. A+ reasoning.
Hey guys, I found some gold from 4,800 years ago, must be the Holy Grail. Oh wait, anything that exists is made up of atoms that are [b]how[/b] old?
[QUOTE=Silly Sil;21629411] 1. I'm jewish 2. I hope I will take over the world [/QUOTE] Fixed
[QUOTE=Wii60;21622886]god i got my atheist hardon on [B]hggnn[/B][/QUOTE] scientists were christians
No shit, Sherlock. The Bible is fictitious nonsense, and this is just a desperate attempt to lend credibility to something that is being seen by more and more people as completely rediculous and physically impossible.
Wouldn't it show more faith, meaning they were better Christians, if they didn't search for evidence of events that occurred in the bible? Plus, I thought the bible was supposed to be all metaphorical and stuff.
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