• Bill Gates will pay you $100,000 for a condom
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[QUOTE=Craptasket;40016645]Facebook status update feature?[/QUOTE]Bobbie and Susie just had anal. 52 people like this.
I mean, hey im all for futuristic rubbers but I find it kinda odd that Bill Gates is putting money in to this.
[QUOTE=JakeAM;40017074]Spray on condoms = [b][i]THE FUTURE[/i][/b][/QUOTE] Actually, that wouldn't be a bad idea save if you missed a spot :v:
Prank condoms that solidify into a substance similar to concrete when exposed to humid conditions. you can figure out what happens next
I don't get it.
Laser optics and carbon nanotubes
[QUOTE=Cabbage;40017251]Prank condoms that solidify into a substance similar to concrete when exposed to humid conditions.[/QUOTE] "God you're so hard!" "That's not me..."
[QUOTE=Merijn;40016912]Having the condom track your stats will make people want to use it. "Good evening John, you lasted 3.2 seconds longer than your previous record! Would you like to post this to Facebook/Twitter/Google+?" It'd be great, you could unlock achievements, have competitions with your friends, etc.[/QUOTE] a co-op mode with up to 4 friends
Done, next. [IMG]http://i46.tinypic.com/14l6e52.png[/IMG]
Condom that uses portals 2 rings, put one on the vag and bang the other one fuck from 600 miles away
[QUOTE=Don Ochs;40016724]Condoms spiked with ecstasy.[/QUOTE] Good luck with that erection
[QUOTE=geogzm;40017273]Laser optics and carbon nanotubes[/QUOTE] Not enough graphene, would not buy
[QUOTE=lavacano;40016914]built-in vibration function[/QUOTE] A small sleeve of piezo material which converts thermal and kinematic energy into an oscillation? Hm. To the lab! Also, packaging like this: [img]http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20110812.gif[/img]
I want one with nanomachines.
what about illuminated condoms in the dark so you can see wtf is going on and direct it into the right hole sometimes people make mistakes also maybe a warming lube inside of the condom to make it better for men? iunno
[QUOTE=Xion12;40017545]I want one with nanomachines.[/QUOTE] That do what?
Oh. From reading the title, I assumed it was something along the lines of he was going to make an entire batch of condoms, and simply put a ticket or something in one container of them could be redeemed for the money. Sort of like a 18+ version of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
I've got it. The biggest problem opposing pleasure is that male condoms act as a static barrier for one of the parties. So as a guy, you've got this shit wrapped around you that doesn't move very much. This is why there is less feeling, because there is nothing moving against you. Making a thinner or looser condom will never replace the full movement felt without this barrier. The answer is a lubricant. There can be an antibiotic or spermicide lubricant that will take care of the sperm, but that does not help protect against viruses like AIDS and herpes. To get rid of those bugs, [B]we need something stronger.[/B] I propose a compound that is lubricative, electrostatic generating, and highly conductive when combined with semen. Here's how it works: You apply the compound to your genitals, male or female. One partner must ground themselves while the other must stay insulated. That means no touching except at lubricated spots. During sex, the compound builds an electric charge with every thrust. Note that the compound is an insulator until it is combined with semen. Upon ejaculation the compound rapidly becomes conductive, thus bridging the opposite charges of the partners through the compound. This shock will kill all microscopic lifeforms in contact, including sperm, the AIDS virus, HPV, and so on. I would like to add that this shock feature may actually increase pleasure for both parties. The shock may cause the vagina to contract, making it feel tight as hell around the penis. Similarly, the shock may cause the penis to contract to it's full potential, giving it a quick boost in size. This compound may also come in a ferromagnetic base. This will allow a regular magnet to pull the compound out of any orifice, thus providing an easy clean-up method.
Vibrating condoms :D
What about one that causes the ring to glow if there's a break in it?
Get a condom and cover it with an aphrodisiac. Like, spread that stuff all over it.
My idea for a condom? Well, first off, it'll have to run Linux...
[QUOTE=BandClassHAH;40016656]It plays this :v: [video=youtube;cngtKI-2xzs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cngtKI-2xzs[/video][/QUOTE] [video=youtube;x0I6mhZ5wMw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0I6mhZ5wMw[/video]
[QUOTE=Zoo;40017619]I've got it. The biggest problem opposing pleasure is that male condoms act as a static barrier for one of the parties. So as a guy, you've got this shit wrapped around you that doesn't move very much. This is why there is less feeling, because there is nothing moving against you. Making a thinner or looser condom will never replace the full movement felt without this barrier. The answer is a lubricant. There can be an antibiotic or spermicide lubricant that will take care of the sperm, but that does not help protect against viruses like AIDS and herpes. To get rid of those bugs, [B]we need something stronger.[/B] I propose a compound that is lubricative, electrostatic generating, and highly conductive when combined with semen. Here's how it works: You apply the compound to your genitals, male or female. One partner must ground themselves while the other must stay insulated. That means no touching except at lubricated spots. During sex, the compound builds an electric charge with every thrust. Note that the compound is an insulator until it is combined with semen. Upon ejaculation the compound rapidly becomes conductive, thus bridging the opposite charges of the partners through the compound. This shock will kill all microscopic lifeforms in contact, including sperm, the AIDS virus, HPV, and so on. I would like to add that this shock feature may actually increase pleasure for both parties. The shock may cause the vagina to contract, making it feel tight as hell around the penis. Similarly, the shock may cause the penis to contract to it's full potential, giving it a quick boost in size. This compound may also come in a ferromagnetic base. This will allow a regular magnet to pull the compound out of any orifice, thus providing an easy clean-up method. I'll accept my $100k in cash, please.[/QUOTE] I don't think a shock kills viruses, as they're not technically not even alive.
So apparently I was late, what about a condom that picks up girls for you? you don't have to do anything, you just wear that thing, go out with your dick hanging out and it will do all the talking.
[QUOTE=joost1120;40017704]I don't think a shock kills viruses, as they're not technically not even alive.[/QUOTE] [quote]"Zapping the AIDS virus with low-voltage electric current can nearly eliminate its ability to infect human white blood cells cultured in the laboratory," reports a research team at the Albert Einstein College of Medicine in New York City. "William D. Lyman and his colleagues found that exposure to 50 to 100 microamperes of electricity - comparable to that produced by a cardiac pacemaker - reduced the infectivity of the AIDS virus (HIV) by 50 to 95 percent. Their experiments, described March 14 in Washington D.C., at the First International Symposium on Combination Therapies, showed that the shocked viruses lost the ability to make an enzyme crucial to their reproduction, and could no longer cause the white cells to clump together - two key signs of virus infection." Science News, March 30, 1991[/quote] [url]http://electrocleansing.com/stories.php[/url]
What about one that emits chloroform..
Aimbot.
Condoms in packaging that says "Pope Approved! Holy condoms, absolutely 100% effective and not forbidden by Catholicism!" Focus sales in areas where the catholic church has spread anti-condom propaganda. They'll cost 10 times more than normal condoms, just to show how much better they are. They'll just be normal condoms.
Next gen condom, attach GoPro and 4inch LCD screen.
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