Mostly Everything Electronic, DVDs, and Waterbottles could give you ED - Polidicks

Fuck this, I'm gonna go live a secluded rural life in the woods now.

[QUOTE=Pascall;18335853]Was referring to the thread title. Either way, I was stating in my original post that basically, sucks to be a guy, good thing I'm a girl. If you see that as being an attention whore, then maybe you need a new outlook on the female gender.[/QUOTE] Most of the girls I know don't lurk on internet boards waiting for a conversation that's even remotely sexual to appear so they can pop up and say "lolol im a girl lolz XP". But of course they're not as witty, wacky and spontaneous as you! :geno: *cough*

[QUOTE=Kamikaze;18339838]Fuck this, I'm gonna go live a secluded rural life in the woods now.[/QUOTE] The trees will give you cancer. Enjoy your cancer.

[QUOTE=MachiniOs;18340023]The trees will give you cancer. Enjoy your cancer.[/QUOTE] And the starlight too. Of course, the smog's so thick in cities, that they've had to start colouring it blue, so we don't miss the sky. That seems to do a fine job at protecting us against those pesky stars.

[QUOTE=demoguy08;18336072]Damn you guys are smooth[/QUOTE] I willing to bet you're as smooth as a donkey's arse.

[QUOTE=Hellduck07;18340101]And the starlight too. Of course, the smog's so thick in cities, that they've had to start colouring it blue, so we don't miss the sky. That seems to do a fine job at protecting us against those pesky stars.[/QUOTE] Set up camp in an abandoned uranium mine, show those fucking trees who's boss.

[QUOTE=Pascall;18335703]Because it takes so much effort to state my gender in a thread about genitals. Christ, you FPers are so adverse to anything with a vagina.[/QUOTE] ok but you still have a penis

[QUOTE=Carnotite;18340264]Set up camp in an abandoned uranium mine, show those fucking trees who's boss.[/QUOTE] This. The cancers you get from the radiation'll be worth it when you can laugh at those smug trees. (Try to laugh anyway, it may be a bit hard with all the tumours.)

Oh god this reminds me of Johnny Mnemonic, with the technology disease.

[QUOTE=Root Beer;18335496]/4chan-fan loser who actually assumes there are no girls on the internet.[/QUOTE] In what part of that sentence did I imply there were no women on the internet? Please show me.

[QUOTE=Pascall;18333836]I'm a girl. :V No problem here.[/QUOTE] obvious attention grabbing, facepunch isn't very nice to women that want attention, like you, mostly because it isn't a rare occurence anymore [editline]12:21AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Danny Lol;18341516]In what part of that sentence did I imply there were no women on the internet? Please show me.[/QUOTE] he's just trying to look big in front of a girl

Children of men, in your computer since 13/09/09

[QUOTE=MachiniOs;18336351]Your post came across as rather smug.[/QUOTE] Uh. I'm sorry then? That wasn't my intention. I try not to be a total asshole like 99.9% of Facepunch. [editline]07:08PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Advancedrock;18342088]obvious attention grabbing, facepunch isn't very nice to women that want attention, like you, mostly because it isn't a rare occurence anymore[/QUOTE] You're not really in a position to point out "attention grabbing" when you have your avatar. This thread isn't about me, and I wouldn't be getting so much 'attention' if you would stop pointing it out. Sorry for causing a thread de-rail.

So, what this article is saying, is that I should [I]stop[/I] shoving my mouse down my pants?

DVD discs? I don't think many people's cocks can fit in that tiny hole. Maybe tarkata14's.

Quick! Call extenze!

we got pills for that, so it doesn't matter

Is this why nerds never get laid?

ITT immature guys verbally bash a girl over the internet for being a girl. Am I the only one here who respects her for being patient enough to put up with everyone else's bullshit?

[QUOTE=Upgrade123;18344356]ITT immature guys verbally bash a girl over the internet for being a girl. Am I the only one here who respects her for being patient enough to put up with everyone else's bullshit?[/QUOTE] Guess what. It's not because she's a girl. :downs:

:geno:

Been dealing with those things since I was 2, 19 years after I'm still sure I don't have ED. Don't ask me how I know because YOU know it.

[QUOTE=Upgrade123;18344356]ITT immature guys verbally bash a girl over the internet for being a girl. Am I the only one here who respects her for being patient enough to put up with everyone else's bullshit?[/QUOTE] You ain't gonna get no pussy on the internet boy.

[QUOTE=CunningHam;18332489]Oh well, not like I rub my dick all over my PC anyway. And viagra isn't too costly. :3:[/QUOTE] Over a few weeks, a prostate massager will start paying for itself. I got one, instaboner and makes your orgasms more intense.

[QUOTE=MasterFen006;18358258]Over a few weeks, a prostate massager will start paying for itself. I got one, instaboner and makes your orgasms more intense.[/QUOTE] A what?