Guy hacks a billboard in Atlanta to display Goatse - Polidicks

[QUOTE=wickedplayer494;47739916]This is what 311 is for (and any European/Australian/anywhere else equivalents): non-life threatening things that should still be tended to at some point. Not fucking 911.[/QUOTE] I have never heard of 311, it's not something that's taught to us like 911 is. I did hear though that you can call 911 and say "Non Emergency" to get redirected, but I don't know if that's true and it still shaves a few seconds off an operator's time.

Yeah ive never heard of 311, gotta admit this is pretty funny.

[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;47740113]Well there's a difference between an ad for some beer, and a huge gaping anus staring right at you and your family.[/QUOTE] The beer ad can lead to alcoholisma and ruin your life?

[QUOTE=0x0000000C;47740023]Didn't the goatse man die by sticking a watermelon in his pooper or something? Or was it a volleyball.[/QUOTE] That was a rumor spread around by SA. He's still alive and still utterly destroying his arse.

[QUOTE=wickedplayer494;47739916]This is what 311 is for (and any European/Australian/anywhere else equivalents): non-life threatening things that should still be tended to at some point. Not fucking 911.[/QUOTE] Nobody knows that number because all they teach you is 911, plus 911 lines up with 9/11 to make it that much easier.

For clarification: In the United States: 911 is for situations needing priority attention from police, fire, and/or emergency medical responders. This need not be life-threatening only, other things that need priority responses such as crimes in progress, the reporting of commercial or residential alarms, or situations that could change into major emergencies. 311 is a number designated in most major metropolitan areas in the United States that will connect you to the non-emergency number for the police department nearest you. This is not always the case, some agencies or areas do not have 311, and cellular phones do not work with 311. This specific instance warranted a call to the police as it qualifies as a disturbance, and being near a major intersection made it a traffic hazard as well. This, however, does not qualify as a major emergency and should not have been telephoned into 911. A call to 311 or Police Non-Emergency would have generated a call on the unitboard for the local police, to which officers would respond when available to handle the issue.

[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;47740113]Well there's a difference between an ad for some beer, and a huge gaping anus staring right at you and your family.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=zakedodead;47740460]The beer ad can lead to alcoholisma and ruin your life?[/QUOTE] what if you become gay and it ruins your life didn't think of that huh

[QUOTE=wickedplayer494;47739990]Although it isn't listed on Wikipedia's page for the 311 phone number for whatever reason, Atlanta [url=http://www.atl311.com/?page_id=8]definitely does have a 311 service[/url]. A whole bunch of other municipalities in the US have some 311 service too (screw it, [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/3-1-1#United_States]here's said page with a partial list[/url]). Maybe it's just a lack of education on the fact that there is one and/or which to use for which situations. Dial 0 for operator assistance, say "I need the police's non-emergency line", and they'll connect you?[/QUOTE] Around me the non-emergency line is going to get you a really long ass wait for no reason, so any time I've called it I've just been told to call 911 next time. (Granted my 911 is a small sheriffs office)

[QUOTE=wickedplayer494;47740049]Just like any other regular billboard trying to get your attention so some company can try selling you sh-OH GO[/QUOTE] You need to remove your "I'm right and you're wrong" attitude to your post, seriously it's annoying. Normal ads aren't that distracting but if you saw a man gape out his asshole in public you would most likely be stunned and it could cause a car accident

[QUOTE=proboardslol;47739886]Sounds to me like everyone just needs to calm down.[/QUOTE] "Hello? Emergency services? What's my emergency? Well, I'll tell you what my emergency is! To be fair, it's not an emergency at all but.." I hope the woman that called gets fined or something for abuse of 911.

what the fuck do you mean think of the children? it's about time we teach them what this image is. maybe one day we'll finally have another kirk johnson

[QUOTE=srobins;47740691]"Hello? Emergency services? What's my emergency? Well, I'll tell you what my emergency is! To be fair, it's not an emergency at all but.." I hope the woman that called gets fined or something for abuse of 911.[/QUOTE] With something like this, which isn't quite an emergency, most people call 911. Its really the only number anyone knows to get into contact with authorities. Its not a big deal

Goatse reminds me how messed up some people are Jesus Christ that image is horrifying.

[QUOTE=Take_Opal;47739921]My child's life was D E S T R O Y E D by this man's anus.[/QUOTE] Shit, mine was destroyed, and now our children's lives are being destroyed by it, too. This man is now into his second generation of innocence destruction

[QUOTE=TheTalon;47741285]Shit, mine was destroyed, and now our children's lives are being destroyed by it, too. This man is now into his second generation of innocence destruction[/QUOTE] Yeah, your childhood and that man's rectal health. Id'd call it even at that. Another generation is another too many. If we just tore down all billboards this wouldn't be a problem. Plus then we wouldn't have those damn eye sores everywhere.

[img]http://static5.gamespot.com/uploads/original/684/6842887/2535240-5708414320-Aiden.jpg[/img] I bet this guy is proud. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("reference shitpost" - Orkel))[/highlight]

truly we are already living in a cyberpunk dystopia

I can just imagine on a peaceful day. ''Mummy, what's that?'' ''Oh, that's a-CLOSE YOUR EYES!'' thx hackers

"The image, a meme..." How does that classify as a meme [sp] what the fuck is even a meme [/sp]

[QUOTE=Scizor;47742833]"The image, a meme..." How does that classify as a meme [sp] what the fuck is even a meme [/sp][/QUOTE] A meme is an idea that spreads from person to person, so showing people shock images would count.

I think what some people are forgetting is that not everyone is like a typical internet user. We're desensitized to stuff like this, but to someone who uses the internet for Facebook and Amazon, it would be pretty horribly disgusting to see someone's gaped open asshole displayed in public. 911 is still probably too much, but I just think that's something people need to keep in mind when they see people react to something like this.

It's pretty funny how the sign company was "not interested" in the security flaws that existed in it's software. This guy tried to point it out to them: [IMG]http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--IyC-Im0x--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/1253650422297521549.png[/IMG]

[QUOTE=0x0000000C;47740023]Didn't the goatse man die by sticking a watermelon in his pooper or something? Or was it a volleyball.[/QUOTE] Nope, he's still alive and well. He has pornhub and imagefap accounts (and I'm sure many others) that he commonly updates with pictures/videos of his gaping asshole.

I think this is slightly bad because children might see it, but otherwise, this is funny as fuck.

[QUOTE=0x0000000C;47740023]Didn't the goatse man die by sticking a watermelon in his pooper or something? Or was it a volleyball.[/QUOTE] he's very alive and still uploading videos to his xtube account

[QUOTE=ccg;47743930]Nope, he's still alive and well. He has pornhub and imagefap accounts (and I'm sure many others) that he commonly updates with picture/videos of his gaping asshole.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;47744024]he's very alive and still uploading videos to his xtube account[/QUOTE] I'm a little worried that you guys know this. :v:

[QUOTE=draugur;47741317]Yeah, your childhood and that man's rectal health. Id'd call it even at that. Another generation is another too many. If we just tore down all billboards this wouldn't be a problem. Plus then we wouldn't have those damn eye sores everywhere.[/QUOTE] But there's apartments people own in Time's Square that they rent to no one because it's more valuable as ad space

[QUOTE=Matt2468rv;47744165]I'm a little worried that you guys know this. :v:[/QUOTE] If you aren't into extreme anal penetration don't even talk to me.

[QUOTE=Matt2468rv;47744165]I'm a little worried that you guys know this. :v:[/QUOTE] His name's Kirk Johnson and he's a goddamn superstar, IMHO

I've dreamed of doing this for years.