[QUOTE=mac338;36112947]Bees are total bros.
Wasps are the dicks here, bees are cuddly and don't sting you and give you flowers and various plants and honey and shit. Wasps just fuck you up, and they fuck those bees up too.[/QUOTE]
I literally cannot think of any eco system that actually REQUIRES wasps.
They just seem to exist to be all-round shitheads.
[QUOTE=Omilinon;36113637]bees are fucking adorable.
[IMG]http://my.telegraph.co.uk/expat/files/2010/09/bee-and-flower.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
bee apologist spotted.
deploy wasps
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[QUOTE=MightyMax;36112972]Will they have any predators, seeing as they've been gone for years?[/QUOTE]
Do bees even actually have any predators? Or are the regulated by resources instead?
I stepped on a yellow-jacket when I was five years old. I was bare-foot.
It stung my big toe.
One of these fuckers right here.
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/93/European_wasp_white_bg.jpg/800px-European_wasp_white_bg.jpg[/img]
And every summer we have two yellow-jacket nests - one right where I park my truck, and one right under the eave of our house, right in front of the front door.
I hate yellow-jackets.
If it wasn't for my dad's experiment with yellow-jackets in his youth, I would douse their nests in gasoline and light them on fire.
[sp]My dad did that when he was kid, and does not recommend it. You didn't just have pissed-off wasps flying at you trying to sting you - you get pissed-off FLAMING wasps flying at you trying to sting you.[/sp]
[QUOTE=Lankist;36112919]"Plan Bee"
BBC, I feel as though you're insulting my intellect here.
[editline]28th May 2012[/editline]
Or should I say, BEE BEE SEE?[/QUOTE]
Reminds me of when "The Bee Movie" came out and my dad was making jokes about how everyone hadn't even seen "The A Movie" yet
[QUOTE=Gmod4ever;36114547]
[sp] You didn't just have pissed-off wasps flying at you trying to sting you - you get pissed-off FLAMING wasps flying at you trying to sting you.[/sp][/QUOTE]
Your dad is confirmed to be Metal as fuck.
[QUOTE=Keegs;36114439]Obligatory Bee video
[video=youtube;L54exo8JTUs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L54exo8JTUs[/video]
Fuck yeah Bees[/QUOTE]
Why would someone film that instead of trying to stop it?
[QUOTE=DireAvenger;36114099]I literally cannot think of any eco system that actually REQUIRES wasps.
They just seem to exist to be all-round shitheads.[/QUOTE]
Wasps are basically parasite killers and are actually often used to stop insect pests from destroying crops
They're cold bastards, but they're actually doing an important job protecting our produce, the Snape of the bug world
[QUOTE=Exosel;36114706]Why would someone film that instead of trying to stop it?[/QUOTE]
Mustn't interfere with nature, it's like a David Attenborough part when a stranded baby seal was left at the mercy of a snowy fox, would you rather the seal live or the fox population starve?
[QUOTE=Exosel;36114706]Why would someone film that instead of trying to stop it?[/QUOTE]
Why do cameramen not save dying lion cubs when they're filming nature documentaries? Because it's nature and it's best not to mess with it.
The other day a sweat bee or wasp or something landed on my face when I was walking home from the pool.
Both of my hands were full so I flailed my head. It clung on.
We became the best of friends and are currently on a zany adventure in the jungles of Brazil.
[sp] nah, i splashed my drink onto my face and ran like hell[/sp]
Bumblebees are the best bees. Honeybees are cool except they're not bee-teddy bears like Bumbles so they're not as cool. Sweatbees are basically traitorous wannabe wasps.
Wasps are dicks.
Yellowjackets are dicks.
Hornets are dicks.
We have these horrible things where I live:
[img]http://bugguide.net/images/raw/WQRSAQLSBQZS9QTKMKOKVQOKXK1KIKVKMKDK0KO0LKVKXKHS7KTKXK2K8Q2KGQO0PQWK8Q6KKKC0.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=soderholm13;36113026]I agree, fuck wasps, can't even have the windows open during spring / summer because wasps just have to go "FUCK YOU I'M GONNA FUCK YOUR SHIT AND SENSE THIS TINY FUCKING WINDOW OPENING HAH SUCK IT".
automerge why[/QUOTE]
Do you know what a screen is?
Remember, it's a bumblebee. As far as I know, that's the cutest of insects and I don't even think they can sting.
[editline]29th May 2012[/editline]
Okay nevermind, they can sting, and the signer doesn't have barbs, so they can sting more than once.
I've never heard of anyone being stung by a bumblebee before so that means they're the friendliest insects.
I remember I woke up with a buzzing sound, checked my pillow and there was a bee stuck inside.
I had a bumblebee in my kitchen yesterday. I put her in a glass and then outside, because she couldn't work out how to get through the window.
They're great insects. It's a shame about them, because there aren't as many as there used to be due to a lack of possible nesting sites. I'm aiming to attract a bumblebee queen to my garden next Spring.
If only velociraptors could come back, but nooooo instead stupid bees return.....i hate you earth
Fuck wasps and their shit. Love bees, this is great news.
Lol joking i don't hate bees, anytime they fly around me they never try to sting me
but wasp are fuckfaces, i got stung twice on the head and i hope they go extinct
I like aiming roman candles at bee nests.
Wasps always get into my room.when i have the window open, but i usually just hit it with a newspaper immediatly, so i wont get stung... Just yesterday i killed about 5 of those fuckers.
The only thing that scares me when it comes to bees is the buzzing sound. Otherwise they are cool dudes.
I was out bicycling last summer and a bumblebee flew right into my forehead.
It was like being struck by a rock.
[QUOTE=DesolateGrun;36113516]My bumble-oid minions have returned to me,
soon I will blot out the sun with my minions
none shall be spared
[img]https://encrypted-tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTnquI3ZJKqkTJSzYO0P9dC3W9pfnzXePIudXcEFG37j4Vspci2[/img][/QUOTE]
Then we shall swat in the sha-
ow fuck stop stinging me
when i was little i was dicking around on a hill and i found a bee of some sort
it was snow-white, really fluffy with no yellow at all, and it had the proportions of a bee and not a wasp
to this day im still not sure if it was an albino bee or just a species of white bee or maybe an old guy bee, but i remember sitting there watching it crawling around a flower for a while
bees are pretty cool guys
I got stung by a wasp not too long ago, he sat on the door handle or something so when I opened the door I must've smushed the dude so he got pissed off and pricked me
Luckily I weren't allergic or nothing but it hurt for a while
Wasps are dicks but bees are cool
Us in the US, yeah, we got the real bumblebees. The bumblebees who gonna show you who's boss. We got the badass bumblebees.
EDIT: Gonna cuddle you to death
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