Scientists call bullshit on Noah's ark found in Turkey
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[QUOTE=w 1 z;21627941]God clearly didn't give you a brain because that was one horrible attempt at trying to be a troll. D- see me after class.[/QUOTE]
he was being sarcastic, dumbass.
There probably was a Great Flood. Lots of cultures have the story and after all - where did all that Ice Age ice go?
Aw, isn't that cute, they think they're scientists!
4800 year old wood is pretty impressive. Oldest my wood will probably get is 60 before it's no longer hard. :v:
[QUOTE=JDK721;21622752]:froggonk:[/QUOTE]
I believe it's true
[QUOTE=Dr Pepper;21639833]I believe it's true[/QUOTE]
It's better to keep your mouth closed and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
The iluminatis are gonna burn it down!
Religion War everyone come in after class.
This wouldn't prove the bible.
This would prove the Torah.
There are some trees that are still alive, and they're about 5k years old.
[url=http://personalmoneystore.com/moneyblog/2010/04/27/noahs-ark-found-in-turkey-by-evangelical-indiana-joneses/]Noah's ark found[/url]? Really? Consider what they want, but I wouldn't put my money on anything quite yet.
[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;21643290]This would prove the Torah.[/QUOTE]We are all doomed gentiles.
This is BULLSHIT!
The ark is up Jesus's ass.
[QUOTE=Silly;21627908]Dude that's how we find evidence of God.
A face on a bannana or a toast. It's always Jesus' face and an evidence of God.
Found a cave noone has seen before? - Jesus' tomb.
Some girl was completely out of her mind and speaking tongues and then she got normal? - God must have helped her to get rid of the demon that possessed her. CLEARLY EVIDENCE OF GOD
Found wood on a mountain? - Must be Noah's ark.
I'm not even gonna mention sick people getting cured.[/QUOTE]
no
Prisma, I'm not sure calling people part of organizations called Creation Ministries and Institute for Creation Research "scientists" is entirely prudent
I like how the title implies it's only scientists that are calling bullshit, when pretty much everyone is
[QUOTE=Archy;21662513]I like how the title implies it's only scientists that are calling bullshit, when pretty much everyone is[/QUOTE]
Karbinev2 probably believes it
[QUOTE=lazyguy;21635234]where did all that Ice Age ice go?[/QUOTE]
Sea levels rose to what they are today.
[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;21666477]Sea levels rose to what they are today.[/QUOTE]
But the glaciers were on land.
Why the fuck would you believe the bible in the literal sense.
why.
[QUOTE=Cloak Raider;21667577]Why the fuck would you believe the bible in the literal sense.
why.[/QUOTE]
Because you've been indoctrinated that way your whole life.
[QUOTE=PrismatexV8;21669574]Because you've been indoctrinated that way your whole life.[/QUOTE]
And because a lot of it, like, say, the wars of the tribes of the Levant, actually is true.
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