[QUOTE=Last or First;40017821]Condoms in packaging that says "Pope Approved! Holy condoms, absolutely 100% effective and not forbidden by Catholicism!" Focus sales in areas where the catholic church has spread anti-condom propaganda.
They'll cost 10 times more than normal condoms, just to show how much better they are.
They'll just be normal condoms.[/QUOTE]
If Bill Gates could negotiate with the Catholic church to endorse a certain type of condom, that would be incredible for sexual health worldwide. The church / Gates Foundation would have to help fund it though, since the price barrier on condoms in developing states is an issue.
[QUOTE=DeeCeeTeeBee;40016760]i would make mine squeek or honk with every thrust
honk honk honk honk[/QUOTE]
Clown condoms?
I think the only improvement that can be made is if we found a way to make the condom to reliably only cover the tip of the penis and leaving the foreskin and shaft free to move, though it may not be as effective at preventing STDs
[img]http://realquickreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/flex-seal1.jpg[/img]
Quick, easy, and textured. But removing it might be a problem.
The next-gen condoms need cameras and wifi for livestreaming
Hats
Maybe even some condom decals
[img]http://site.wonderhobby.com/p400c.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=SatansSin;40017580]what about illuminated condoms in the dark
so you can see wtf is going on and direct it into the right hole
sometimes people make mistakes
also maybe a warming lube inside of the condom to make it better for men? iunno[/QUOTE]
Actually, I think these both exist to some extent. I've seen glow-in-the-dark condoms, which would be bright enough to help if it's so dark you can't see what you're doing at all.
[QUOTE=Zoo;40017619]I've got it.
The biggest problem opposing pleasure is that male condoms act as a static barrier for one of the parties. So as a guy, you've got this shit wrapped around you that doesn't move very much. This is why there is less feeling, because there is nothing moving against you. Making a thinner or looser condom will never replace the full movement felt without this barrier.
The answer is a lubricant. There can be an antibiotic or spermicide lubricant that will take care of the sperm, but that does not help protect against viruses like AIDS and herpes. To get rid of those bugs, [B]we need something stronger.[/B] I propose a compound that is lubricative, electrostatic generating, and highly conductive when combined with semen.
Here's how it works: You apply the compound to your genitals, male or female. One partner must ground themselves while the other must stay insulated. That means no touching except at lubricated spots. During sex, the compound builds an electric charge with every thrust. Note that the compound is an insulator until it is combined with semen. Upon ejaculation the compound rapidly becomes conductive, thus bridging the opposite charges of the partners through the compound. This shock will kill all microscopic lifeforms in contact, including sperm, the AIDS virus, HPV, and so on.
I would like to add that this shock feature may actually increase pleasure for both parties. The shock may cause the vagina to contract, making it feel tight as hell around the penis. Similarly, the shock may cause the penis to contract to it's full potential, giving it a quick boost in size.
This compound may also come in a ferromagnetic base. This will allow a regular magnet to pull the compound out of any orifice, thus providing an easy clean-up method.[/QUOTE]
Have you ever gotten ferromagnetic fluid on on your skin? It doesn't come off.
Vileda bags.
Done.
They should make ones that detect when you're trying to rape someone and it cuts your dick off
[editline]23rd March 2013[/editline]
but don't tell anyone they're making them
[QUOTE=polarbear.;40017041]am i the only one asking [I][B]Why[/B][/I][/QUOTE]
Why NOT???
route semen tubes to the bum so when you jizz it goes out the other end
[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;40016634]i propose a condom which will play music when you fuck[/QUOTE]
Ribbed condom accordion?
Ribbed condoms suck anyway, they're like chinese finger traps
condoms with a 1/10000 chance infecting you and your partner with syphilis, GOTTA GET DOWN WITH DANGER
a 2 inch thick flesh color vibrating condom. For her pleasure ONLY
Everyone loves whoopee cushions right? How about a condom designed with a few 'sacs' in specific spots so that every time you thrust, air moves around in such a way that it goes SPLAAART BLAAARP BRRRT. It'd make sex hilariously good fun, and even the neighbours can have a laugh at your antics. It's like playing a game of "Try to orgasm when you're laughing uncontrollably".
I'd go for it.
The people will probably try make the new condom feel more natural and comfortable.
As in, improve on existing, but polish needing features.
Heh heh, polish...
Make the condom part graphene (TCPG),
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5dwdZCKBZM[/media]
A: Make it stronger and less able to snap
B: Heat conductivity
[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;40016634]i propose a condom which will play music when you fuck[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j3okb3kuts[/media]
semi-organic nanoweave
You get 100k for the ideea and they get millions from selling it afterwards.
or they could just take your ideea and not give you any reward for it anyway.
[QUOTE=Craptasket;40016645]Facebook status update feature?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=kanesenpai~;40016747]Instagram integration as well.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=axelord157;40016765]No, Twitter integration.[/QUOTE]
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if a cheap condom with such features would cause pretty much every male having sexual intercourse to use it.
[QUOTE=Zoo;40017619]I've got it.
The biggest problem opposing pleasure is that male condoms act as a static barrier for one of the parties. So as a guy, you've got this shit wrapped around you that doesn't move very much. This is why there is less feeling, because there is nothing moving against you. Making a thinner or looser condom will never replace the full movement felt without this barrier.
The answer is a lubricant. There can be an antibiotic or spermicide lubricant that will take care of the sperm, but that does not help protect against viruses like AIDS and herpes. To get rid of those bugs, [B]we need something stronger.[/B] I propose a compound that is lubricative, electrostatic generating, and highly conductive when combined with semen.
Here's how it works: You apply the compound to your genitals, male or female. One partner must ground themselves while the other must stay insulated. That means no touching except at lubricated spots. During sex, the compound builds an electric charge with every thrust. Note that the compound is an insulator until it is combined with semen. Upon ejaculation the compound rapidly becomes conductive, thus bridging the opposite charges of the partners through the compound. This shock will kill all microscopic lifeforms in contact, including sperm, the AIDS virus, HPV, and so on.
I would like to add that this shock feature may actually increase pleasure for both parties. The shock may cause the vagina to contract, making it feel tight as hell around the penis. Similarly, the shock may cause the penis to contract to it's full potential, giving it a quick boost in size.
This compound may also come in a ferromagnetic base. This will allow a regular magnet to pull the compound out of any orifice, thus providing an easy clean-up method.[/QUOTE]
Please enjoy your $100,000.
[QUOTE=Merijn;40016912]Having the condom track your stats will make people want to use it.
"Good evening John, you lasted 3.2 seconds longer than your previous record! Would you like to post this to Facebook/Twitter/Google+?"
It'd be great, you could unlock achievements, have competitions with your friends, etc.[/QUOTE]
If you had wife, then It'd have DRM. :v:
Just make it ribbed inside and out, and fill the insides of the rubber with some sort of jelly so it feels all squishy.
Maybe attach an electrode to the G spot.
[QUOTE=Don Ochs;40016724]Condoms spiked with ecstasy.[/QUOTE]
ecstasy can cause erectile dysfunction while you are on it.
[QUOTE=Stormcharger;40021422]ecstasy can cause erectile dysfunction while you are on it.[/QUOTE]
Exactly. No boner, no penis into vagina, no chance of babies happening.
And nobody will even care cause they're going through the fucking roof.
Says on the site that only organisations and stuff like that can partake.
So YOU can't win this.
Facepunch gotta learn to read the Terms and shit.
[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;40016634]i propose a condom which will play music when you fuck[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.ohgizmo.com/2006/10/08/man-invents-musical-condoms/[/url]
[editline]24th March 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=SatansSin;40017580]what about illuminated condoms in the dark
so you can see wtf is going on and direct it into the right hole
sometimes people make mistakes
also maybe a warming lube inside of the condom to make it better for men? iunno[/QUOTE]
Seriously guys, each idea you added (except the tracking stats one and 4-friend coop, I like that one) here are already been made.
I want to be able to buy apps to enhance the experience.
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