Florida judge and lawyer leave trial to have a fight in the hallway. Judge wins and is applauded on
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This is unprofessional as fuck.
[QUOTE=Mr_Awesome;44993620][quote]You want to (expletive) with me?[/quote]Really?[/QUOTE]
You want to wank with me?
I once designed a court system for Las Vegas, where the criminal would have to blindly pick a card to determine their fate.
1~10 = you serve that amount of years in prison
Jack = You get executed via a method chosen by the Judge.
Queen = You get to have sex with a prostitute, and then you are executed via a method chosen by the Judge.
King = You are crowned the King of Las Vegas and become a free man. If someone else becomes the King of Las Vegas, they may kill you on sight and vice versa.
Ace = You become the new Judge, and the old Judge is executed via a method of your choice
Joker = The public decides your fate.
[QUOTE=V12US;44996273]I once designed a court system for Las Vegas, where the criminal would have to blindly pick a card to determine their fate.
1~10 = you serve that amount of years in prison
Jack = You get executed via a method chosen by the Judge.
Queen = You get to have sex with a prostitute, and then you are executed via a method chosen by the Judge.
King = You are crowned the King of Las Vegas and become a free man. If someone else becomes the King of Las Vegas, they may kill you on sight and vice versa.
Ace = You become the new Judge, and the old Judge is executed via a method of your choice
Joker = The public decides your fate.[/QUOTE]
but ace = 1 so do you have to judge people from prison or something
Can someone who understands legal lingo explain what the attorney was doing to be so annoying?
[QUOTE=Chubbs;44996335]but ace = 1 so do you have to judge people from prison or something[/QUOTE]
Aces high?
Yeah, this is exactly the kind of news my county generates lately.
[QUOTE=V12US;44996273]I once designed a court system for Las Vegas, where the criminal would have to blindly pick a card to determine their fate.
1~10 = you serve that amount of years in prison
Jack = You get executed via a method chosen by the Judge.
Queen = You get to have sex with a prostitute, and then you are executed via a method chosen by the Judge.
King = You are crowned the King of Las Vegas and become a free man. If someone else becomes the King of Las Vegas, they may kill you on sight and vice versa.
Ace = You become the new Judge, and the old Judge is executed via a method of your choice
Joker = The public decides your fate.[/QUOTE]
Just imagine the general public getting word of this and getting masses of King cards.
Next day, random shootings, robberies, all manners of crimes and offences.
As soon as someone moves to arrest the offender, they just casually pull out the "King" card and say 'I'm allowed to!'
Imagine hiring a lawyer based on fighting skill and combat experience instead of actual knowledge of the law.
Now I want to see a post-apocalyptic tv series about how a court would operate in such a world and how things can be resolved with fights.
[QUOTE=Coffee;45003531]Now I want to see a post-apocalyptic tv series about how a court would operate in such a world and how things can be resolved with fights.[/QUOTE]
Thunderdome bitch
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