Hopefully they won't censor it like this:
[IMG]http://babysimpson.co.uk/info/paintings/david_7f09.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Wafflemonstr;38185460]It appears to be this according to their site.
[IMG]https://www.samuseum.org/events/event_media/photos/event_0_1339705388.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Get that shit out of here! My eyes, they burn!
But in all seriousness, if we listened to the soccer moms/uptight people of the world, this
[IMG]http://www.bibleornot.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/michelangelo-god-and-adam-creation.png[/IMG]
would be turned into this
[IMG]http://images.wikia.com/arresteddevelopment/images/9/9e/George_Michael_Bluth_Never_Nude_.png[/IMG]
When I was in Italy I saw a statue of a Satyr raping a goat and none one there was complaining. These people need to grow up.
[editline]26th October 2012[/editline]
I think it was this one:
[img]http://hapstancedepart.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/pompeii61.jpg?w=614[/img]
[QUOTE=squids_eye;38188391]When I was in Italy I saw a statue of a Satyr raping a goat and none one there was complaining. These people need to grow up.
[editline]26th October 2012[/editline]
I think it was this one:
[img]http://hapstancedepart.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/pompeii61.jpg?w=614[/img][/QUOTE]
Satyrs aren't real, silly. Go back to sleep.
But yes, I don't believe such a statue like that would be present in America without people turning their heads away from it in disgust. Sure, someone might find it arousing, but I'm sure people jerk off to the Statue of Liberty too.
[QUOTE=Wafflemonstr;38185460]It appears to be this according to their site.
[IMG]https://www.samuseum.org/events/event_media/photos/event_0_1339705388.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
How dare you post this graphic snuff-porn
I don't fucking get it
Anything that resembles an un-clothed human is porn. I don't understand how this statue can be considered anything close to pornography.
[QUOTE=Upgrade123;38185517]The human body isn't something to be afraid of.[/QUOTE]
unless you have serious insecurities
the real perverts here are the ones making a fuss about this
But god made humans in his image and we must fear god so we must fear our image.
It's amazing how when these sculptures were created nobody seemed to have a problem with it, fast forward to the fucking future and people are throwing a hissy fit. Ridiculous
I am fucking astonished that people are actually this prudish.
[QUOTE=Fatman55;38185653][img_thumb]http://www.econ.ohio-state.edu/jhm/arch/david/David_von_Michelangelo.jpg[/img_thumb]
porn[/QUOTE]
Gay porn
ban this filth
[QUOTE=Wafflemonstr;38185460]It appears to be this according to their site.
[IMG]https://www.samuseum.org/events/event_media/photos/event_0_1339705388.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
I think this is just a big misunderstanding. It's clearly been banned for violence because her arms and head have been cut off.
[QUOTE=Wafflemonstr;38185460]It appears to be this according to their site.
[IMG]https://www.samuseum.org/events/event_media/photos/event_0_1339705388.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
do I stick it in the arm hole???
guys help
[QUOTE=Wafflemonstr;38185460]It appears to be this according to their site.
[IMG]https://www.samuseum.org/events/event_media/photos/event_0_1339705388.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
[B][I]BAN THIS SICK FILTH![/I][/B]
[QUOTE=Fatman55;38185653][img_thumb]http://www.econ.ohio-state.edu/jhm/arch/david/David_von_Michelangelo.jpg[/img_thumb]
porn[/QUOTE]
Man what a tiny penis
when I was a kid and had to stay overnight at my grandmas there was a book with photos of statues and paintings i used to fap to those with naked women in them :v:
Haha, that's hilarious, here in Finland we have a statue of an underage kid pissing water out of his dick, and you see no-one complaining.
In Stockholm, we have statues fucking everywhere along some of the older parts
I dont think over 10% of them actually wears clothing :v:
Course it's not porn.
It's some symbol or story isnt it?
[QUOTE=Wafflemonstr;38185460]It appears to be this according to their site.
[IMG]https://www.samuseum.org/events/event_media/photos/event_0_1339705388.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Elbows non-existent would not fuck
[QUOTE=Fatman55;38185653][img_thumb]http://www.econ.ohio-state.edu/jhm/arch/david/David_von_Michelangelo.jpg[/img_thumb]
porn[/QUOTE]
well I have at one point gotten an erection from that statue
[QUOTE=Sr.;38273585]well I have at one point gotten an erection from that statue[/QUOTE]
I only get erections if it's big.
i knew the thread would eventually boil down to jokes about david's penis size
i knew it
[QUOTE=digigamer17;38273631]I only get erections if it's big.[/QUOTE]
it's the [I]chiseled[/I] abs man
[QUOTE=Sr.;38273834]it's the [I]chiseled[/I] abs man[/QUOTE]
For me it's the genitalia. God fucking help me
[QUOTE=Flyingman356;38272919]Man what a tiny penis[/QUOTE]
It's a grower, not a shower.
[QUOTE=squids_eye;38188391]When I was in Italy I saw a statue of a Satyr raping a goat and none one there was complaining. These people need to grow up.
[editline]26th October 2012[/editline]
I think it was this one:
[img]http://hapstancedepart.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/pompeii61.jpg?w=614[/img][/QUOTE]
That is just because anal rape is common practice in Italy.
A couple years back a guy in my class did a project on Aphrodite
He got a C- because one of his powerpoint slides had a painting of her without clothes
[QUOTE=Wafflemonstr;38185460]It appears to be this according to their site.
[IMG]https://www.samuseum.org/events/event_media/photos/event_0_1339705388.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
No thanks I'm not into gore.
And I'm sure small children aren't either.
[QUOTE=Im Crimson;38185579]USA, get this straight already: Nudity symbolizes innocence and purity.
It's not automatically porn. If nudity was always equal to porn you'd need to be 18 to take a shower.[/QUOTE]it's not just USA, most developed countries somehow equate nudity with sexuality.
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