[UK] Ghost ship full of cannibal rats could be about to crash into Cornwall - Polidicks

Well, it could always be worse. But thankfully in that regard they can't turn into skaven.

Woah. How's a ship stay afloat at sea for forty years with no crew to maintain it? Unless the rats... This may go deeper than we thought.

i'd like to know why the hell there's a bunch of rats on it supposedly. also, ghost ships are p. fuckin' weird/scary sometimes [url]http://weburbanist.com/2010/06/14/real-ghost-ships-10-mysterious-abandoned-sea-vessels/[/url]

[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;43643297]Woah. How's a ship stay afloat at sea for forty years with no crew to maintain it? Unless the rats... This may go deeper than we thought.[/QUOTE] The ship's only been adrift for year, it's just 40 years old.

[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;43643297]Woah. How's a ship stay afloat at sea for forty years with no crew to maintain it? Unless the rats... This may go deeper than we thought.[/QUOTE] it hasn't been adrift for 40 years..

[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;43643297]Woah. How's a ship stay afloat at sea for forty years with no crew to maintain it? Unless the rats... This may go deeper than we thought.[/QUOTE] It has only been lost for a year, not forty. Forty is the age of the ship, i assume it was well-maintained before it was cut loose.

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Holy shit, double ninja'd. [editline]23rd January 2014[/editline] Fu

[QUOTE=Viper123_SWE;43643427]It has only been lost for a year, not forty. Forty is the age of the ship, i assume it was well-maintained before it was cut loose.[/QUOTE] Whoops! I guess I misread!

[QUOTE=Source;43642265]Why don't they just sink it if it gets too close?[/QUOTE] Aren't rats pretty capable swimmers?

[QUOTE=markg06;43643541]Aren't rats pretty capable swimmers?[/QUOTE] Yeah, but they're shit at snorkeling.

I'm pretty sure they will just tent the ship and tow it to port.

Fuckin' immigrant rats coming here, stealin' our jobs! [QUOTE=Jordax;43642744][IMG]http://static3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120628194624/dishonoredvideogame/images/thumb/2/24/RatSwarm.jpg/640px-RatSwarm.jpg[/IMG] Pictured: The average street in Cornwall after the ship lands there.[/QUOTE] St Austell's already been at that stage for a good few years now.

[video=youtube;g42EG7LD1UY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g42EG7LD1UY[/video]

Gotta say, a ghost ship full of cannibal rats is pretty fucking metal.

Those rats are just like rust :v:

Oooh....maybe this is a good opportunity to raise an army of rats, Willard style [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFTOppsw9Gs[/media]

This sounds like some sort of death metal Cannibal Rats - Ghost Ship [editline]23rd January 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Terminutter;43644677]Gotta say, a ghost ship full of cannibal rats is pretty fucking metal.[/QUOTE] fuck

[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6a/Space_hulk_box.jpg[/img]

This, this exactly [video=youtube;UqnGPIkxtSs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqnGPIkxtSs[/video] Next thing you know you'll fight off rockabilly greaser zombies with a lawnmower

Wow, that seems like just about the worst thing that can happen to a cornwall.

While the navy is off dealing with the rat boat, those sneaky immigrants are gonna launch a D-Day style invasion at Dover, mark my words, 1000's of rowing boats are sitting in the channel as we speak. Think about it, the invasion is long overdue and the weather is shit. It's a fucking perfect time to strike.

cornish rat pasties will be the new delicacy

[QUOTE=AK'z;43646590]cornish rat pasties will be the new delicacy[/QUOTE] Made from the finest rat-fed rats

Wasn't there a short story like this where a ship full of rats crashes into a lighthouse or something.

[QUOTE=Fr3ddi3;43646406]While the navy is off dealing with the rat boat, those sneaky immigrants are gonna launch a D-Day style invasion at Dover, mark my words, 1000's of rowing boats are sitting in the channel as we speak. [B]Think about it, the invasion is long overdue and the weather is shit. [/B] It's a fucking perfect time to strike.[/QUOTE] When isn't the weather shit in England?

I dont know much about boats, why would they cut it loose?

Cannibal rats on a ghost ship? I bet that ship has the most disturbing poop deck ever.

rats off to ya

Nuke the ship. Problem Solved.