The dark side of vitamin water

[hypno-toad]

I thought you meant vitamin water like that propel stuff. Not sure why vitamin water just doesn't use sucralose.

I love the taste of that stuff :v:

[Wayword]

Healthwise people don't drink vitamin water anyway.

It's like fat people drinking diet coke while they eat their half dozen big macs thinking it's making a difference.

[Nick Nack]

[QUOTE=BANNED USER;23859801]Natural soda using cane sugar is the way to go anyway.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BANNED USER;23859801]Natural soda using cane sugar[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BANNED USER;23859801]Natural soda[/QUOTE]

wat

[ExplodingGuy]

[QUOTE=Dr. Fishtastic;23860766]Vitamin Water is manufactured from Orphan Blood

boooooo![/QUOTE]
If it was made from orphan blood, it should taste much better than it does now.

[Kuro.]

Corporations misleading the public so they'll buy overpriced sugar water?! [b]INCONCEIVABLE![/b]

But seriously, these days so many health products are like this, and the FDA obviously doesn't care enough to make sure you're getting what they are advertising.

[collegegrad]

I don't drink Vitamin Water.. I drink Sobe Water.. SUCK ON THAT BIG CORPORATES!

[Socram]

As dark as the nutrition label on the far side of the bottle...

[darnok]

[QUOTE=Nick Nack;23861150]wat[/QUOTE]

I think he means soda with natural cane sugar.
Or, as most call it, refined sugar. :downs:

I have to agree though.
[img]http://www.thenibble.com/zine/archives/images/Assorted-large.jpg[/img]
[img]http://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID23968/images/jones-soda.jpg[/img]

Nothing beats an ice cold Jones soda on a hot day.

[Swilly]

You mean the only good water...is [I]regular water!?[/I]:ohdear:

[aydin690]

[URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/50_Cent#Non-musical_projects"]I thought you were talking about 50 cent when you said 'the dark side of vitamin water'. [/URL]

[TropicalV2]

[QUOTE=BANNED USER;23859801]Natural soda using cane sugar is the way to go anyway.[/QUOTE]

but not really, because "natural" cane sugar is just as bad for you.

[wonkadonk]

[QUOTE=Kagrenak;23859831]I find it funny that the HuffPo is the one reporting on scam health issues, seeing as they report on fraudulent treatments and products so credulously on a routine basis.[/QUOTE]

plus they're one of those dumbasses that support the antivaxx movement

[ExplodingGuy]

-snip-

[OrionChronicles]

lol, wait till i tell all my idiot fellow lifeguards that

[POLOPOZOZO]

Vitamin water and engergy drinks are big fucking ripoffs.

You know what you need to drink for energy and heatlh? HOW ABOUT SOME MOTHERFUCKING WATER?

[Brage Nyman]

American corn syrup softdrinks sucks in short almost all soft drinks.

[Led Zeppelin]

Yellow Vitamin Water is still the nectar of the gods, so I don't give a fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

[Barnhouse]

I've pretty much seen the exact same news stories for fruit flavoured water, and innocent smoothies i.e. "hurr look healthy drinks, oh wait there's a fuckton of sugar in them boo hoo"

[Upgrade123]

[QUOTE=Kade;23859789]By 'the dark side of vitamin water' I was hoping for some underground tyrannical regime enslaving loads of 3rd world kiddies and midgets and forcing them to filter the water through their removed kidneys or some shit :([/QUOTE]

Starring Bruce Willis.

[JustGman]

You don't know the power of the dark side.

[Assburgers]

I don't even see the point in vitamin water.

[TropicalV2]

[QUOTE=Assburgers;23876496]I don't even see the point in vitamin water.[/QUOTE]

it's fucking delightful.

[JustGman]

[QUOTE=Assburgers;23876496]I don't even see the point in vitamin water.[/QUOTE]
Yellow is the shit.

[razzums]

I always see it in vendors around my campus but I never tried the shit.

[ducky5]

Its just like when schools ban soda but bring in lemonade with just as much sugar

[Upgrade123]

Fuck Vitamin Water, Propel's the shit.

[Leaf Runner]

Vitamin water tastes terrible. I'd rather not have high fructose corn syrup disguised as vitamins, thank you very much. Also with their latest campaigns they're trying to convince you that vitamin water will make you feel great and cure hangovers, which is absolute bullshit and if any of those effects actually do seem to happen (which don't), it's out of pure psycholoy.

[GodKing]

[QUOTE=Swilly;23861354]You mean the only good water...is [I]regular water!?[/I]:ohdear:[/QUOTE]

Why anything with added flavours and sugar would be considered "water" is beyond me. Yes, the only good water is water.

[Akasolidus]

I hated vitamin water anyway. If people want a nutritious drink, then they should have themselves some V8.

[Asiansniper911]

I just like the taste of it so I'm fine.